Inspired By Toby: Gil's Haute Erotic Netphorian Tales

[Eve]

i heart you gil.

[Fattening Ass]

Originally posted by Orchestra
Do me, Gil.

i'll make a few more tomorrow. they take a bit to write up !

[Fattening Ass]

Originally posted by Eve
i heart you gil.

werd.

[Fattening Ass]

Originally posted by Orchestra
Do me, Gil.

Raving Buttsluts:

It had taken him a while, but he had finally gotten the nerve to meet the girl he's been flirting with non-stop on the G-board (thank god shes not on F9). They would endless reply such horny posts as "Suck on my tits, you dirty motherfucker" and "My pole is waiting for you to schmoke it, like a thick shake from In-N-Out--OH YEAH".

He wore some jeans and a sesame street shirt. She wore anything she could to get his attention, as well as not wearing anything she could too. He arrived at her place at 9:00. She was waiting for him. They sat in the livingroom, and watched a movie this Fat Ass on their favorite defunct rock band message board had been raving about. "Wtf is Top Secret! ?" she asked. "I don't know, but im not in the mood for the best comedy ever made" he replied. "Lets beat this flick and check out your room" he said as they got up and left into her room.

"Wow, thats alotta glow sticks" he mentioned. "I party alot" She said as she lowered the lights and turned on her Lava lamps. He sat on her bed, where she had taken a seat and was waiting like a horny minx wanting some fresh salami. He saw that look in her eyes. It was the look of lust, the look of a bitch panting for a porking. "So, you look like you want to take this further, i can tell by the rise in your pants" she said. They hesitated no longer, sooon enough the were butt naked, grasping on to each other, kissing, licking, poking. He began kissing her nipples, then nibbling on them like oprah on bon bons. She was overflowing with orgasmic feelings. She then lay on her chest as he slowly opened her legs, revealing the holes of his desires. He had forgotten to bring a condom, but he knew she wouldn't have it with one anyways, so he slowly inserted his thick, hot, sweaty man meat in her warm, tight ass. She moaned. He liked. He started slow, then quickly sped up the pace. Her mirror_not_so_untrue.

This Ass had been Megatized.

[Toby]

[Fattening Ass]

[mirrar]

BAHAHAHA omg gil you are the man!

[cap'n jazz]

[miss world]

DO ONE WITH CALUM AND CHEO

[Toby]

Originally posted by miss world
DO ONE WITH CALUM AND CHEO

He left to go to work

[cap'n jazz]

[Mariner]

Originally posted by Fattening Ass


This Ass had been Megatized.

Holy shit tears...

http://www.conterra.com/bookter/loni/crying.jpg

[Orchestra]

LO!L
A+ Gil

[Mayfuck]

Originally posted by yo soy el mejor
huhuhuhuh. that guy is blaCK and wears glasses.

This was the only funny thing in the thread.

[Toby]

Originally posted by Mayfuck



This was the only funny thing in the thread.

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally posted by Mayfuck



This was the only funny thing in the thread.

[Fattening Ass]

She was calmly munching out on her favorite brand of chips. The flaming hot ones with lime added. Most people wouldn't be caught dead eating those, as only most cholas around the neighborhood eat them. She didn't care. Like her men, she likes her chips hot, and those chips were exactly what she needed. The bus was almost there. She put her chips away in her bag and got her fee ready for the bus.

On the bus ride home, all she could do is think about how she will run staight to her PC and spark up a chatty, hot, cyber convo with the guy whom she had desired and wanted sooo badly. Sure he was a skinny, scottish ninny, but she wanted him madly like cock on toast. She got home around 8:40, said hi to her family and rushed straight to the PC. All she could do is think of the steamy, dirty chat thread she was preparing in her mind for Cap'n Jazz. It was gonna be great. The thread was made. The chat was in full swing. "My Cell Phone" she posted. Calum responded "My Cunt Rag". They had hit it off. The thread had reached 5 pages of endless babble before either of them began their dirtry cybering. Cheo posted first "I want you to lick my cunt like a dog". Calum was excited at the post of such dirty words.
He responded " Fuck me like a school boy". Cheo had a dirty response all typed out and ready to be posted. She had taken off her panties and was waiting for Calums reply to get her off. She had been waiting for this moment all day. She Clicked submit Reply.

The Server is busy.

[Geek USA]

Originally posted by Fattening Ass
"My Cell Phone" she posted. Calum responded "My Cunt Rag". They had hit it off.

hahah!

[cap'n jazz]

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[blackfaerie]

i'm jealous!