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Old 01-17-2004, 07:15 PM   #1
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Default Who wants to be the first person to fuck on the Moon?

Mars may be out of the question and out of our lifetime.

However, I hope I get my chance to fuck on the moon.

 
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Old 01-17-2004, 07:22 PM   #2
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i bet you can't get pregnant on the moon.

 
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Old 01-17-2004, 07:22 PM   #3
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I'd want to fuck anywhere that do not have uncomfortable conditions.

 
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Old 01-17-2004, 07:25 PM   #4
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think of all the things you could do in zero gravity!

do you think anyone has gotten laid in space?

 
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Old 01-17-2004, 07:33 PM   #5
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do you think anyone has gotten laid in space?
Think it be weird if John Glenn and Neil Armstrong had sex together on the moon.
Yeah thats pretty weird.

 
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Old 01-17-2004, 07:34 PM   #6
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I'm pretty sure the teacher than was on the Internation Space Station banged one of the Russians.

 
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Old 01-17-2004, 07:35 PM   #7
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Think it be weird if John Glenn and Neil Armstrong had sex together on the moon.
Yeah thats pretty weird.
It must have been hard to ass fuck in the space suits.

"One small step for man, one giant leap for... UNGH FUCK YOU LIKE THAT WAY, DON'T YOU BITCH? UNGH UGHN UGHN FUUUUUUUCKKKK AHHHHHHHH!

 
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Old 01-17-2004, 07:38 PM   #8
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It must have been hard to ass fuck in the space suits.
Pfft....dont you know anything about space suits.

There would be a little "trap door" in the front of the suit, and on the back.
So....at any given time, one of them could whip out their dick in space. And someguy could have a big shit.
Or in this case....ass fuck.

 
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Old 01-17-2004, 07:57 PM   #9
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Originally posted by Injektilo
think of all the things you could do in zero gravity!

do you think anyone has gotten laid in space?
There are urban legends. . .

Experiment 8 Postflight Summary

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SUMMARY OF RESULTS
1) An elastic belt around the waist of the two partners. The partners faced each other in the standard or missionary posture.

Entry was difficult and once it was achieved, it was difficult to maintain. With the belt worn around the hips, entry was easy, but it was difficult to obtain the necessary thrusting motion; as a result, this approach was not satisfactory.

 
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