Remeber to lock your doors at night

Toby · 01-11-2004, 02:21 PM

I wish I had. Last night around 4:30am I was awakened to see my friend standing in my room with a 12 pack of beer and some other chick. She said she brought her over to meet me (why the hell someone decided to hook someone up with one of thier friends at 4am is beyond me, especially since I was dead asleep and probably looked like shit) and that we should go out to the living room and drink beer, I declined because I said I had to be up early, but I was soon informed that she had been doing blow and crystal meth all night and was beyond fucked up. I sat up with them for an hour or so and the one chick finally passed out and I was hoping that amy was on her way to being passed out. So I go to my room and 5 minutes later she comes in telling me that the weird table in the living room was hitting on her and it was offensive and I should go say something :erm and then she opened up another beer, at this point it was close to 6am. She sat up talking to my dresser and said that gina (the girl already paassed out) was fucking my roomate in the living room. I am not even sure what time I finally got to sleep, but the sun was rising when I last looked. From here on out I am making sure I lock my doors at night and turning my cell phone off.

beef curtains · 01-11-2004, 02:23 PM

but did you get head?

Toby · 01-11-2004, 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by So very sad about me
but did you get head?

I sure didn't, but my friend was trying to get me to fuck this girl. I kept telling her I just met her an hour ago, it's 5am...NO!

Geek USA · 01-11-2004, 02:28 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA i thought it was gonna be something boring like.. I got my radio stolen

Toby · 01-11-2004, 03:00 PM

I wonder if I'll ever see that chick again, she wasn't that bad looking. It'd get me out of the house for a change.

beef curtains · 01-11-2004, 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by Toby
I wonder if I'll ever see that chick again, she wasn't that bad looking. It'd get me out of the house for a change.

IT MIGHT GET YOU FREE CRYSTAL METH TOO!!!

Geek USA · 01-11-2004, 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by So very sad about me

IT MIGHT GET YOU FREE CRYSTAL METH TOO!!!

Toby · 01-11-2004, 03:05 PM

I don't think she was on any drugs, just my friend Amy. She didn't seem all that drunk either. =/

Fattening Ass · 01-11-2004, 04:13 PM

wow.

schlage dude, schlage.

mirrar · 01-11-2004, 04:20 PM

jesus christ i probably would have had a heart attack!

pastor · 01-11-2004, 04:33 PM

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Originally posted by Mirror_Untrue
jesus christ i probably would have had a heart attack!

I probably would have picked up the table and started chasing the friend around with it, all the while making a funny voice saying, "Just a little sucky sucky! I won't tell your daddy!"

Then again, I'm an asshole.

mpp · 01-11-2004, 05:06 PM

I'm all about locking the door and turning my cell phone to "silent" at night. It makes me much happier in the morning because, about once a week, I'll wake up to a few missed calls from drunk friends wanting me to go out. Call times vary from about 1:00 to 4:00 AM.

mewl · 01-12-2004, 09:44 AM

this story makes me want to have friends, no matter how fucked up they'd be.

you have quite the interesting life, mr. robbie.

EverlastingGlaze · 01-12-2004, 10:53 AM

Toby, you're such a gentleman!

Nimrod · 01-12-2004, 12:25 PM

Why are you mad that someone offered you beer and sluts?

Anyway, Toby, isn't your roomate a chick? So, your chick roomate was fucking a girl?

Toby · 01-12-2004, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod
Why are you mad that someone offered you beer and sluts?

Anyway, Toby, isn't your roomate a chick? So, your chick roomate was fucking a girl?

It was 4:30am, I was in the middle of the a good dream and just damn tired. True, my roomate is a chick, but her boyfriend isn't. Anyhow, she was talking shit, that girl wasn't in the living room fucking anyone because I went out there and she was passed the fuck out on the couch. I couldn't even wake her to ask her if she wanted to move onto the bigger couch.

Nimrod · 01-12-2004, 03:42 PM

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Originally posted by Toby
gina (the girl already paassed out) was fucking my roomate in the living room

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Originally posted by Toby
my roomate is a chick

Toby · 01-12-2004, 03:49 PM

but wouldn't my roomate's boyfriend who also lives there be considered my roomate as well? It was him I was referring to.

Nimrod · 01-12-2004, 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by Toby
but wouldn't my roomate's boyfriend who also lives there be considered my roomate as well? It was him I was referring to.

Oh, so your roomate's boyfriend was fucking this Gina chick. Where was his gf? Did she not care?

ChristHimself! · 01-12-2004, 03:52 PM

I don't think it was really happening, I think Gina was really whacked up on goofballs.

Toby · 01-12-2004, 03:55 PM

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Originally posted by Toby
that girl wasn't in the living room fucking anyone because I went out there and she was passed the fuck out on the couch.

Nimrod · 01-12-2004, 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by Toby

Ah, ok. So the convoluted story is starting to take shape.

PS, shoulda fucked her.

twilightfadez · 01-12-2004, 04:00 PM

you should've taken incriminating pictures and posted them

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01-11-2004, 02:23 PM	#2
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	but did you get head?

01-11-2004, 03:00 PM	#5
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	I wonder if I'll ever see that chick again, she wasn't that bad looking. It'd get me out of the house for a change.

01-11-2004, 03:05 PM	#8
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	I don't think she was on any drugs, just my friend Amy. She didn't seem all that drunk either. =/

01-11-2004, 04:20 PM	#10
mirrar Braindead Location: in our bedroom, after the war. Posts: 19,826	jesus christ i probably would have had a heart attack!

01-11-2004, 05:06 PM	#12
mpp Minion of Satan Posts: 7,577	I'm all about locking the door and turning my cell phone to "silent" at night. It makes me much happier in the morning because, about once a week, I'll wake up to a few missed calls from drunk friends wanting me to go out. Call times vary from about 1:00 to 4:00 AM.

01-12-2004, 09:44 AM	#13
mewl Socialphobic Posts: 14,498	this story makes me want to have friends, no matter how fucked up they'd be. you have quite the interesting life, mr. robbie.

01-12-2004, 10:53 AM	#14
EverlastingGlaze Ownz Location: Highbury Posts: 599	Toby, you're such a gentleman!

01-12-2004, 12:25 PM	#15
Nimrod Macho Business Donkey Wrestler Location: the cross i'm bearing home 'aint indicative of my place Posts: 5,410	Why are you mad that someone offered you beer and sluts? Anyway, Toby, isn't your roomate a chick? So, your chick roomate was fucking a girl?

01-12-2004, 03:49 PM	#18
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	but wouldn't my roomate's boyfriend who also lives there be considered my roomate as well? It was him I was referring to.

01-12-2004, 03:52 PM	#20
ChristHimself! mental problems angel Location: i want u 2 caress me like a tropical priest Posts: 20,594	I don't think it was really happening, I think Gina was really whacked up on goofballs.