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Old 01-17-2004, 01:21 PM   #1
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http://www.t-mag.com/nation_img/photos/296cup.jpg

A couple of weeks ago we asked you to write in and identify a new device just cleared for marketing by the FDA and Health Canada. What the hell was that thing? The answer is the DivaCup, which is supposed to replace the tampon and the pad for women and metrosexuals.

 
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Old 01-17-2004, 01:23 PM   #2
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that's good news.

 
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Old 01-17-2004, 01:25 PM   #3
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don't hate, menstrate!
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Old 01-17-2004, 01:52 PM   #4
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It's like the keeper, but for mainstream chicks!

 
Old 01-17-2004, 01:53 PM   #5
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I think on general principle products with "diva" in the title would just have to stay away from my vagina.

 
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Old 01-17-2004, 01:54 PM   #6
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how do you use that thing?!

 
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Old 01-17-2004, 01:59 PM   #7
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I think on general principle products with "diva" in the title would just have to stay away from my vagina.
I'd have to agree with that.

 
Old 01-17-2004, 02:29 PM   #8
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I think on general principle products with "diva" in the title would just have to stay away from my vagina.
Sepiae's Vagina: "This town ain' big 'nough for the both 'f us, Diva.

Diva: *rides off into the sunset*

 
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Old 01-17-2004, 02:33 PM   #9
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Sepiae's Vagina: "This town ain' big 'nough for the both 'f us, Diva.

Diva: *rides off into the sunset*


Yes. Exactly.

 
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Old 01-17-2004, 02:39 PM   #10
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it looks like it would stretch the fuck outta yr utz. maybe the picture's just enlarged to show texture...:erm

 
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Old 01-17-2004, 02:43 PM   #11
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hmmm.... "lets take something that gets filled with blood and make it white!"
Yeah, that looks just like the keeper.

A classmate asked me for a tampon the other day and when I handed her one w/o an applicator she just stared at it and was like "is this for hippie environmentalists?"
I had to tell her how to use it

Normal tampons are such a waste, I do think all these things are better, but I don't buy the tampons b/c they're more environmentally friendly necessarily, but b/c they're not huge and pink and wrapped in plastic making it impossible to sneak one out of your purse.

 
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Old 01-17-2004, 02:44 PM   #12
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for women and metrosexuals.

 
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Old 01-17-2004, 02:44 PM   #13
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it looks like it would stretch the fuck outta yr utz. maybe the picture's just enlarged to show texture...:erm
And you don't think a 7" giant cock stretches one out? Or having children?? Uteruses weren't designed to stretch, obviously.

 
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Old 01-17-2004, 02:44 PM   #14
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you put it up your hoo-hah, and it acts like a cup which catches the blood as it comes out of your uterus.

then you take it out and empty it. then you put it back in to catch more. or so I understand.
Just like INSTEAD from like a decade ago.
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Old 01-17-2004, 02:46 PM   #15
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And you don't think a 7" giant cock stretches one out? Or having children?? Uteruses weren't designed to stretch, obviously.
uh. chillax, yo.

 
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Old 01-17-2004, 02:47 PM   #16
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Just like INSTEAD from like a decade ago.
Actually the keeper's been around for years too...
And instead is disposable. these are 4 lyfe

 
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Old 01-17-2004, 02:47 PM   #17
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uh. chillax, yo.
you'er just upset you don't have a 7' rod

 
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Old 01-17-2004, 02:49 PM   #18
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you'er just upset you don't have a 7' rod
i don't care about that. you just sounded really pissy.

 
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you'er just upset you don't have a 7' rod
I've got a few on that, trick. 7" is a joke.
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Old 01-17-2004, 02:51 PM   #20
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i don't care about that. you just sounded really pissy.
you're in a menstruation thread. what do you expect?

 
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Old 01-17-2004, 02:53 PM   #21
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you're in a menstruation thread. what do you expect?
i really don't know!

 
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Old 01-17-2004, 02:55 PM   #22
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i really don't know!
big bloody vaginas??

http://www.horschamp.qc.ca/images/ph...nstruation.jpg

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Old 01-17-2004, 03:02 PM   #23
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meat! meat!

 
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Old 01-17-2004, 03:13 PM   #24
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i'll bet there's lots of "spillage" when you take that thing out:erm
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Old 01-17-2004, 03:15 PM   #25
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i'll bet there's lots of "spillage" when you take that thing out:erm
if you tilt it before its out, you're screwed

 
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