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Old 01-15-2004, 08:22 PM   #1
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Thumbs up So I went to my grandparents for dinner...

and my my grandfather says to my mom "Hey thanks for that vibrator from christmas, it works great." I fucking lost it right there and then. Turns out it was some massage thing for christmas.

 
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Old 01-15-2004, 08:30 PM   #2
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you guys suck

 
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Old 01-15-2004, 08:32 PM   #3
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<3 travis meeks, i want to have your babies. yes, more than one.

 
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Old 01-15-2004, 08:36 PM   #4
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<3 travis meeks, i want to have your babies. yes, more than one.
I love you too. One of these days I'm gonna take advantage of you when you're all drugged up

 
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Old 01-15-2004, 08:38 PM   #5
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I love you too. One of these days I'm gonna take advantage of you when you're all drugged up
whenever.
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Old 01-15-2004, 09:11 PM   #6
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mmeekz is a ggeekz

 
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Old 01-15-2004, 09:16 PM   #7
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and my my grandfather says to my mom "Hey thanks for that vibrator from christmas, it works great." I fucking lost it right there and then. Turns out it was some massage thing for christmas.
i laughed

 
Old 01-15-2004, 09:17 PM   #8
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But did you get head?

 
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Old 01-15-2004, 09:21 PM   #9
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The exact same thing was said by my grandpa at the dinner table, only it was an actual vibrator.

 
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Old 01-15-2004, 10:23 PM   #10
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mmeekz is a ggeekz
and you have ugly tits

 
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Old 01-15-2004, 10:26 PM   #11
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I was going to say that I never get gifts as cool as a vibrator, but then I remembered:

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