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'I may look horrible.. but even in Iraq we have Formula 409 to keep everything clean and shiny.'
409. Making your home look its best, even when you don't.
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Where is my hair brush oh where, oh where oh where is my hair brush
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Its ok, i had subway!
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There was very little money to spend on costuming for the Baghdad Mall Santa.
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What me worry?
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And thats why you should never assume the original owners of the house wired the lighting correctly.
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"I have a HAM radio"
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"We have a KITCHEN?!"
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If I were a dentist, I would have a poster of that image up on my wall, with the caption "NOT A MORNING PERSON" emblazoned at the bottom. All my WASPy, middle-aged patients would be so tickled by its hokiness, they would immediately accept me as a 'good guy' and never suspect that I often took to straddling them while they were unconscious during serious operations.
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"WHO eats dick?"
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