I don't really like Californian Netphorians.

Originally posted by noyen


well, i'm trying to get noticed by posting post worthy material. i haven't reached your status where every thread is about me. i can't waltz in a thread about california and have it turn into a thread about how cool i am. i can't even boss anyone one around and tell them to count the word "cunt" in a thread on demand. i can't even pull off writing in this third person shit. that looks pretty complex. but we've already established that you're twice as intelligent as someone as half as intelligent as me, since this thread is full of information about YOU, and how your cunt is ragging, and how there is no parody because YOU discovered there wasn't one and how YOU get naked on AIM and how everyone wants to see YOUR picture. and then i have to feel all insignificant because my work here isn't noticed by YOU. you're getting crafty too with throwing in questions unrelated to the thread at the end of your posts too. this whole "who are the california netphorians" is obviously a call for attention to you. this thread is about you.

there can be many facets to any thread. the attention is the power of the viewer. kristin can't command attention anymore than she can demand you count the letter "i" in a thread that you denied mentioning yourself in.
thanx for all that credit, though. i owe you one !

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally posted by Geek USA
why you gotta bring me into this... daaaaaaaaamn girl.

since i mentioned her veal ass she probably feels a bit embarrASSed and now she has to put the attention on someone else.



WHATEVER, VEAL ASS.

Originally posted by Geek USA


why you gotta bring me into this... daaaaaaaaamn girl.

i didn't. your name is ********.

[Geek USA]

Originally posted by trykristin


i didn't. your name is ********.

bitch please, and cheo is just some name you thought up right?!

CABRONA

[pastor]

Originally posted by trykristin


i just feel sorry for people who base my intelligence on whether i use commas and capitalization or not. mock me if you want. i know i could never compare to the great pastor.
I seriously thought you'd be above that "oh she's from the south so that means she's a redneck, can't read, and she's just GOT to be stupid!" mentality. besides people from "somewhere" must be fags.
you've seen enough pictures of my mug to know that i have all my teeth, anyway.

and i explain myself and it sounds like i'm vain. i guess i should've used third person.

I'm sorry to disappoint you. You see, I've never told anyone this, but my sole reason for posting on these boards for the past four years was to garner your admiration and trust. Even before I knew you existed, there was something unspoken, some unnamed intuition inside of me that knew you would one day discover netphoria and be smitten with my creative insults that were not based on the geographic background or grammar of those who received my flames. Now that this has transpired, I feel like I've done you wrong in a way that can not be righted. You must have gotten a lot of shit in your lifetime because of where you're from. Perhaps you visited the dentist on a weekly basis to ensure that you could sidestep the hounding dental hygiene stereotypes often attached to people of your racist, toothless state (which is infamous for breeding morons). I should have given you the opportunity to prove that you are a dipshit before poising myself to attack you. I realize that now. So, now that I've been jarred from my prejudicial malaise, from the cobweb of preconceptions in which I have been so lazily wrapped for so long, I'll tell you what I really think of you:

Kristin, you are a wonderful person. It didn't quite hit me the first time you engaged in a pointless flame war in a thread that had nothing to do with you (I think it was about your hair), but you are a wonderful person. It also didn't occur to me the second time (that one was about your intelligence), or the eighth time (your teeth), or the sixteenth time (your status as a band person), or the twenty-first time (about your propensity to engage in flame wars about yourself in threads that initially had nothing to do with you), but now I realize it. I really, truly do. You are a wonderful, amazing, thoughtful, strong person. I can tell you're strong when you're arguing against a tidal wave of netphorians who loathe and despise you, and you just show them the verbal middle finger, whip your verbal hair around and say, "Y'ALL DON'T KNOW ME. Y'ALL DON'T KNOW ME. I DO WHAT I WANT!" Even when they're completely right, you don't let that soften your conviction. You just paraphrase a sassy bumper sticker you once read and show them who's mildly retarded boss. I admire that. I can't tell you how much I do. And I wanted you to know that. Because so often you are the subject of scorn, jealousy, and infuration (are you getting wet at these yet? I know you perceive them as compliments, you life-addled cunt), that you don't get the appreciation that you deserve. Really. You don't. And it's a shame, because you are probably the single greatest human being I have ever known, even if only via the internet. My mother, a triple amputee, raised eight children alone without the aid of government welfare, and you're a better, smarter, sassier person than she ever could have been, Kristin. She made sure that all of us grew up to become self-sufficient adults, and as soon as she realized that she had achieved that goal, she finally laid herself to rest and died. Her last words to us, Kristin, were: "I'm...so..proud..of all of you. I...would do it all over again just to see you smile. My babies..My babies...My ba--" You're a better person than she was, Kristin. Because there were things my mother couldn't do that you can. She couldn't look as good as you do in a Jpeg, that's for damn sure. And could she (somewhat hypocritically) employ presumptuous insults in order to put a heavyweight like noyen in his place? Uh-uh. Only you can do that, Kristin.

And so when people complain that you turn every thread into one about you, I have to laugh at their naivete. They don't understand, like you and I do, that it's because every thread should be about you. But know that you've won me over. And at this rate, by next year, maybe one or two other people will have that same, almost-Gnostic awakening that I've just had. Just keep bitching. Keep frothing. And keep being the same brilliantly insipid bitch you've always been.

Originally posted by yo soy el mejor

since i mentioned her veal ass she probably feels a bit embarrASSed and now she has to put the attention on someone else.



WHATEVER, VEAL ASS.

well you could stop making the thread about me, but then i bet you couldn't + 1 your way to some AWESOME custom title. we need to make this about noyen anyway!

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally posted by trykristin
well you could stop making the thread about me, but then i bet you couldn't + 1 your way to some AWESOME custom title. we need to make this about noyen anyway!

dont be shy. lots of girls do that type of thing.


VEAL ASS.

[noyen]

she's on her period, don't let this outburst affect you, geo. she probably doesn't mean it. hormones running wild and all. she's a ticking time bomb right now. i'm starting to feel that she didn't mean for this thread to be about her in the first place. she really wanted it to be about you. ragging cunt fluid can affect the brain and make nice comments come out all backwards. i'm sure she just wanted to say you wear pretty dresses and when you go to california you should wear a dress instead of calling you a giant chola dildo.

[yo soy el mejor]

AND IM THe one who uses that dildo!

[Mayfuck]

Originally posted by pastor


I'm sorry to disappoint you. You see, I've never told anyone this, but my sole reason for posting on these boards for the past four years was to garner your admiration and trust. Even before I knew you existed, there was something unspoken, some unnamed intuition inside of me that knew you would one day discover netphoria and be smitten with my creative insults that were not based on the geographic background or grammar of those who received my flames. Now that this has transpired, I feel like I've done you wrong in a way that can not be righted. You must have gotten a lot of shit in your lifetime because of where you're from. Perhaps you visited the dentist on a weekly basis to ensure that you could sidestep the hounding dental hygiene stereotypes often attached to people of your racist, toothless state (which is infamous for breeding morons). I should have given you the opportunity to prove that you are a dipshit before poising myself to attack you. I realize that now. So, now that I've been jarred from my prejudicial malaise, from the cobweb of preconceptions in which I have been so lazily wrapped for so long, I'll tell you what I really think of you:

Kristin, you are a wonderful person. It didn't quite hit me the first time you engaged in a pointless flame war in a thread that had nothing to do with you (I think it was about your hair), but you are a wonderful person. It also didn't occur to me the second time (that one was about your intelligence), or the eighth time (your teeth), or the sixteenth time (your status as a band person), or the twenty-first time (about your propensity to engage in flame wars about yourself in threads that initially had nothing to do with you), but now I realize it. I really, truly do. You are a wonderful, amazing, thoughtful, strong person. I can tell you're strong when you're arguing against a tidal wave of netphorians who loathe and despise you, and you just show them the verbal middle finger, whip your verbal hair around and say, "Y'ALL DON'T KNOW ME. Y'ALL DON'T KNOW ME. I DO WHAT I WANT!" Even when they're completely right, you don't let that soften your conviction. You just paraphrase a sassy bumper sticker you once read and show them who's mildly retarded boss. I admire that. I can't tell you how much I do. And I wanted you to know that. Because so often you are the subject of scorn, jealousy, and infuration (are you getting wet at these yet? I know you perceive them as compliments, you life-addled cunt), that you don't get the appreciation that you deserve. Really. You don't. And it's a shame, because you are probably the single greatest human being I have ever known, even if only via the internet. My mother, a triple amputee, raised eight children alone without the aid of government welfare, and you're a better, smarter, sassier person than she ever could have been, Kristin. She made sure that all of us grew up to become self-sufficient adults, and as soon as she realized that she had achieved that goal, she finally laid herself to rest and died. Her last words to us, Kristin, were: "I'm...so..proud..of all of you. I...would do it all over again just to see you smile. My babies..My babies...My ba--" You're a better person than she was, Kristin. Because there were things my mother couldn't do that you can. She couldn't look as good as you do in a Jpeg, that's for damn sure. And could she (somewhat hypocritically) employ presumptuous insults in order to put a heavyweight like noyen in his place? Uh-uh. Only you can do that, Kristin.

And so when people complain that you turn every thread into one about you, I have to laugh at their naivete. They don't understand, like you and I do, that it's because every thread should be about you. But know that you've won me over. And at this rate, by next year, maybe one or two other people will have that same, almost-Gnostic awakening that I've just had. Just keep bitching. Keep frothing. And keep being the same brilliantly insipid bitch you've always been.

Jesus, shutup.

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally posted by trykristin


why are you looking at chicks asses on the internet anyway? i bet cheo is really the secret name of your giant chola vibrator.

Your Zing Gun isn't even set to "Stun" is it?

Originally posted by pastor

You see, I've never told anyone this, but my sole reason for posting on these boards for the past four years was to garner your admiration and trust.

You see, I've never told anyone this, but my sole reason for posting on these boards for the past four years was to garner your trust and admiration.

HOLY SHIT I JUST DID A PARODY!!! OMG YOU'RE THE KING OF NETPHORIA HOLY SHIT?!?!?!

[Ihaman]

Originally posted by trykristin


You see, I've never told anyone this, but my sole reason for posting on these boards for the past four years was to garner your trust and admiration.

HOLY SHIT I JUST DID A PARODY!!! OMG YOU'RE THE KING OF NETPHORIA HOLY SHIT?!?!?!

Just stop.

[pastor]

Originally posted by trykristin


You see, I've never told anyone this, but my sole reason for posting on these boards for the past four years was to garner your trust and admiration.

HOLY SHIT I JUST DID A PARODY!!! OMG YOU'RE THE KING OF NETPHORIA HOLY SHIT?!?!?!

That was supposed to be my coup de grace. I am humbled and aroused.

[Fattening Ass]

someone tell me why this thread is 3 pages long?

[Geek USA]

I think you should delete this thread now, pastor.

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally posted by pastor


I'm sorry to disappoint you. You see, I've never told anyone this, but my sole reason for posting on these boards for the past four years was to garner your admiration and trust. Even before I knew you existed, there was something unspoken, some unnamed intuition inside of me that knew you would one day discover netphoria and be smitten with my creative insults that were not based on the geographic background or grammar of those who received my flames. Now that this has transpired, I feel like I've done you wrong in a way that can not be righted. You must have gotten a lot of shit in your lifetime because of where you're from. Perhaps you visited the dentist on a weekly basis to ensure that you could sidestep the hounding dental hygiene stereotypes often attached to people of your racist, toothless state (which is infamous for breeding morons). I should have given you the opportunity to prove that you are a dipshit before poising myself to attack you. I realize that now. So, now that I've been jarred from my prejudicial malaise, from the cobweb of preconceptions in which I have been so lazily wrapped for so long, I'll tell you what I really think of you:

Kristin, you are a wonderful person. It didn't quite hit me the first time you engaged in a pointless flame war in a thread that had nothing to do with you (I think it was about your hair), but you are a wonderful person. It also didn't occur to me the second time (that one was about your intelligence), or the eighth time (your teeth), or the sixteenth time (your status as a band person), or the twenty-first time (about your propensity to engage in flame wars about yourself in threads that initially had nothing to do with you), but now I realize it. I really, truly do. You are a wonderful, amazing, thoughtful, strong person. I can tell you're strong when you're arguing against a tidal wave of netphorians who loathe and despise you, and you just show them the verbal middle finger, whip your verbal hair around and say, "Y'ALL DON'T KNOW ME. Y'ALL DON'T KNOW ME. I DO WHAT I WANT!" Even when they're completely right, you don't let that soften your conviction. You just paraphrase a sassy bumper sticker you once read and show them who's mildly retarded boss. I admire that. I can't tell you how much I do. And I wanted you to know that. Because so often you are the subject of scorn, jealousy, and infuration (are you getting wet at these yet? I know you perceive them as compliments, you life-addled cunt), that you don't get the appreciation that you deserve. Really. You don't. And it's a shame, because you are probably the single greatest human being I have ever known, even if only via the internet. My mother, a triple amputee, raised eight children alone without the aid of government welfare, and you're a better, smarter, sassier person than she ever could have been, Kristin. She made sure that all of us grew up to become self-sufficient adults, and as soon as she realized that she had achieved that goal, she finally laid herself to rest and died. Her last words to us, Kristin, were: "I'm...so..proud..of all of you. I...would do it all over again just to see you smile. My babies..My babies...My ba--" You're a better person than she was, Kristin. Because there were things my mother couldn't do that you can. She couldn't look as good as you do in a Jpeg, that's for damn sure. And could she (somewhat hypocritically) employ presumptuous insults in order to put a heavyweight like noyen in his place? Uh-uh. Only you can do that, Kristin.

And so when people complain that you turn every thread into one about you, I have to laugh at their naivete. They don't understand, like you and I do, that it's because every thread should be about you. But know that you've won me over. And at this rate, by next year, maybe one or two other people will have that same, almost-Gnostic awakening that I've just had. Just keep bitching. Keep frothing. And keep being the same brilliantly insipid bitch you've always been.

that is the most beautiful thing i have ever read.

[pastor]

Originally posted by Geek USA
I think you should delete this thread now, pastor.

Don't I have some kind of moral obligation to leave it up so that future generations do not repeat the mistakes of the past?

[noyen]

Originally posted by pastor


Don't I have some kind of moral obligation to leave it up so that future generations do not repeat the mistakes of the past?

winding people up and watching them freak out is cool! the words are like ragging cunt fluid chum. and trykristin is like a toothless redneck shark!

Originally posted by pastor


That was supposed to be my coup de grace. I am humbled and aroused.

i care. i really do. BUT i guess you could figure that out by adding up all my posts and then MAYBE they'd end up being equivolent to that "chapter" you've managed to spout out ever so gracefully in my honor. you see, i know you're better than me. any other netphorian would relish the time you spent critiquing and rewriting that very post so it is of UTMOST superiority than any other post on the board.
you see pastor, when it comes down to it, with all your grandios words and flamboyent verbosity (see i'm moving up). you're just a guy on a message board that people respect due to how well you post. that's it. what does it get you? probably nothing but a chuckle, but i'm sure you realized this waaaaay before i even came to the board. Anyway, you can post that picture with the retarded kid getting run over by the police car with the phrase that goes something like "arguing on the internet is like winning at the special olympics. in the end, you're still retarded."
it would apply to both of us.

[Fattening Ass]

:HOMO:

[yo soy el mejor]

[pastor]

Originally posted by trykristin


i care. i really do. BUT i guess you could figure that out by adding up all my posts and then MAYBE they'd end up being equivolent to that "chapter" you've managed to spout out ever so gracefully in my honor. you see, i know you're better than me. any other netphorian would relish the time you spent critiquing and rewriting that very post so it is of UTMOST superiority than any other post on the board.
you see pastor, when it comes down to it, with all your gradios words and flamboyent verbosity (see i'm moving up). you're just a guy on a message board that people respect due to how well you post. that's it. what does it get you? probably nothing but a chuckle, but i'm sure you realized this waaaaay before i even came to the board. Anyway, you can post that picture with the retarded kid getting run over by the police car with the phrase that goes something like "arguing on the internet is like winning at the special olympics. in the end, you're still retarded."
it would apply to both of us.

Like Dr. Phil and Mark Twain and others in a long line of Southern truth-tellers, you have a way of putting things into perspective in a folksy, straightforward manner.

[noyen]

Originally posted by trykristin

you see pastor, when it comes down to it, with all your gradios words and flamboyent verbosity (see i'm moving up). you're just a guy on a message board that people respect due to how well you post. that's it. what does it get you?

can you make a chart or a graph or even better a powerpoint presentation showing how our love for you is a much more pure form of love than our love of pastor? i think it would be cool to put things in perspective, especially in the way only you can.

p.s. show pics of some of the stuff you have that pastor doesnt have too. you seem to get more than he does in the way of "stuff".

[Fattening Ass]

Originally posted by yo soy el mejor

Originally posted by pastor


Like Dr. Phil and Mark Twain and others in a long line of Southern truth-tellers, you have a way of putting things into perspective in a folksy, straightforward manner.

yeah, they were stupid too.