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Old 01-20-2004, 04:49 PM   #1
machinaddict
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Cool Woman is a Danger Cat

The streets are silent
My wheels are the night
Black leather boots calling out to you
A cute blonde boogie machine spreads her wings
And comes along for the ride

Your father thinks you’re out at Suzie’s place
Bonin’ up on the classics
But everyone in high school knows
You’re heavy into gymnastics

One way street, never mind the signs
Full charged gasoline in the tank
Your foot is on the gas and the tires say YEAH!
Woman is a danger cat

Your teachers say you never try
You should be top of the class
But if I was your only educator
You know that you would pass

You sneak out at night
Deep into the night
This ain’t no halfway house
You came from good blood RIGHT!
On and on
Woman is a danger cat


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Old 01-20-2004, 04:50 PM   #2
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That picture looks like the humble beginnings of a meth lab.

 
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Old 01-20-2004, 04:51 PM   #3
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Angel is a centerfold

 
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Old 01-20-2004, 04:52 PM   #4
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Turn up the good. Turn down the suck.

Dude, I think your suck knob is up too high.

 
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Old 01-20-2004, 04:57 PM   #5
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That picture looks like the humble beginnings of a meth lab.


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Old 01-20-2004, 04:59 PM   #6
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If they would move that pot we could get a crotch shot.

 
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Old 01-20-2004, 05:08 PM   #7
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If they would move that pot we could get a crotch shot.
palidor?

:erm
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Old 01-20-2004, 05:15 PM   #8
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Best part is when he spray paints "Tron Funkin Sucks" on the road.

 
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Old 01-20-2004, 05:17 PM   #9
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i saw that guy on television! his mom read that poem. she was so proud of him.
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Old 01-20-2004, 07:16 PM   #10
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Fubar is hilarious. I love the part when he's all smashed in the hotel room and his buddy gets him a hooker.

 
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Old 01-20-2004, 09:33 PM   #11
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Your father thinks you’re out at Suzie’s place
Bonin’ up on the classics
no one comes to my house to study. :erm

 
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