there's an informercial for penis enlargement on Spike TV

Ugly · 01-16-2004, 04:19 AM

- so I turned on spike TV cuz I'm down to my last beer and,fuck it, MXC might be on.

(as a side note, MXC fucking RULES and if anyone says differently you have no soul)

and anyway, right now, in the 3 AM slot they have this informerical with these AGING UGLY porn stars advertising a penis enlargement pill. But they can't say that. Oh no.

Instead the product is called "EXTENDZ" and they keep saying "makes that certain part of the male body 25% bigger"

I'm seriously not kidding. Example of a conversation on the show goes as follows:

"Hi Sherrie! We're here to talk about Extendz pills!"
"Really?"
"Yes, the only pill that makes that certain part of the male body 25% bigger?"
"Yes, of course you silly bitch, the only pill that makes that certain part of the male body 25% bigger."
"Don't call me a bitch you fench sitting closet bi."
"Now, now, the vibrations are getting nasty, Betty."
"Sherrie."
"shut the fuck up. Anyway but yeah, there's a certain pill that makes a - "
"- ceartain part of the male body - "
"- 25% bigger!"
"Did you say we're selling the only pill that makes that certain part of the male body 25% bigger? "
"No I didn't you fucking over the hill skank. However now I will: the only pill that makes that certain part of the male body 25% bigger."
"The only pill that makes that certain part of the male body 25% bigger? "
"The only pill that makes that certain part of the male body 25% bigger!!!!"

And so on. Well its something like that, not exactly.

Anyway they're sayin they've sold over A QUARTER OF A BILLION pills worldwide and THIS IS THIER FUCKING ANIVERSARY SHOW. 3 YEARS! AND RON JEREMY IS IN IT. AND THEY'RE SHOWING OUTTAKES AND DELETED SCENES.

AND SO MANY OVER THE HELL PORN ACTORS. Or as they call them "Sexual perfessionals."

What the hell is going on with the world? Seriously.

I'll show you in pics what's going on with the world:

http://ridiculopathy.com/stock/hell.jpg
ina
http://www.amyx.org/mensa/handbasket...asketEmpty.jpg

"That certain part of the male body 25% bigger"
"That certain part of the male body 25% bigger"`
"That certain part of the male body 25% bigger"
"That certain part of the male body 25% bigger"
"That certain part of the male body 25% bigger"

Christ.

mewl · 01-16-2004, 09:10 AM

i get those e-mails all the time.

Ugly · 01-16-2004, 12:15 PM

hey that drunken rambling came off better than I thought. I should get loaded and write a book Fear and Loathing / Leaving Las Vegas style.

StillBecomingApart · 01-16-2004, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mewl
i get those e-mails all the time.

They stop when you order the pills.

THRILLHO · 01-16-2004, 04:07 PM

i'd like to second that MXC is the best thing in the whole world.

Nimrod · 01-16-2004, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly

hey that drunken rambling came off better than I thought. I should get loaded and write a book Fear and Loathing / Leaving Las Vegas style.

Fear and Loathing in Leaving Toronto? Sounds.... fun. :erm

Ugly · 01-16-2004, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nimrod
Fear and Loathing in Leaving Toronto? Sounds.... fun. :erm

excerpt as follows:

Day 46: Still on a bender, its fucking cold outside.
Day 47: Its still fucking cold outside
Day 48: Oh God, how I miss TV.
Day 50: Hey look, the Leafs choked in the playoffs again. Its still really fucking cold outside.

Transformer · 01-17-2004, 10:55 PM

"It gives you a full haid of hair and what you need down there, so what are waiting for, loser?

*Possible side effects could ******* loss of scalp and penis*

"What did they say about my scalp???"

01-16-2004, 04:19 AM	#1
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	there's an informercial for penis enlargement on Spike TV - so I turned on spike TV cuz I'm down to my last beer and,fuck it, MXC might be on. (as a side note, MXC fucking RULES and if anyone says differently you have no soul) and anyway, right now, in the 3 AM slot they have this informerical with these AGING UGLY porn stars advertising a penis enlargement pill. But they can't say that. Oh no. Instead the product is called "EXTENDZ" and they keep saying "makes that certain part of the male body 25% bigger" I'm seriously not kidding. Example of a conversation on the show goes as follows: "Hi Sherrie! We're here to talk about Extendz pills!" "Really?" "Yes, the only pill that makes that certain part of the male body 25% bigger?" "Yes, of course you silly bitch, the only pill that makes that certain part of the male body 25% bigger." "Don't call me a bitch you fench sitting closet bi." "Now, now, the vibrations are getting nasty, Betty." "Sherrie." "shut the fuck up. Anyway but yeah, there's a certain pill that makes a - " "- ceartain part of the male body - " "- 25% bigger!" "Did you say we're selling the only pill that makes that certain part of the male body 25% bigger? " "No I didn't you fucking over the hill skank. However now I will: the only pill that makes that certain part of the male body 25% bigger." "The only pill that makes that certain part of the male body 25% bigger? " "The only pill that makes that certain part of the male body 25% bigger!!!!" And so on. Well its something like that, not exactly. Anyway they're sayin they've sold over A QUARTER OF A BILLION pills worldwide and THIS IS THIER FUCKING ANIVERSARY SHOW. 3 YEARS! AND RON JEREMY IS IN IT. AND THEY'RE SHOWING OUTTAKES AND DELETED SCENES. AND SO MANY OVER THE HELL PORN ACTORS. Or as they call them "Sexual perfessionals." What the hell is going on with the world? Seriously. I'll show you in pics what's going on with the world: http://ridiculopathy.com/stock/hell.jpg ina http://www.amyx.org/mensa/handbasket...asketEmpty.jpg "That certain part of the male body 25% bigger" "That certain part of the male body 25% bigger"` "That certain part of the male body 25% bigger" "That certain part of the male body 25% bigger" "That certain part of the male body 25% bigger" Christ. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

01-16-2004, 09:10 AM	#2
mewl Socialphobic Posts: 14,498	i get those e-mails all the time.

01-16-2004, 12:15 PM	#3
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	hey that drunken rambling came off better than I thought. I should get loaded and write a book Fear and Loathing / Leaving Las Vegas style.

01-16-2004, 04:07 PM	#5
THRILLHO Apocalyptic Poster Location: vancouver Posts: 2,092	i'd like to second that MXC is the best thing in the whole world.

01-17-2004, 10:55 PM	#8
Transformer Apocalyptic Poster Location: Australia Posts: 1,775	"It gives you a full haid of hair and what you need down there, so what are waiting for, loser? Possible side effects could ****** loss of scalp and penis* "What did they say about my scalp???"