A non-daily new installment for the daily Netphorian

sppunk · 01-12-2004, 02:33 PM

For Christmas, I received a "Presidential (Mis)Speak: The Very Curious Language Of George W. Bush" desk calendar. Each day, there are quotes by our fearless leader that really make no sense when read by themselves. So I decided to enlighten Netphoria into the wisdom that our president speaks.

So, here is the first entry!:

"Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better."

Sept. 24, 2001 at a joint press conference with the Canadian Prime Minister.

C33 · 01-12-2004, 02:34 PM

please, bring them all on

Isaac · 01-12-2004, 03:51 PM

What's that one about putting food on your family?

guz · 01-12-2004, 04:03 PM

When I was Christmas shopping back in Oct. or so, I saw this George Bush talking doll that had two buttons....'Joke' and 'Inspiration'. So I hit joke and got "Tomorrow, holds America's future." Then when I hit inspiration, it was a long rant along the lines of 'America will defeat terrorism'.

I went back to buy it a few weeks later, and it was nowhere to be found. Still haven't seen it since.

-adamson · 01-12-2004, 04:07 PM

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Originally posted by Crestfallen33
please, bring them all on

yes, keep `em coming... daily is fine by me.

i almost bought that calendar, so now i don't have to miss out.

rubber · 01-12-2004, 04:12 PM

I don't want to ruin the fun, but just go here.

c

Ihaman · 01-12-2004, 05:16 PM

I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe -- I believe what I believe is right

Mooney · 01-12-2004, 05:23 PM

i know its tuna, but is it chicken or fish?!

are those quotes only dumb out of context? because i'm sure there are enough just plain dumb bush quotes to fill a calendar.

spa ced · 01-12-2004, 05:55 PM

JENNINGS: Back in October 1998, you told David Broder of The Washington Post you felt like a cork in a raging river.
DUBYA: Yes. I think that was part of all the speculation and the swirl around whether I would run or not. There was kind of a momentum beyond -- beyond being the governor I guess is the best way to describe it. And I don't feel like a cork in a raging river now. I feel like -- something bigger than a cork.
-- Interview with ABC News' Peter Jennings, July 31, 2000

I_was_aborted · 01-12-2004, 05:59 PM

I would give anything to have a 30 minute conversation with George Bush Jr.

meow · 01-12-2004, 09:43 PM

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Originally posted by I_was_aborted
I would give anything to have a 30 minute conversation with George Bush Jr.

he would string together a collection of nouns, verbs, adjectives and interjections and hope to God they make a sentence.

01-12-2004, 02:33 PM	#1
sppunk Netphoria's George Will Location: Fenway Park Posts: 37,125	A non-daily new installment for the daily Netphorian For Christmas, I received a "Presidential (Mis)Speak: The Very Curious Language Of George W. Bush" desk calendar. Each day, there are quotes by our fearless leader that really make no sense when read by themselves. So I decided to enlighten Netphoria into the wisdom that our president speaks. So, here is the first entry!: "Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better." Sept. 24, 2001 at a joint press conference with the Canadian Prime Minister.

01-12-2004, 02:34 PM	#2
C33 Minion of Satan Location: I'M WORRIED ABOUT COOPER Posts: 7,121	please, bring them all on __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

01-12-2004, 05:23 PM	#8
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 14,821	i know its tuna, but is it chicken or fish?! are those quotes only dumb out of context? because i'm sure there are enough just plain dumb bush quotes to fill a calendar. __________________

01-12-2004, 03:51 PM	#3
Isaac Ownz Location: The Fatherland Posts: 762	What's that one about putting food on your family?

01-12-2004, 04:03 PM	#4
guz El Gringo Mexicano Location: I'd rather just have dome anyway Posts: 8,599	When I was Christmas shopping back in Oct. or so, I saw this George Bush talking doll that had two buttons....'Joke' and 'Inspiration'. So I hit joke and got "Tomorrow, holds America's future." Then when I hit inspiration, it was a long rant along the lines of 'America will defeat terrorism'. I went back to buy it a few weeks later, and it was nowhere to be found. Still haven't seen it since.

01-12-2004, 04:12 PM	#6
rubber Ownz Location: Canada Posts: 799	I don't want to ruin the fun, but just go here. c

01-12-2004, 05:16 PM	#7
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe -- I believe what I believe is right

01-12-2004, 05:55 PM	#9
spa ced Braindead Location: Machu Picchu Posts: 15,291	JENNINGS: Back in October 1998, you told David Broder of The Washington Post you felt like a cork in a raging river. DUBYA: Yes. I think that was part of all the speculation and the swirl around whether I would run or not. There was kind of a momentum beyond -- beyond being the governor I guess is the best way to describe it. And I don't feel like a cork in a raging river now. I feel like -- something bigger than a cork. -- Interview with ABC News' Peter Jennings, July 31, 2000

01-12-2004, 05:59 PM	#10
I_was_aborted Minion of Satan Location: chicago Posts: 5,440	I would give anything to have a 30 minute conversation with George Bush Jr.