Where Bush's Mars Landing idea came from

[Ugly]

http://datacore.sciflicks.com/mars_a...s_large_14.jpg

[mewl]

first it was afghanistan. then it was fucking iraq. now mars! what's next?! i shudder to think...

[Tama]

Originally posted by mewl
first it was afghanistan. then it was fucking iraq. now mars! what's next?! i shudder to think...

http://go.hrw.com/atlas/norm_map/canada.gif

[Ugly]

Originally posted by Hyperbole
HEY AL. GO FUCK YOURSELF.

you first.

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally posted by Tama


http://go.hrw.com/atlas/norm_map/canada.gif

That would be totally sweet.

[Axis of Action]

Originally posted by Tama


http://go.hrw.com/atlas/norm_map/canada.gif

California could invade Canada, while the rest of the U.S. focuses on... you know, whatever. Porn?

[Mariner]

Originally posted by Sehki


California could invade Canada, while the rest of the U.S. focuses on... you know, whatever. Porn?

Heh, I think you've got it backward.

[Axis of Action]

Originally posted by Mariner


Heh, I think you've got it backward.

Porn can invade Canada while the U.S. focuses on California?

Or Canada will invade California while Porn focuses on the U.S.?

Better yet, Canada will focus on Porn while California invades the U.S.

[Transformer]

VOLTA?

[Axis of Action]

Originally posted by Transformer
VOLTA?

IS THERE A SPIRIT WHO SPITS UPON THE EXITIVE SIGNS?!?!?!?!!!!????????

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
That would be totally sweet.

You'd totally miss the Canadian contingent on the board, and you know it!

[Nimrod]

Originally posted by Lizard Queen


You'd totally miss the Canadian contingent on the board, and you know it!

Psssh, we'd just absorb America Jr.

Originally posted by Nimrod
Psssh, we'd just absorb America Jr.

You'd miss our quirkiness and you know it. Stop lying!

[lawson]

Originally posted by mewl
now mars! what's next?!

cuz thats where the WMDeez R

[Ugly]

Foolproof plan for American victory: If the Americans came over and threated to kill Don Cherry and Ron McClain live on "Coaches Corner" we'd hand them over the keys to the fuckin country on a silver platter in a sec.

[Nimrod]

Originally posted by Ugly
Foolproof plan for American victory: If the Americans came over and threated to kill Don Cherry and Ron McClain live on "Coaches Corner" we'd hand them over the keys to the fuckin country on a silver platter in a sec.

Can we take out Rush and Avril while we're at it?

[Ugly]

Originally posted by Nimrod
Can we take out Rush and Avril while we're at it?

Yes Avirl, no Rush, yes Celine Dion, yes Bryan Adams, yes the entire surviving cast of "Beachcombers" and "Degrassi High"

edit: actually you can take one of Geddy lee's thumbs just so he gets the point.

[Nimrod]

Originally posted by Ugly


Yes Avirl, no Rush, yes Celine Dion, yes Bryan Adams, yes the entire surviving cast of "Beachcombers" and "Degrassi High"

edit: actually you can take one of Geddy lee's thumbs just so he gets the point.

I dunno who the Beachcombers are.

As for Celine, we don't need your permission since she moved to Vegas.

Originally posted by Nimrod
I dunno who the Beachcombers are.

As for Celine, we don't need your permission since she moved to Vegas.

Bitch keeps popping up in Montreal this winter, however. But she's giving money to the Children's hospital, so it's not so evil.

I stole a $200 bottle of wine from Celine!

[Nimrod]

Originally posted by Lizard Queen


Bitch keeps popping up in Montreal this winter, however. But she's giving money to the Children's hospital, so it's not so evil.

I stole a $200 bottle of wine from Celine!

I bet her perfume smells like a hairy armpit, since that's what I imagine her to smell like normally.

Originally posted by Nimrod
I bet her perfume smells like a hairy armpit, since that's what I imagine her to smell like normally.

It does reak. It's horrible.