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Old 11-09-2002, 01:06 AM   #1
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Exclamation Using a giant blob of Silly Putty as a do-it-yourself dildo

Now I know why my friend keeps buying bit after bit of flesh-colored Silly Putty and keeps combining it into a huge mass...With a little imagination and sculpting talent, you could very well make yourself the artificial erection from hell. And you can change the shape, girth, and size at will. What's not to love?

The goatse.cx man would be proud.

God, I need a webcam.
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Old 11-09-2002, 01:08 AM   #2
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i think it would be too plyable...not to get graphic or anything.

 
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Old 11-09-2002, 01:10 AM   #3
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i think it would be too plyable...not to get graphic or anything.
Nah. It's deceptively hard. If anything, the stickyness is the biggest detriment.

Not that I'm into that kind of thing.

 
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Old 11-09-2002, 01:11 AM   #4
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WEBCAMS ROCK MAN

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Old 11-09-2002, 01:14 AM   #5
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WEBCAMS ROCK MAN

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Keep your adorbale kitties OUTTA MY SILLY-PUTTY THREAD!

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Old 11-09-2002, 02:19 AM   #6
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Interesting thing about Silly Putty: Like LSD, Silly Putty was a byproduct of scientific experiments from World War II. Specifically, these scientists were trying to develop explosive agents.

 
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Old 11-09-2002, 02:33 AM   #7
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haha.

that could get kinda nasty though.. silly putty is quite porous!

 
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Old 11-09-2002, 08:14 PM   #8
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Wouldn't this be much better?

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Old 11-09-2002, 08:19 PM   #9
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Wouldn't this be much better?

yeah. check out Billy Corgan Jr.

 
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