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Minion of Satan
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and my my grandfather says to my mom "Hey thanks for that vibrator from christmas, it works great." I fucking lost it right there and then. Turns out it was some massage thing for christmas.
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Minion of Satan
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you guys suck
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cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush.
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<3 travis meeks, i want to have your babies. yes, more than one.
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Minion of Satan
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cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush.
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mmeekz is a ggeekz
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Apocalyptic Poster
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But did you get head?
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Apocalyptic Poster
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The exact same thing was said by my grandpa at the dinner table, only it was an actual vibrator.
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Minion of Satan
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Minion of Satan
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I was going to say that I never get gifts as cool as a vibrator, but then I remembered:
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