Best of DubyaSpeak.com

I_was_aborted · 01-12-2004, 06:20 PM

The best from Dubyaspeak.com.

Best of DubyaSpeak

By popular demand, the Best of DubyaSpeak. Here you will find the Top 20 all-time classic Dubya utterances, as determined by DubyaSpeak.com viewers and the editor. It's still highly recommended that you sift through the rest of the collection, but if you're pressed for time, get your fix here.
TOP 10 AS SELECTED BY DUBYASPEAK VIEWERS

10. At this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly outta Ronald Reagan Airport.
9. Laura and I will thank them from the bottom of my heart.
8. When you have your own money, it means you've got more money to spend.
7. The benefits of helping somebody is beneficial.
6. We're in for a long struggle, and I think Texans understand that. And so do Americans.
5. Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of "Hop on Pop".
4. I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here.
3. And one of the things we've got to make sure that we do is anything.
2. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.
1. Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.

TOP 10 AS SELECTED BY THE EDITOR (from the remainder of the collection)

10. I've been to war. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war.
9. I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well.
8. You teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.
7. No, I know all the war rhetoric, but it's all aimed at achieving peace.
6. My mom often used to say, "The trouble with W" -- although she didn't put that to words.
5. In 1994, there were 67 schools in Texas that were rated "exemplorary" according to our own tests.
4. I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe -- I believe what I believe is right.
3. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease.
2. I understand small business growth. I was one.
1. Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.

I personally love number 6 of the editor's choices.

-adamson · 01-12-2004, 06:34 PM

i've heard some of these before, but the funniest has got to be the "hop on pop" one.

GreenEggsNSpam · 01-12-2004, 06:43 PM

A+ Thread.

I_was_aborted · 01-12-2004, 06:44 PM

8. You teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

Nothing gets by our president, thats for sure!

wounded · 01-12-2004, 07:38 PM

dubya's great isn't he.

takes you back to the good old dan quayle days. that man had some quotes as well. i personally love

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

also,

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."

and who could forget,

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

and my favorite

"For NASA, space is still a high priority." and "it's time for the human race to enter the solar system"

I_was_aborted · 01-12-2004, 07:39 PM

Hahahahaahahaha thanks for more amusing quotes from the fine gentlemen we elect to run our country.

lawson · 01-12-2004, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wounded
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

hahahaha thats my fav

01-12-2004, 06:20 PM	#1
I_was_aborted Minion of Satan Location: chicago Posts: 5,440	Best of DubyaSpeak.com The best from Dubyaspeak.com. Best of DubyaSpeak By popular demand, the Best of DubyaSpeak. Here you will find the Top 20 all-time classic Dubya utterances, as determined by DubyaSpeak.com viewers and the editor. It's still highly recommended that you sift through the rest of the collection, but if you're pressed for time, get your fix here. TOP 10 AS SELECTED BY DUBYASPEAK VIEWERS 10. At this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly outta Ronald Reagan Airport. 9. Laura and I will thank them from the bottom of my heart. 8. When you have your own money, it means you've got more money to spend. 7. The benefits of helping somebody is beneficial. 6. We're in for a long struggle, and I think Texans understand that. And so do Americans. 5. Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of "Hop on Pop". 4. I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here. 3. And one of the things we've got to make sure that we do is anything. 2. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end. 1. Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better. TOP 10 AS SELECTED BY THE EDITOR (from the remainder of the collection) 10. I've been to war. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war. 9. I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well. 8. You teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. 7. No, I know all the war rhetoric, but it's all aimed at achieving peace. 6. My mom often used to say, "The trouble with W" -- although she didn't put that to words. 5. In 1994, there were 67 schools in Texas that were rated "exemplorary" according to our own tests. 4. I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe -- I believe what I believe is right. 3. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease. 2. I understand small business growth. I was one. 1. Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream. I personally love number 6 of the editor's choices.

01-12-2004, 06:34 PM	#2
-adamson Pledge Location: in your mind Posts: 145	i've heard some of these before, but the funniest has got to be the "hop on pop" one.

01-12-2004, 06:43 PM	#3
GreenEggsNSpam GreenStarsNSpam Location: Newfoundand, Canada Posts: 11,216	A+ Thread.

01-12-2004, 06:44 PM	#4
I_was_aborted Minion of Satan Location: chicago Posts: 5,440	8. You teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. Nothing gets by our president, thats for sure!

01-12-2004, 07:38 PM	#5
wounded Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,773	dubya's great isn't he. takes you back to the good old dan quayle days. that man had some quotes as well. i personally love "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." also, "I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix." and who could forget, "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." and my favorite "For NASA, space is still a high priority." and "it's time for the human race to enter the solar system"

01-12-2004, 07:39 PM	#6
I_was_aborted Minion of Satan Location: chicago Posts: 5,440	Hahahahaahahaha thanks for more amusing quotes from the fine gentlemen we elect to run our country.