Sometimes...

Liquid-J · 01-21-2004, 01:42 PM

...I feel like a lion chasing a butterfly too. Please execute me as soon as arrangements are made regarding the futures of my children.

Liquid-J · 01-21-2004, 06:57 PM

Update: arrangements regarding the children have been finalized.

Axis of Action · 01-21-2004, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Liquid-J
Update: arrangements regarding the children have been finalized.

Excellent. The guillotine shall be ready shortly.

Liquid-J · 01-21-2004, 07:09 PM

I was hoping for a firing range, but that's cool. Just give me the word when everything's ready.

Axis of Action · 01-21-2004, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Liquid-J
I was hoping for a firing range, but that's cool. Just give me the word when everything's ready.

We're all set on this end.

Liquid-J · 01-21-2004, 07:20 PM

Ok, lets do this and get it over with.

Axis of Action · 01-21-2004, 07:24 PM

*pulls the blade up*

Liquid-J · 01-21-2004, 07:26 PM

*kneels down with neck directly underneath said blade*

Liquid-J · 01-21-2004, 07:36 PM

c'mon dude, the suspense is 'killing' me!

meow · 01-21-2004, 08:32 PM

*runs in with basket full of fruit*

Here, we can let his head fall into this

*throws out a honey dew melon*

now there is room!

Liquid-J · 01-21-2004, 08:34 PM

please drop the freaking blade already, its been like an hour!

meow · 01-21-2004, 08:35 PM

do you want some fruit?

Liquid-J · 01-21-2004, 08:36 PM

nah, i'm cool. thanks tho!

meow · 01-21-2004, 08:37 PM

no problem.

are you sure? I have lots! *grabs an apple from the basket*

Brandont_h · 01-21-2004, 08:38 PM

The executioner went to eat, that rotten bastard. Perhaps when his dinner is over, he'll grace us with what may very well be Netphoria's first public execution!

Axis of Action · 01-21-2004, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brandont_h
The executioner went to eat, that rotten bastard. Perhaps when his dinner is over, he'll grace us with what may very well be Netphoria's first public execution!

Sorry, sorry. You know how FRIENDS can be when they want you to come to dinner.

Anyyyyyyyyhow. *jangles the blade* Ready?

Liquid-J · 01-21-2004, 09:01 PM

thank god, i almost had to leave work for the day. yes, i'm ready!

Liquid-J · 01-21-2004, 09:02 PM

last wishes, please carry my head over to my 2000 post party! kthxbye

Axis of Action · 01-21-2004, 09:03 PM

Not a problem.

*smiles, releases the rope, watching it neatly cut off Liquid-J's head*

Liquid-J · 01-21-2004, 09:04 PM

*dies*

Axis of Action · 01-21-2004, 09:08 PM

*grabs a plastic bag, and puts the head in it, walking over to the 2000 post party*

Brandont_h · 01-21-2004, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sehki
Not a problem.

*smiles, releases the rope, watching it neatly cut off Liquid-J's head*

AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!

Axis of Action · 01-21-2004, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brandont_h

AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!

as well they should. I am excellent executioner.

wHATcOLOR · 01-21-2004, 09:33 PM

thanks for carrying out my wishes

Axis of Action · 01-21-2004, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Liquid-J'sGhost
thanks for carrying out my wishes

It is the only proper thing to do.

*bows*

01-21-2004, 01:42 PM	#1
Liquid-J keeping it to a dull roar Location: san francisco, ca Posts: 12,824	Sometimes... ...I feel like a lion chasing a butterfly too. Please execute me as soon as arrangements are made regarding the futures of my children.

01-21-2004, 08:38 PM	#15
Brandont_h Ownz Location: Peterborough Posts: 835	The executioner went to eat, that rotten bastard. Perhaps when his dinner is over, he'll grace us with what may very well be Netphoria's first public execution! __________________ When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. -- Doctor Hunter S. Thompson: 1937-2005

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01-21-2004, 06:57 PM	#2
Liquid-J keeping it to a dull roar Location: san francisco, ca Posts: 12,824	Update: arrangements regarding the children have been finalized.

01-21-2004, 07:09 PM	#4
Liquid-J keeping it to a dull roar Location: san francisco, ca Posts: 12,824	I was hoping for a firing range, but that's cool. Just give me the word when everything's ready.

01-21-2004, 07:20 PM	#6
Liquid-J keeping it to a dull roar Location: san francisco, ca Posts: 12,824	Ok, lets do this and get it over with.

01-21-2004, 07:24 PM	#7
Axis of Action Socialphobic Location: ur underpants lol Posts: 13,209	pulls the blade up

01-21-2004, 07:26 PM	#8
Liquid-J keeping it to a dull roar Location: san francisco, ca Posts: 12,824	kneels down with neck directly underneath said blade

01-21-2004, 07:36 PM	#9
Liquid-J keeping it to a dull roar Location: san francisco, ca Posts: 12,824	c'mon dude, the suspense is 'killing' me!

01-21-2004, 08:32 PM	#10
meow Netflix Me Location: Human Skull! Posts: 27,712	runs in with basket full of fruit Here, we can let his head fall into this throws out a honey dew melon now there is room!

01-21-2004, 08:34 PM	#11
Liquid-J keeping it to a dull roar Location: san francisco, ca Posts: 12,824	please drop the freaking blade already, its been like an hour!

01-21-2004, 08:35 PM	#12
meow Netflix Me Location: Human Skull! Posts: 27,712	do you want some fruit?

01-21-2004, 08:36 PM	#13
Liquid-J keeping it to a dull roar Location: san francisco, ca Posts: 12,824	nah, i'm cool. thanks tho!

01-21-2004, 08:37 PM	#14
meow Netflix Me Location: Human Skull! Posts: 27,712	no problem. are you sure? I have lots! grabs an apple from the basket

01-21-2004, 09:01 PM	#17
Liquid-J keeping it to a dull roar Location: san francisco, ca Posts: 12,824	thank god, i almost had to leave work for the day. yes, i'm ready!

01-21-2004, 09:02 PM	#18
Liquid-J keeping it to a dull roar Location: san francisco, ca Posts: 12,824	last wishes, please carry my head over to my 2000 post party! kthxbye

01-21-2004, 09:03 PM	#19
Axis of Action Socialphobic Location: ur underpants lol Posts: 13,209	Not a problem. smiles, releases the rope, watching it neatly cut off Liquid-J's head

01-21-2004, 09:04 PM	#20
Liquid-J keeping it to a dull roar Location: san francisco, ca Posts: 12,824	dies

01-21-2004, 09:08 PM	#21
Axis of Action Socialphobic Location: ur underpants lol Posts: 13,209	grabs a plastic bag, and puts the head in it, walking over to the 2000 post party

01-21-2004, 09:33 PM	#24
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	thanks for carrying out my wishes