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Old 01-14-2004, 08:22 PM   #1
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Default I was just talking to my sis on the phone...

She was sitting outside a coffee shop, then she kinda stopped, and said "This guy just drove up and stopped on the curb and waved his penis at me"

She said she'd call me back
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Old 01-14-2004, 08:23 PM   #2
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shes calling you back because she got in the car and went with him?

 
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Old 01-14-2004, 08:24 PM   #3
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shes calling you back because she got in the car and went with him?
Haha, no I think she went inside to tell someone and call the cops....

 
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Old 01-14-2004, 08:25 PM   #4
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Old 01-14-2004, 08:25 PM   #5
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did she get the licence plate number>?

 
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Old 01-14-2004, 08:29 PM   #6
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did she get the licence plate number>?
I think so

 
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Old 01-14-2004, 08:51 PM   #7
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I think so
has she called back yet?

 
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Old 01-14-2004, 08:54 PM   #8
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has she called back yet?
Yeah... she didn't get the license plate number, but she still called the cops. The guy came back and did the same thing to two girls sitting next to the window, but he left again before the cops got there.

She's still laughing her ass off
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Old 01-14-2004, 08:55 PM   #9
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P.S. I saw that, FDB.

 
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Old 01-14-2004, 08:56 PM   #10
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Yeah... she didn't get the license plate number, but she still called the cops. The guy came back and did the same thing to two girls sitting next to the window, but he left again before the cops got there.

She's still laughing her ass off
was it an average size penis?

 
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Old 01-14-2004, 08:59 PM   #11
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P.S. I saw that, FDB.
what? My penis by the curb?

 
Old 01-14-2004, 09:00 PM   #12
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was it an average size penis?
10"

 
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Old 01-14-2004, 09:01 PM   #13
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was it an average size penis?
You know, I didn't think to ask her... but I've sat at those tables, and for her to have seen his penis from there, it had to be at least above average.

 
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Old 01-14-2004, 09:03 PM   #14
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You know, I didn't think to ask her... but I've sat at those tables, and for her to have seen his penis from there, it had to be at least above average.
erect or flaccid?

CALL HER BACK

 
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Old 01-14-2004, 09:05 PM   #15
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erect or flaccid?

CALL HER BACK
Hey, you should randomly call her and ask her "So, how big was it?"!!!

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Old 01-14-2004, 09:09 PM   #16
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Hey, you should randomly call her and ask her "So, how big was it?"!!!

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nooooo she'd hate me

 
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Old 01-14-2004, 09:09 PM   #17
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nooooo she'd hate me
Aaaw She'd think it was funny.

I'll call her real quick

 
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Old 01-14-2004, 09:11 PM   #18
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She refuses to answer the question

She said "It was just flopping around" so I assume that means flaccid

She doesn't know how big it was, she didn't look long enough to determine, but apparently large enough for her to see it through a car window while he was sitting down


 
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Old 01-14-2004, 09:16 PM   #19
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maybe it wasn't real. maybe it was a dildo1

 
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Old 01-14-2004, 09:18 PM   #20
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maybe it wasn't real. maybe it was a dildo1
Actually, that'd be pretty funny. Well, it would be if a chick did it. Matter of fact, I think I'll do that one day.

We made a pair of dildo nunchucks for our friend Kevin. I could steal them back and have TWO huge penii!

 
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Old 01-14-2004, 09:20 PM   #21
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penii!
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