Hello, my name is Guy Incognito!

Cactuar · 11-06-2002, 10:48 PM

Homer? Who is homer?

frail_and_bedazzled · 11-06-2002, 10:51 PM

i always picture you as your avatar even though i know what you look like

Cactuar · 11-06-2002, 10:54 PM

You could change your name to Homer Junior! The kids could call you "Hoju"!!

11-07-2002, 12:28 AM

Wow! Chocolate! Half-price!

Cactuar · 11-07-2002, 12:32 AM

Marge: Homer, I've got somewhere here who thinks he can help!
Homer: Batman?
Marge: No, it's a scientist!
Homer: Batman's a scientist?

11-07-2002, 12:36 AM

"Hmmmm. 'You will recieve a compliment from an attractive co-worker'. oooooh! Lenny?!"

Cactuar · 11-07-2002, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly
"Hmmmm. 'You will recieve a compliment from an attractive co-worker'. oooooh! Lenny?!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

"Homer, if I may compliment you...."
"Yes??"
"Thats ooooone mighty fine rattle snake you've got hanging off your arm there!"

"Kids... I've got some bad news about LENNY!"
"NOT LENNY!"

11-07-2002, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cactuar

"Homer, if I may compliment you...."
"Yes??"
"Thats ooooone mighty fine rattle snake you've got hanging off your arm there!"

"He'll tire out soon enough. Snakes, nature's quitters . . ."

Cactuar · 11-07-2002, 12:45 AM

Just promise me you WON'T vote for Lenny!

11-07-2002, 12:55 AM

Lenny, reading off his palm "Max, what I did, I did because of alcohol and anger . . . "

Cactuar · 11-07-2002, 12:59 AM

I'm sick of these jokes about my giant hand. It all started in 1974 when....

11-07-2002, 01:01 AM

*FrogMan throwing up on Ms. Krabable.*

"Every moment I live is agony . . . "

James Eats Pez · 11-07-2002, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cactuar
I'm sick of these jokes about my giant hand. It all started in 1974 when....

LENNY = WHITE

CARL = BLACK

Cactuar · 11-07-2002, 01:04 AM

Isn't it funny how black people have names like Carl, and white people have names like Lenny?

<3 julez

James Eats Pez · 11-07-2002, 01:08 AM

I will now use the land to hunt the deadliest game of all...

MAN.

or something to that effect

hereisnowhy · 11-07-2002, 02:40 AM

Homer: "Greetings, people of the past!"

Lenny: "Hey, that's us!"

11-07-2002, 03:01 AM

"Someone dishonouring thier marriage vows? Not in las vegas!"

Irrelevant · 11-07-2002, 03:18 AM

Homer: [trying to disguise his voice] Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Postal Clerk: Okay, Mr. Burns, uh, what's your first name?
Homer: [brief pause] I don't know.

11-07-2002, 03:24 AM

Homer: Just gimmie my gun!
Gun shop owner: Sorry, the law requires a five day waiting period. We've got to run a ********** check.
Homer: Five days?! But I'm mad now! Grrr, I'd kill you fi I had my gun!
Gun shop owner: Yeah, well, you don't . . .

hereisnowhy · 11-07-2002, 03:29 AM

Moe (on fire): "Haha, whoa, now you're taking advantage of my alcohol-soaked clothes."

11-07-2002, 04:52 AM

Can I borrow a feeling?
Can you lend me a jar of love?
Hurtin' hearts need some healing
Take my hand with your glove of love!

FearFactory · 11-07-2002, 04:57 AM

Prison warden: there's no air in space!
Homer: There's an air and space museum

11-07-2002, 05:04 AM

Homer: oh, they drugged the tea! they knew my one weakness!

DeviousJ · 11-07-2002, 07:15 AM

Lisa: Mom's police tape isn't a toy, Dad.
Homer: Shush, dear. You'll wreck Daddy's fun.
Ned: Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the -- oh my Lord! Something horrible has happened!
Homer: [snickers, then laughs] Fooled you, Flanders! Made you think your family was dead!

Cactuar · 11-07-2002, 07:42 AM

I call the big one bitey!

wangcomputers · 11-07-2002, 08:22 AM

"i won't drink at moe's
homer's old garage is all i need,
i won't drink at moe's
'cause moe's a big jerk and a she-male too"

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11-06-2002, 10:51 PM	#2
frail_and_bedazzled Ownz Location: lon guyland Posts: 880	i always picture you as your avatar even though i know what you look like

11-06-2002, 10:54 PM	#3
Cactuar Apocalyptic Poster Location: ur pants lol Posts: 2,915	You could change your name to Homer Junior! The kids could call you "Hoju"!!

11-07-2002, 12:28 AM	#4
Ugly Posts: n/a	Wow! Chocolate! Half-price!

11-07-2002, 12:32 AM	#5
Cactuar Apocalyptic Poster Location: ur pants lol Posts: 2,915	Marge: Homer, I've got somewhere here who thinks he can help! Homer: Batman? Marge: No, it's a scientist! Homer: Batman's a scientist?

11-07-2002, 12:36 AM	#6
Ugly Posts: n/a	"Hmmmm. 'You will recieve a compliment from an attractive co-worker'. oooooh! Lenny?!"

11-07-2002, 12:45 AM	#9
Cactuar Apocalyptic Poster Location: ur pants lol Posts: 2,915	Just promise me you WON'T vote for Lenny!

11-07-2002, 12:55 AM	#10
Ugly Posts: n/a	Lenny, reading off his palm "Max, what I did, I did because of alcohol and anger . . . "

11-07-2002, 12:59 AM	#11
Cactuar Apocalyptic Poster Location: ur pants lol Posts: 2,915	I'm sick of these jokes about my giant hand. It all started in 1974 when....

11-07-2002, 01:01 AM	#12
Ugly Posts: n/a	FrogMan throwing up on Ms. Krabable. "Every moment I live is agony . . . "

11-07-2002, 01:04 AM	#14
Cactuar Apocalyptic Poster Location: ur pants lol Posts: 2,915	Isn't it funny how black people have names like Carl, and white people have names like Lenny? <3 julez

11-07-2002, 01:08 AM	#15
James Eats Pez will you marry me mister bristow Posts: 651	I will now use the land to hunt the deadliest game of all... MAN. or something to that effect

11-07-2002, 02:40 AM	#16
hereisnowhy Minion of Satan Posts: 7,621	Homer: "Greetings, people of the past!" Lenny: "Hey, that's us!"

11-07-2002, 03:01 AM	#17
Ugly Posts: n/a	"Someone dishonouring thier marriage vows? Not in las vegas!"

11-07-2002, 03:18 AM	#18
Irrelevant Minion of Satan Location: kitties Posts: 6,842	Homer: [trying to disguise his voice] Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me. Postal Clerk: Okay, Mr. Burns, uh, what's your first name? Homer: [brief pause] I don't know.

11-07-2002, 03:24 AM	#19
Ugly Posts: n/a	Homer: Just gimmie my gun! Gun shop owner: Sorry, the law requires a five day waiting period. We've got to run a ******** check. Homer: Five days?! But I'm mad now! Grrr, I'd kill you fi I had my gun! Gun shop owner:** Yeah, well, you don't . . .

11-07-2002, 03:29 AM	#20
hereisnowhy Minion of Satan Posts: 7,621	Moe (on fire): "Haha, whoa, now you're taking advantage of my alcohol-soaked clothes."

11-07-2002, 04:52 AM	#21
Ugly Posts: n/a	Can I borrow a feeling? Can you lend me a jar of love? Hurtin' hearts need some healing Take my hand with your glove of love!

11-07-2002, 04:57 AM	#22
FearFactory Socialphobic Location: the stars Posts: 10,493	Prison warden: there's no air in space! Homer: There's an air and space museum

11-07-2002, 05:04 AM	#23
Ugly Posts: n/a	Homer: oh, they drugged the tea! they knew my one weakness!

11-07-2002, 07:15 AM	#24
DeviousJ CORNFROST Location: GUREITO DESU YO Posts: 24,891	Lisa: Mom's police tape isn't a toy, Dad. Homer: Shush, dear. You'll wreck Daddy's fun. Ned: Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the -- oh my Lord! Something horrible has happened! Homer: [snickers, then laughs] Fooled you, Flanders! Made you think your family was dead!

11-07-2002, 07:42 AM	#25
Cactuar Apocalyptic Poster Location: ur pants lol Posts: 2,915	I call the big one bitey!