netphoria wednesday night chyper

[THRILLHO]

c'mon brian. let's huddle. let's do this shit. *starts beatboxing badly*

[bonsor]

hey can i borrow serena for a while?thanks.

[noyen]

i came to mangle
not comin from an angle
when i beatbox this shit my ballsack dangles

[Judas Chongo]

Judas Chongo the funkyfreak mic master,
blowin' earth tones thru the speakers much faster.
the ghettoblaster,
breakin bones that seem too brittle,
Asterisk,
can you sign my next mic riddle.

[noyen]

my homeboy mark came to start a spark
my girlfriend serena is looking for a place to park

TACOS!!!

TACOSSS 2 NITE!! YO.

[noyen]

Originally posted by Judas Chongo
Judas Chongo the funkyfreak mic master,
blowin' earth tones thru the speakers much faster.
the ghettoblaster,
breakin bones that seem too brittle,
Asterisk,
can you sign my next mic riddle.

RECYCLED RHYMES ARE WACK

http://www.nirvanaweb.com/forum5/vie...d.php?tid=1313

[bonsor]

this here is a story about a man named noyen
when he lived in japan, he gave blowjobs fo' yen
that's japanese currecy for those not smart enough
jeez i really fucking such at this...stuff.

[Judas Chongo]

Originally posted by noyen


RECYCLED RHYMES ARE WACK

http://www.nirvanaweb.com/forum5/vie...d.php?tid=1313

still, i wrote that

[noyen]

you wanna battle the ******, you're crazy dense
let me start by pointing out that you're camp like two tents
all that 'coldplay poster' bullshit, i can smell it
the only reason you're not dyslexic? you can't spell it

[crescentfresh]

[THRILLHO]

Originally posted by ******
hey can i borrow serena for a while?thanks.

gigantic sweaty testicles
is what i have and next to you
you're a pod and 2 peas, get down on your knees
and gently squeeze, then maybe you can have her if you say please
but remember she's a loaner
like your name almost is boner
how fitting for a camwhore androgynous
you're a slore, synonymous with a hippopotamous
meeting in stalls at the mall for whatever's on yer shopping list
all right i'm done, but i didn't say stop with the fondling of the balls

[THRILLHO]

Originally posted by Judas Chongo
Judas Chongo the funkyfreak mic master,
blowin' earth tones thru the speakers much faster.
the ghettoblaster,
breakin bones that seem too brittle,
Asterisk,
can you sign my next mic riddle.

chongo? what r u, aznrapz4life?
my hype cuts sluts like you like a knife
blowin' earth tones? [ sarcasm ] wow, with shit like that you're on fire. [ /sarcasm ]
four lines is enough to trump your total repretoire, OH DAMN.
*hugs you because we have infinite respect for each other as fellow battlers*

[bonsor]

Originally posted by THRILLHO


gigantic sweaty testicles
is what i have and next to you
you're a pod and 2 peas, get down on your knees
and gently squeeze, then maybe you can have her if you say please
but remember she's a loaner
like your name almost is boner
how fitting for a camwhore androgynous
you're a slore, synonymous with a hippopotamous
meeting in stalls at the mall for whatever's on yer shopping list
all right i'm done, but i didn't say stop with the fondling of the balls

i will fondle your testicle mark
but you also forget i have teeth like a shark
i would take a bite and tremble you might
but i can't find it under all that damn hair
your ballack calls me, but i'm saying "WHERE??!?!"
"HERE!!"
WHERE?!?! CHER!!! CHASTITY. BONO
When Serena leave, you'll be alone-o.
You will call me up n the phone-o.
ask for your balls back, I'll say a-no-no.

[noyen]

shit mark, i got nothin but respex 4 u
brought your ballz to the park
danglin from the trees, two in a sack
making honey for tha beez
not a nigga here can standz nex 2 u
serena the hot water
your bawlz tha tea sack
dip them mothafuckaz like ****** bobbin 4 crack

[Judas Chongo]

ha

[THRILLHO]

Originally posted by noyen
you wanna battle the ******, you're crazy dense
let me start by pointing out that you're camp like two tents
all that 'coldplay poster' bullshit, i can smell it
the only reason you're not dyslexic? you can't spell it

i jerked off to a coldplay poster too
but i pasted on a picture of you
and now i got brian-san bukkake
cuz my cum's hotter than sake
with you my sphincter plays tonsil hockey
you're dick's as thick as half a pocky

[Toby]

robbie ********
mo espanol than sammy sosa
never will have an esposa
cause he likes his ho's a little closa

[noyen]

PEACE OUT NIGGAZ 4 LIFE

*beeper goin off*

BENZ!

[THRILLHO]

Originally posted by noyen
PEACE OUT NIGGAZ 4 LIFE

*beeper goin off*

BENZ!

PROPZ 2 THA COPZ.
NEX' WEEK, YEN.

[bonsor]

IM NEXT YOU FAGGOT.

[THRILLHO]

Originally posted by Toby
robbie ********
mo espanol than sammy sosa
never will have an esposa
cause he likes his ho's a little closa

i don't get yer drift, toby
(any relation to baywatch's hobie?)
or am i just uncultured?
either way i must insult ya
so here - YOU'RE A GAY HOMO QUEER
and you wear those shirts that say 'no fear'

[THRILLHO]

Originally posted by ******


i will fondle your testicle mark
but you also forget i have teeth like a shark
i would take a bite and tremble you might
but i can't find it under all that damn hair
your ballack calls me, but i'm saying "WHERE??!?!"
"HERE!!"
WHERE?!?! CHER!!! CHASTITY. BONO
When Serena leave, you'll be alone-o.
You will call me up n the phone-o.
ask for your balls back, I'll say a-no-no.

you make me chuckle
i must admit my knees buckled
when you suckled on the urethra
yeah, i like a little bit of teeth
but you try to rap when your mouth's full
and you drop the beat like an anvil
i knew an amish jew
that rapped better than you
oh wait, that was you! that comment wasn't racial
you just blend in well - the man of a thousand facials

[Affectation]

Originally posted by Judas Chongo


still, i wrote that

It wasn't very good then either, dude.

[pastor]

All yall chumps' sense of meter is chock-full of pocks
Got more chunky lumps than Mumia's dreadlocks
And yall's (rhyme) schemes are weaker than those of Dr. Doom
Your words lie in tatters but your nails are well-groomed
bitches
You flaunt your weak-ass rhymes like single-eyed kings
Motherfuckas my name's Argus my multi-eyes don't blink
In your cave you see shadows and pray for a light-bringer
I see you bump against those rocks and feel my lyrical finger
It itches
Noyen's words ain't so buoyant they sink like a stone
******'s a Kubrickian ape without a sharp bone
THRILLHO just a novelty in need of a USE
While Toby's train of jibber-jabber lacks any kind o' caboose
Niches
Crawl back into yours ya slithering worms
Cuz when I kill ya there'll be no memorial red ferns
The only burns you know are the ones in your undies
My words entice, slice, and dice like my friend Ted Bundy
Britches
Yall too big for yours
You provoke snores
This'll end in gore
This I know fo sho

[Skye]

I aint a joint to be passed around
i choose the niggas i lay on the ground
you show the bling, i show the pink
you're here to listen, i'm here to think
so open your mouth and stop yapping
you give a few sucks, then I send you packing


White female rap should be the next big trend.

[Mariner]

Originally posted by pastor

Cuz when I kill ya there'll be no memorial red ferns

owned, homes, owned
pastor's y'all's master like a rabid dog owns foam
you be not but Nero's fiddlin while the man burns down your Rome