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Old 12-29-2003, 12:41 PM   #1
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Thumbs up Scarlett "Yes, Chris, Please Fuck Me" Johansson

The hell with Viggo. This girl is the real deal and a top-notch actress to boot.

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Old 12-29-2003, 12:44 PM   #2
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I dunno. I saw her in a really shitty video on MTV.

Seriously, it was in the top five shittiest videos I have ever seen.

She lost her chance with me after that.

 
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Old 12-29-2003, 03:49 PM   #3
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I actually have a semi crush on her for some odd reason. Must be the voice.

 
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Old 12-29-2003, 03:50 PM   #4
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She looks like every other pretty girl in Hollywood these days.

 
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Old 12-29-2003, 03:50 PM   #5
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manny and lo!
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Old 12-29-2003, 03:52 PM   #6
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i need to see more skin before i make my final judgement.

 
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Old 12-29-2003, 04:04 PM   #7
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Default Scarlett = *dro0L*

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She looks like every other pretty girl in Hollywood these days.
You're just jealous.

 
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Old 12-29-2003, 04:07 PM   #8
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You're just jealous.
No, she really does. If you were to put her up along side every other pretty early-20's girl in Hollywood, she'd just look like everyone else.

In fact, I thought she was someone else when I looked at the picture.

 
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Old 12-29-2003, 04:18 PM   #9
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No, she really does. If you were to put her up along side every other pretty early-20's girl in Hollywood, she'd just look like everyone else.

Um, ya, so? She's still pretty. And you have to admit..there's something about her that makes her seem so much more mature than the girls her age..... It's probably just her deep voice.. but ya..she's purtee. K?

 
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Old 12-29-2003, 04:39 PM   #10
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Um, ya, so? She's still pretty. And you have to admit..there's something about her that makes her seem so much more mature than the girls her age..... It's probably just her deep voice.. but ya..she's purtee. K?
She is, she's just not someone that sticks out. She's average for a movie chick.

 
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Old 12-29-2003, 04:43 PM   #11
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She looks like she has a really tight pussy.

WHAT AM I SAYING???

She probably has one you can drive a semi through.

Jesus.

 
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Old 12-30-2003, 06:40 AM   #12
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oh yeah. i totally wanted the scene where she tries to give billy bob a blowjob in The Man Who Wasn't There to go differently.

i downloaded the Lost in Translation dvdrip, i am looking forward to watching it.................yea.

 
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Old 12-30-2003, 06:48 AM   #13
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man, that movie was so good. it wasn't really classic or anything, but it moved me none the less.
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Old 12-30-2003, 12:24 PM   #14
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i downloaded the Lost in Translation dvdrip

 
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Old 12-30-2003, 12:40 PM   #15
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She is, she's just not someone that sticks out. She's average for a movie chick.
k no

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Old 12-30-2003, 02:02 PM   #16
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my boyfriend really likes Scarlett Johannson... he was trying to track down a theater somewhere in the STATE playing the new movie she's in (The Girl with the Pearl Earring, i think...)

I think she's just average.

 
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Old 12-30-2003, 03:16 PM   #17
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This is yet another example of a chick (Liv Tyler, Jessica Alba) that chicks don't understand why guys want to bone.
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Old 12-30-2003, 03:17 PM   #18
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This is yet another example of a chick (Liv Tyler, Jessica Alba) that chicks don't understand why guys want to bone.
pfft. i understand it all. except jessica alba. when i think of her i think of fried chicken. :/

 
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Old 12-30-2003, 03:20 PM   #19
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mmm. boobies. mmmmmm. booty. mmmm. scarlett is a nice name to say too.

 
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Old 12-30-2003, 03:22 PM   #20
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oh does anyone have screenshots of the opening sequence of lost in translation? mmm. butt.

 
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Old 12-30-2003, 06:04 PM   #21
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I like her. She's pretty and a great actress. I thought she did an awesome job in Lost In Translation.

 
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Old 12-30-2003, 06:56 PM   #22
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I would eat her out with a spoon.

 
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Old 12-30-2003, 09:01 PM   #23
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Old 12-30-2003, 09:39 PM   #24
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She's gorgeous.
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Old 12-30-2003, 09:52 PM   #25
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You people are sick.
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Old 12-30-2003, 09:53 PM   #26
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You people are sick.
The younger they are, the less they talk back.

 
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Old 12-30-2003, 09:54 PM   #27
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some of us waited for thora birch and christina ricci to grow up so we could beat off to them too.

 
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Old 12-30-2003, 10:00 PM   #28
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i lied about that waiting for them to grow up part.

 
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Old 12-30-2003, 10:02 PM   #29
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i lied about that waiting for them to grow up part.
you're gross. I can't rub one out to your photo album pic anymore.

 
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Old 12-30-2003, 10:07 PM   #30
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you're gross. I can't rub one out to your photo album pic anymore.
it's the strawberry shortcake panties. i can't resist. photo album pics are gay.

 
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