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Old 01-15-2004, 04:47 AM   #1
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It wasn't even supposed to be! Next thing, I know, we're in Pizza Hut and I'm paying.

People don't go on "dates" any more, do they? It's so Saved By The Bell.
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Old 01-15-2004, 04:48 AM   #2
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OHMIGAWD CALUM!

Did she suck your Scotish meatball?

And is this upsetting your e-girlfriend ********?

 
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Old 01-15-2004, 04:49 AM   #3
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i went on a date tonight... we went ice skating downtown chicago then had dinner and then went to a pool hall and then watched a movie at my house. it was fun

 
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Old 01-15-2004, 04:52 AM   #4
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OHMIGAWD CALUM!

Did she suck your Scotish meatball?

And is this upsetting your e-girlfriend ********?
I don't kiss and tell. :/

And I doubt it's upsetting my e-girlfriend ******** because I got room in this heart of mine for two

 
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Old 01-15-2004, 04:53 AM   #5
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i went on a date tonight... we went ice skating downtown chicago then had dinner and then went to a pool hall and then watched a movie at my house. it was fun
haha. that's gay. who did you go on a date with? your mom?

haha. you sound like a loser.

 
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Old 01-15-2004, 04:53 AM   #6
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haha. that's gay. who did you go on a date with? your mom?

haha. you sound like a loser.
how did you know?

 
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Old 01-15-2004, 04:54 AM   #7
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how did you know?
because she told me. she's over here. do you want to talk to her?

 
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Old 01-15-2004, 04:56 AM   #8
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because she told me. she's over here. do you want to talk to her?
nah just tell her not to kick too much ass in your fight club and tell her to come home soon. that is all

 
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Old 01-15-2004, 04:57 AM   #9
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nah just tell her not to kick too much ass in your fight club and tell her to come home soon. that is all
dude, seriously, i gotta tell you something. ive been boning your mom for a long time. im your dad! hahaha.

 
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Old 01-15-2004, 04:59 AM   #10
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dude, seriously, i gotta tell you something. ive been boning your mom for a long time. im your dad! hahaha.

awww i finally know who my dad is!! dad we have to hang out soon. have fun boning mom

 
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Old 01-15-2004, 05:00 AM   #11
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This thread went to shit, then

 
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Old 01-15-2004, 05:01 AM   #12
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awww i finally know who my dad is!! dad we have to hang out soon. have fun boning mom
haha. dude. i was just kidding around, but your fucking sick man. haha. this place is full of fucking wierdos.

 
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Old 01-15-2004, 05:02 AM   #13
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This thread went to shit, then
what are you talkin about?! i found out who my dad is!

 
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Old 01-15-2004, 05:03 AM   #14
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haha. dude. i was just kidding around, but your fucking sick man. haha. this place is full of fucking wierdos.
lol you're such a dumbass.

 
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Old 01-15-2004, 05:04 AM   #15
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This thread went to shit, then
You got off aim right as I IM'd you. :/

 
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Old 01-15-2004, 05:15 AM   #16
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You got off aim right as I IM'd you. :/
I'm going for a shower!

That's my excuse for that then

 
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Old 01-15-2004, 08:44 AM   #17
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Next thing, I know, we're in Pizza Hut and I'm paying.
Once it didn't really work out to be a date, but I did the same. The world is so small...

 
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Old 01-15-2004, 12:22 PM   #18
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You got off aim right as I IM'd you. :/
Yeah. He does that.

 
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Old 01-15-2004, 12:31 PM   #19
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lol you're such a dumbass.
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Old 01-15-2004, 01:05 PM   #20
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i am going on a "date" on sunday night :erm

 
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Old 01-15-2004, 01:07 PM   #21
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Hey Calum... next time, don't take your "date"s to pizza hut!

 
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Old 01-15-2004, 02:08 PM   #22
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Hey Calum... next time, don't take your "date"s to pizza hut!
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LOL CALUM I'M UPSET!!
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Old 01-15-2004, 02:28 PM   #23
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BEEEP

 
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Old 01-15-2004, 04:21 PM   #24
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Calum is adorable. I'd love to shove him in my ponch and carry him to another full term. At least then the upswell of motherly pride that I feel when I learn that he's dating would be justified and natural.

Then again, the idea of carrying the body of a full-grown man in my "ponch," whatever the hell that is, does not sound too natural. I guess this post does not make too much sens--OHMYGODIJUSTCLICKEDSUBMITREPLY.

 
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Old 01-15-2004, 04:25 PM   #25
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I just asked Dan to go out on a date with me..

HE SAID YES!!!

*pees pants*
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Old 01-15-2004, 04:28 PM   #26
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Old 01-15-2004, 04:30 PM   #27
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Did he put out?

 
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Old 01-15-2004, 04:38 PM   #28
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i am going on a "date" on sunday night :erm



what happen?
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Old 01-15-2004, 07:43 PM   #29
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ha. thats funny. because he's not, sorry calum, but your not.

p.s- thats an old picture. i have pubes and everything now!

 
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Old 01-15-2004, 08:16 PM   #30
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but did you get head?

 
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