tonight I masturbated..and...

Jesse · 11-07-2002, 12:11 AM

I was watching some Bangbus and shot my load into a paper towel. I set the paper towel on the couch. I then went and washed my hands and fixed an Arby's Beef and Cheddar and proceeded to watch Southpark. Well, I got some cheese on my mouth, and remember that first paper towel! I recognized that unmistakable smell of semi-old semen. That's all.

Smiley33 · 11-07-2002, 12:12 AM

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH YOU GUYS

reading that made me feel ill.

peabody · 11-07-2002, 12:13 AM

that's HOT

Jesse · 11-07-2002, 12:19 AM

i think i mumbled something along the lines of "fucking sick fuck fuck"

meow · 11-07-2002, 12:24 AM

NOW ALL NETPHORIANS WILL NEVER EAT AT ARBYS

THEY WILL GO OUT OF BUSINESS. HUNDREDS OF LIVES WILL BE RUINED

I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY.

meow · 11-07-2002, 12:25 AM

OMG YOU FORGOT TO STATE THE BRAND OF PAPER TOWEL

Jesse · 11-07-2002, 12:26 AM

CVS pharmacy paper towels

Smiley33 · 11-07-2002, 12:37 AM

I LOVE MEOW!

meow · 11-07-2002, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jesse
CVS pharmacy paper towels

BUY SOME BOUNTY YOU CHEAP FUCK

Cactuar · 11-07-2002, 12:50 AM

Haha this thread rules

Lie · 11-07-2002, 12:55 AM

Eww...Arby's.

meow · 11-07-2002, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smiley33
I LOVE MEOW!

I LOVE SMILEY33

James Eats Pez · 11-07-2002, 01:12 AM

eye spy

TheJoker · 11-07-2002, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by killtheyouth
I'm sure every guy here has eaten right after whacking off and forgotten to wash his hands. It could have been worse...it could have been wet and slimy.

I rarely wash my hands after whacking off. I only do if it gets all over my hands. I usually rub it on the carpet.

relaxor! · 11-07-2002, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheJoker

I rarely wash my hands after whacking off. I only do if it gets all over my hands. I usually rub it on the carpet.

Hmmm, gosh that's gross.

strange_one · 11-07-2002, 02:26 AM

the least you could have done is take the paper towl from the couch and put it in the bin dude

tear stained glass · 11-07-2002, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by strange_one
the least you could have done is take the paper towl from the couch and put it in the bin dude

Or he could've done it in the shower.

TheJoker · 11-07-2002, 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tear stained glass
Or he could've done it in the shower.

That's where I go to do my business now, well for the most part.

TheJoker · 11-07-2002, 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by killtheyouth
Yeah, the shower rules.

so whats everyones policy on whacking off in community showers in the dorms? I mean, hey as long as it goes down the drain, right?

Unless you all disagree, in which case that's fucking gross and i'll cap the perv that does that shit.

Cool with me. What I do is wipe a rag going down towards the drain so it picks up any stray gizz.

11-07-2002, 03:20 AM

hahaha, awesome story!

one time I jerked off, wiped off my hands and then took a walk to order some pizza. (I was planning to wash my hands when I came home with it) anyway, I run into this dude I kinda vaugely not really know and he's trashed so he gives me a high five so I naturally return it . . . not knowing that I used the hand that I had just jerked off with 5 minutes ago.

mmmm, I want pizza now. see if its open... *leaves*

Smiley33 · 11-07-2002, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Graveflower
i've intentionally tasted my jizz a few times.

A few times? Sean, we all know what you keep inside your mayonnaise jar.

11-07-2002, 12:11 AM	#1
Jesse Banned Location: birmingham, al Posts: 223	tonight I masturbated..and... I was watching some Bangbus and shot my load into a paper towel. I set the paper towel on the couch. I then went and washed my hands and fixed an Arby's Beef and Cheddar and proceeded to watch Southpark. Well, I got some cheese on my mouth, and remember that first paper towel! I recognized that unmistakable smell of semi-old semen. That's all.

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

11-07-2002, 12:12 AM	#2
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH YOU GUYS reading that made me feel ill.

11-07-2002, 12:13 AM	#3
peabody Minion of Satan Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 5,459	that's HOT

11-07-2002, 12:19 AM	#4
Jesse Banned Location: birmingham, al Posts: 223	i think i mumbled something along the lines of "fucking sick fuck fuck"

11-07-2002, 12:24 AM	#5
meow Netflix Me Location: Human Skull! Posts: 27,712	NOW ALL NETPHORIANS WILL NEVER EAT AT ARBYS THEY WILL GO OUT OF BUSINESS. HUNDREDS OF LIVES WILL BE RUINED I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY.

11-07-2002, 12:25 AM	#6
meow Netflix Me Location: Human Skull! Posts: 27,712	OMG YOU FORGOT TO STATE THE BRAND OF PAPER TOWEL

11-07-2002, 12:26 AM	#7
Jesse Banned Location: birmingham, al Posts: 223	CVS pharmacy paper towels

11-07-2002, 12:37 AM	#8
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	I LOVE MEOW!

11-07-2002, 12:50 AM	#10
Cactuar Apocalyptic Poster Location: ur pants lol Posts: 2,915	Haha this thread rules

11-07-2002, 12:55 AM	#11
Lie Socialphobic Location: Goin' out West where they'll appreciate me Posts: 10,001	Eww...Arby's.

11-07-2002, 01:12 AM	#13
James Eats Pez will you marry me mister bristow Posts: 651	eye spy

11-07-2002, 02:26 AM	#16
strange_one No Chance Location: Here Posts: 13,788	the least you could have done is take the paper towl from the couch and put it in the bin dude

11-07-2002, 03:20 AM	#20
Ugly Posts: n/a	hahaha, awesome story! one time I jerked off, wiped off my hands and then took a walk to order some pizza. (I was planning to wash my hands when I came home with it) anyway, I run into this dude I kinda vaugely not really know and he's trashed so he gives me a high five so I naturally return it . . . not knowing that I used the hand that I had just jerked off with 5 minutes ago. mmmm, I want pizza now. see if its open... leaves