what's the closest you have come to your sexual fantasy?

[SecretStarlet]

describe it. did you actually played it all out the way you wanted to?
if you're like me and you have more than one, then describe those as well.

Shut up.
You're so fucking spare it hurts.

[SecretStarlet]

Originally posted by Lizard Queen
Shut up.
You're so fucking spare it hurts.

netphorians are amusing.

[2Marlon2Brando]

Yes.

I once fucked a red-headed hooker in a bathtub full of nickels.

[Nimrod]

I went to Kings Dominion, and wow what an awsome park. Anyway I was constantly scoping for BBW's mostly because I have heard so much about theme parks being fat-biased that I wanted to see what fat women did about it. Well I wasn't disappointed. While waiting in line for the new James Bond simulator ride, I noticed a beautiful 400+ woman. She was built in sort of the same way as CindyG, just big all over. Now I hadn't been on the ride before so I didn't know what was in store for her, but I soon found out. It was an Imax-type theater with 50 or so two-person simulator chairs. Each one was reclined and about three feet of the ground. She backed up to the chair and started to try and get up onto the chair, her behind was squirming back and forth as she tried to hoist herself up on the chair. When she finally got up and layed down (fortunately for her there were no armrests, just two small handle bars that dug into her thighs) she reached for her seat belt. Her arms barely reached around her waist. She pulled the belt to it's limit and though I was on the wrong side to see, it was definately about a foot short of reaching the buckle. What I wouldn't have given to have been seated with her. She tugged at it, and her kid who was sitting next to her tried to get an employees attention, but they were busy making sure everyone else was secure. She didn't look embarassed at all, she looked determined, she was determined to fit in the chair (probably because it was one of the few rides she could squeeze into), She layed flat and sucked in her great belly as she and her son pulled the belt with all their might. And they buckled it, she exhaled and her fat poored over the belt. The belt was almost completely engulfed by her fat, I couldnt' believe how tight it was. I found the whole situation extremely arrousing. Has anyone else witnessed a similar accurance, if so please share it with the board. I have, and when I get a chance I'll write about it.

[Irridescent Fairysex]

She looked at him, reached up and petted his chin, then slapped him very gently. "I haven't a fucking clue, Dan. It is what it is, and it feels so good to me, I'm afraid of losing it. But who can tell what it'll turn in to? Where you and I will go? My bad dreams are you going off to work in your grey flannel suit. I worry because I think that's your good dream. But I'm not gonna look for trouble, not for a while. The bloom'll wear off, honey. Even if it were all normal, y'know, it would. Wear off. I guess we'll find out more then." She smiled brightly, though a tear was drifting down her cheek. "But I think for sure we'll always have something of this fucked up weekend. I know I will."

Interlude

He sat gazing at her, the soft, post coital smile on her face as she snored lightly in the motel room where she had slept for three months, and where they had begun to feel married. He showed her Boston, the B School campus, Cambridge, the "Red Zone", a neighborhood devoted to porn. She temped as a secretary, but mostly waited for him, thinking up strange, bizarre sexual games they could play, the theme mostly his raw anger that weekend in New York, and their crazy experiences there.

She tried AA for a while, but not long. Still, she kept saying as long as she had him, their long nights in bed, his love and attention, she wasn't tempted, not even a little. She rarely had more than a glass of white wine to drink, and hadn't even finished that pack of Marlboro's he had bought in the city. But her sexual appetite was voracious.

They had talked about trying to move somewhere where they could pretend to be married, where their parents couldn't find them, where they could hide in a cocoon of their love. But he had accepted the job in Chicago, truly amazing money, the second chair in a programming division, something about a multiplexing operating system.

The day he had told her about it, she had first bubbled about living there, the windy city, a fresh start. But when she examined the literature he received as indoctrination, her enthusiasm began to fade. There wasn't a decent place to live within an hour's drive of the smoky, beat up area that housed the glass palace where he would be spending so much time. The company she was temping for asked her about taking over an office in Waltham. They spent one weekend looking at apartments. He called the local Venture Capital company that had made him an offer in January, but both openings had been filled.

"We can visit, baby. I need you, but we have to live our lives, don't you think? I won't be happy depending on you all my life. But I'll always be your whore, Danny. No matter what."

Five

Jed was a nice guy, he had to admit. Standing there with Susan hanging on his arm, in the lovely white wedding dress, her familiar perfume tingling his cock, as the Wedding March boomed out of the organ, he reflected on the last three years. In some ways, being apart had been nicer than being together. Every time they spent a weekend, two or three times a month, it was like a whole new beginning.

He thought she had bloomed, the success she had with the temp agency giving her back the confidence that had seemed to disappear in New York. She had lived in three different places already, and they had made a special place for her in the Los Angeles office when she had finally said yes to Jebediah Fulton, young, rising film editor. "He has this curvy dick, Danny. I mean, it gets hard okay, and he eats me all I want, but, I dunno, there's something funny about the way it fits my pussy. Not like you, honey. And he wants to fuck my ass, but I won't let him. That's your hole, baby. Nobody's been in there since you."

He had been jealous when she first told him. But the thrill of fucking an engaged woman for ten straight hours, as she promised him again and again they would always have each other, made the weirdness of it seem just another step in this strange relationship that showed no sign of decreasing its intensity. He'd dated a little too, one brunette with even bigger tits than Susan, but in spite of Bev's enthusiasm, it was a pale imitation of his wild trysts with his sister.

He felt a quick grin pass his face as he remembered the nights in Mother's big house in Phoenix, when Bradley died, sneaking down to the pool to skinny dip in the warm, soft nights, then sleeping together until they heard the squeeky voice at one door or another calling "Dear, it's ten o'clock already, I know it's different time dear, but still, the cook will have a fit if she has to wait for breakfast much longer." Repeating the litany at the other door. Giggling as they heard her retreating footsteps, the smell of their lovemaking surrounding them.

[cap'n jazz]

Originally posted by Lizard Queen
Shut up.
You're so fucking spare it hurts.

Haha!

[Mooney]

i came within three feet of my sexual fantasy, once.

[meow]

Originally posted by SecretStarlet
describe it. did you actually played it all out the way you wanted to?
if you're like me and you have more than one, then describe those as well.

why don't you go first?

[cap'n jazz]

Originally posted by Mooney
i came within three feet of my sexual fantasy, once.

Hey, I've been to a farm too!

[2Marlon2Brando]

Originally posted by cap'n jazz


Hey, I've been to a farm too!

Zing!

[Mooney]

[Nimrod]

Originally posted by Mooney
i came within three feet of my sexual fantasy, once.

Did you get any in his hair?

[2Marlon2Brando]

Originally posted by Nimrod
Did you get any in his hair?

Two Zings from one post!

[Mooney]

what is this, international pick on Mooney day?

[shaniqua]

i have fulfilled mine, and will hopefully do it again

[Mariner]

Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando

surprise ending

:erm

[SecretStarlet]

Originally posted by meow


why don't you go first?

ok, my fantasy is to do it in a bed with a crossdresser and having multiple orgasms, both of us. the bits and pieces of reality are as follows: my boyfriend said he would crossdress for me, but still hasn't. we have done it in a bed (and i liked it a lot. it was the best sex i ever had. apparently he didn't like it all that much.) i have had multiple, but he didn't give them to me. (i gave them to myself.) actually, he hardly ever cums. so as of yet i am very far from achieving my sex fantasy. i just wated to hear it from the rest of you. a guy once tld me that girls should never have to fantasize, because there isn't a guy on the face of the planet who wouldn't do everything she wanted. but that isn't all that true.

[Nimrod]

Originally posted by SecretStarlet
we have done it in a bed (and i liked it a lot. it was the best sex i ever had. apparently he didn't like it all that much

Uh, where do you normally screw?

[SecretStarlet]

Originally posted by Nimrod
Uh, where do you normally screw?

90% of the time in his car. this takes place in parking structures, abandoned parking lots, full parking lots, behind my house, and other places a car can go. other wise we have been under a slide in a playing ground, in a theatre, on his mother's precious leather sofa, and once only in his california king sized bed.

[noir cat]

I keep trying to fulfill all mine but then I just keep coming up with more.

[Orchestra]

Originally posted by Nimrod
Did you get any in his hair?

NICE!