Oh William Turnbow you're so smart.

Ihaman · 01-02-2004, 05:34 PM

"Annual drug deaths: tobacco: 395,000, alcohol: 125,000, 'legal' drugs: 38,000, illegal drug overdoses: 5,200, marijuana: 0. Considering government subsidies of tobacco, just what is our government protecting us from in the drug war? "

- William A. Turnbow

In-Valid · 01-02-2004, 05:38 PM

Bill Maher has been saying the same thing for years.

btw, did you get that from this site ?
http://www.allthingswilliam.com/drugs.html

Ihaman · 01-02-2004, 05:39 PM

Rules to remember when you're tripping:
1) Cars can hurt you.
2) You cannot fly.
3) Its never a good time to die.
4) taking your clothes off will draw attention.
5) Keep mouth shut at all times in public.
6) Although you may see things that are not there, you won't NOT see things
that aren't there
7) don't forget how to burp
8) only carry a house-key, some loose change, and your address in your shoe
9) nobody can tell you are tripping till you tell them "I'm tripping".
10) no matter how fucked you think you are, you'll eventually come down.

Q. Why did the blond snort Nutrasweet?
A. She thought it was diet coke.

It has been and will always be the case
that most Americans who use drugs
do so responsibly and in moderation'
- Ethan A. Nadelmann

2Marlon2Brando · 01-02-2004, 05:40 PM

Is William Turnbow the guy that hosts Family Feud? Or is that someone else?

cap'n jazz · 01-02-2004, 05:42 PM

I am a golden God.

Ihaman · 01-02-2004, 05:42 PM

Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the
metric system.
- P.J. O'Rourke

Ihaman · 01-02-2004, 05:43 PM

There's a girl with a crown and a scepter who's on LSD.
And she says that the scene isn't what it's been and she's
thinking of going home.
- They Might Be Giants

cap'n jazz · 01-02-2004, 05:44 PM

Don't do drugs.
-Moms and dads up and down the country

Ihaman · 01-02-2004, 05:45 PM

I don't do drugs. I am drugs. ~Salvador Dali

the · 01-02-2004, 05:46 PM

not true
no one in your hand
not true
and i have pancakes.

Ihaman · 01-02-2004, 05:47 PM

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
--Robin Williams

Nimrod's Son · 01-02-2004, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ihaman
I don't do drugs. I am drugs. ~Salvador Dali

So then you do Salvador Dali on a semi-regular basis.

cap'n jazz · 01-02-2004, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ihaman
I don't do drugs. I am drugs. ~Salvador Dali

I like it.

Ihaman · 01-02-2004, 05:47 PM

No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the sources of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
--P. J. O'Rourke

Ihaman · 01-02-2004, 05:49 PM

Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route!
-Catherine Zandonella

the · 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ihaman
I don't do drugs. I am drugs. ~Salvador Dali

http://www.oljaivanjicki.com/photoga...dor%20dali.jpg

JE SUIS SMOKING UN FAG!

snort me.

edit: DATSVFTAV BUTT THE OTHER ONE HAD MUSTACHIO FLOWERS.

Isle · 01-02-2004, 05:52 PM

Dali > other artists

actually i went to this dali exhibition in london southbank last summer, and gary dourdan and the dark haired chick from CSI were there looking around. i was too shy to talk to them, gary looked like he would beat me with his afro.

the · 01-02-2004, 05:56 PM

http://www.laboite.com.au/season_2000/images/dali.jpg
heh

Ihaman · 01-02-2004, 05:58 PM

A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves money from the public treasure. From that moment on the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most money from the public treasury, with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy followed by a dictatorship. The average age of the world's great civilizations has been two hundred years. These nations have progressed through the following sequence: from bondage to spiritual faith, from spiritual faith to great courage, from courage to liberty, from liberty to abundance, from abundance to selfishness, from selfishness to complacency from complacency to apathy, from apathy to dependency, from dependency back to bondage. - Alexander Tyler

01-02-2004, 05:34 PM	#1
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	Oh William Turnbow you're so smart. "Annual drug deaths: tobacco: 395,000, alcohol: 125,000, 'legal' drugs: 38,000, illegal drug overdoses: 5,200, marijuana: 0. Considering government subsidies of tobacco, just what is our government protecting us from in the drug war? " - William A. Turnbow

01-02-2004, 05:38 PM	#2
In-Valid Ownz Location: sitting on my hands Posts: 726	Bill Maher has been saying the same thing for years. btw, did you get that from this site ? http://www.allthingswilliam.com/drugs.html

01-02-2004, 05:39 PM	#3
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	Rules to remember when you're tripping: 1) Cars can hurt you. 2) You cannot fly. 3) Its never a good time to die. 4) taking your clothes off will draw attention. 5) Keep mouth shut at all times in public. 6) Although you may see things that are not there, you won't NOT see things that aren't there 7) don't forget how to burp 8) only carry a house-key, some loose change, and your address in your shoe 9) nobody can tell you are tripping till you tell them "I'm tripping". 10) no matter how fucked you think you are, you'll eventually come down. Q. Why did the blond snort Nutrasweet? A. She thought it was diet coke. It has been and will always be the case that most Americans who use drugs do so responsibly and in moderation' - Ethan A. Nadelmann

01-02-2004, 05:40 PM	#4
2Marlon2Brando Socialphobic Location: sometimes the same is different but mostly it's the same Posts: 14,519	Is William Turnbow the guy that hosts Family Feud? Or is that someone else?

01-02-2004, 05:42 PM	#5
cap'n jazz Socialphobic Location: FUCKING HELL Posts: 11,689	I am a golden God.

01-02-2004, 05:43 PM	#7
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	There's a girl with a crown and a scepter who's on LSD. And she says that the scene isn't what it's been and she's thinking of going home. - They Might Be Giants

01-02-2004, 05:44 PM	#8
cap'n jazz Socialphobic Location: FUCKING HELL Posts: 11,689	Don't do drugs. -Moms and dads up and down the country

01-02-2004, 05:45 PM	#9
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	I don't do drugs. I am drugs. ~Salvador Dali

01-02-2004, 05:46 PM	#10
the Minion of Satan Location: ajksaksak. Posts: 7,794	not true no one in your hand not true and i have pancakes.

01-02-2004, 05:47 PM	#11
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. --Robin Williams

01-02-2004, 05:49 PM	#15
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route! -Catherine Zandonella

01-02-2004, 05:52 PM	#17
Isle Braindead Location: Unison Posts: 19,375	Dali > other artists actually i went to this dali exhibition in london southbank last summer, and gary dourdan and the dark haired chick from CSI were there looking around. i was too shy to talk to them, gary looked like he would beat me with his afro.

01-02-2004, 05:56 PM	#18
the Minion of Satan Location: ajksaksak. Posts: 7,794	http://www.laboite.com.au/season_2000/images/dali.jpg heh

01-02-2004, 05:58 PM	#19
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves money from the public treasure. From that moment on the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most money from the public treasury, with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy followed by a dictatorship. The average age of the world's great civilizations has been two hundred years. These nations have progressed through the following sequence: from bondage to spiritual faith, from spiritual faith to great courage, from courage to liberty, from liberty to abundance, from abundance to selfishness, from selfishness to complacency from complacency to apathy, from apathy to dependency, from dependency back to bondage. - Alexander Tyler