what is sex?

Ugly · 01-16-2004, 01:27 AM

I don't understand.

Nimrod's Son · 01-16-2004, 01:52 AM

Oh! Oh! I know! It's where you stick your hoo-hah into her hey-nanny-nanny!

strange_one · 01-16-2004, 01:52 AM

I hear sparrows do it

killed radio star · 01-16-2004, 01:55 AM

bumpin Uglies

Ugly · 01-16-2004, 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hyperbole
I used to know, but it's been so long I've forgotten.

hey cut that out I know for sure that I've gone longer than you.

Mayfuck · 01-16-2004, 02:15 AM

It's when you put it in her B-U-T!

I seen a picture! I seen a picture!

pastor · 01-16-2004, 02:16 AM

Sex is an interactive pelvic sneeze.

Ugly · 01-16-2004, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Oh! Oh! I know! It's where you stick your hoo-hah into her hey-nanny-nanny!

"So who stuck his hoo-hah into your hey-nanny-nanny?!"

Mason R Butler · 01-16-2004, 05:04 AM

Lady don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

Elvis The Fat Years · 01-16-2004, 06:06 AM

A couple minutes of squishy noises.

twice · 01-16-2004, 07:29 AM

aw i miss 5th grade.

Elvis The Fat Years · 01-16-2004, 07:32 AM

u had sex in 5th grade?

twice · 01-16-2004, 07:36 AM

surely i'm not the only one, kendoll. although i doubt i miss the sex as much as i do the general mentality of my peers.

Elvis The Fat Years · 01-16-2004, 07:40 AM

a girl dropped a book once and i picked it up for her and as i was handing it to her our hands touched accidentally. she said 'eww' and i turned and walked away as fast as i could.

thats the most i ever got in grade school.

DeviousJ · 01-16-2004, 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years
a girl dropped a book once and i picked it up for her and as i was handing it to her our hands touched accidentally. she said 'eww' and i turned and walked away as fast as i could.

thats the most i ever got in grade school.

Haha, I had a girlfriend and we used to kiss at recess, and the whole class would gather round and watch. Perverts.

Actually thinking back that's pretty messed up :erm

twice · 01-16-2004, 07:52 AM

actually. 5th grade i remember having my first 'boyfriend'. for less than a week. jacob got carried away singing an All-4-One song to me in class, so i freaked and told him he was moving too fast for me.

how dramatic.

i have no memories of the this other boy who would later become my first serious boyfriend other than an occassion where i saw him picking up a book entitled 'first date' with an image of a couple ice-skating. i laughed at the poor bastard.

twice · 01-16-2004, 07:55 AM

that's enough. pardon my lame stories. i'm going to nap.

DeviousJ · 01-16-2004, 08:03 AM

Hehe, All-4-One. Actually I was about 6 at the time, so what grade is that?

I bet you guys never went ice-skating together...

01-16-2004, 01:27 AM	#1
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01-16-2004, 01:52 AM	#2
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01-16-2004, 06:06 AM	#10
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	A couple minutes of squishy noises. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

01-16-2004, 07:29 AM	#11
twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	aw i miss 5th grade. __________________ j'en perds la raison dans la mer du japon

01-16-2004, 07:36 AM	#13
twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	surely i'm not the only one, kendoll. although i doubt i miss the sex as much as i do the general mentality of my peers. __________________ j'en perds la raison dans la mer du japon

01-16-2004, 01:52 AM	#3
strange_one No Chance Location: Here Posts: 13,788	I hear sparrows do it

01-16-2004, 01:55 AM	#4
killed radio star Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,205	bumpin Uglies

01-16-2004, 02:15 AM	#6
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	It's when you put it in her B-U-T! I seen a picture! I seen a picture!

01-16-2004, 02:16 AM	#7
pastor Apocalyptic Poster Location: somewhere Posts: 2,276	Sex is an interactive pelvic sneeze.

01-16-2004, 05:04 AM	#9
Mason R Butler walks among us Location: MNUSA Posts: 7,768	Lady don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

01-16-2004, 07:32 AM	#12
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	u had sex in 5th grade?

01-16-2004, 07:40 AM	#14
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	a girl dropped a book once and i picked it up for her and as i was handing it to her our hands touched accidentally. she said 'eww' and i turned and walked away as fast as i could. thats the most i ever got in grade school. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

01-16-2004, 07:52 AM	#16
twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	actually. 5th grade i remember having my first 'boyfriend'. for less than a week. jacob got carried away singing an All-4-One song to me in class, so i freaked and told him he was moving too fast for me. how dramatic. i have no memories of the this other boy who would later become my first serious boyfriend other than an occassion where i saw him picking up a book entitled 'first date' with an image of a couple ice-skating. i laughed at the poor bastard. __________________ j'en perds la raison dans la mer du japon

01-16-2004, 07:55 AM	#17
twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	that's enough. pardon my lame stories. i'm going to nap. __________________ j'en perds la raison dans la mer du japon

01-16-2004, 08:03 AM	#18
DeviousJ CORNFROST Location: GUREITO DESU YO Posts: 24,891	Hehe, All-4-One. Actually I was about 6 at the time, so what grade is that? I bet you guys never went ice-skating together...