The world is a Vampire

KrazeeStacee · 12-30-2003, 11:36 AM

She eats her kids,
Let's hide the bodies under the bridge...

2Marlon2Brando · 12-30-2003, 12:29 PM

I didn't want to let this go to the second page without a reply.

Orchestra · 12-30-2003, 12:30 PM

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Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando
I didn't want to let this go to the second page without a reply.

Slight case of OCD?

KrazeeStacee · 12-30-2003, 01:44 PM

Looks like it's moving along pretty well, if you ask me.

twice · 12-30-2003, 01:57 PM

P.S. STACY I HAVE YOUR BOOTSY COLLINS CD. I WAS CLEANING MY CD'S OUT TRYING TO FIND SOME SHIT TO LEND YOU FOR YOUR TRIP AND IT HIT ME THAT I DON'T HAVE A CD THAT SAYS AHHHH THE NAME IS BOOTSY, BABY!

SO I SET THAT ASIDE.

P.S.S. THAT DUDE FROM AMERICAN SPLENDOR WAS ON VH1 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! HE WAS COMMENTING ON ONE OF THOSE I LOVE THE 70'S SHOWS. NO YOU CAN NOT HAVE ONE OF MY WHITE CASTLE HAMBURGERS. I THOUGHT OF YOU AND THEN A HUGE FUCKING I DON'T KNOW WHAT FLEW INTO MY ROOM SO I KILLED IT WITH THAT GREEN REGULAR HOLD FRUCTISE HAIRSPRAY WE GOT AT THE STORE AND PUT BACK A FEW TIMES AND ENDED UP BUYING ANYWAY- AND YOU WERE RIGHT ON WITH TELLING ME NOT TO GET THE SUPER HOLD BECAUSE THAT SHIT WOULD HAVE MADE THE I DON'T KNOW WHAT- BUG- STICK TO MY FLOOR. SO I TURNED THE TV OFF AND THOUGHT ABOUT AJSDHFALKJSHFDOMLAKHSDFKJLAHSDF AND WENT TO SLEEP FOR A FEW HOURS AND NOW I'M TALKING TO YOU. KTHNXWAAW.

KrazeeStacee · 12-30-2003, 02:01 PM

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Originally posted by twice
P.S. STACY I HAVE YOUR BOOTSY COLLINS CD. I WAS CLEANING MY CD'S OUT TRYING TO FIND SOME SHIT TO LEND YOU FOR YOUR TRIP AND IT HIT ME THAT I DON'T HAVE A CD THAT SAYS AHHHH THE NAME IS BOOTSY, BABY!

SO I SET THAT ASIDE.

P.S.S. THAT DUDE FROM AMERICAN SPLENDOR WAS ON VH1 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! HE WAS COMMENTING ON ONE OF THOSE I LOVE THE 70'S SHOWS. NO YOU CAN NOT HAVE ONE OF MY WHITE CASTLE HAMBURGERS. I THOUGHT OF YOU AND THEN A HUGE FUCKING I DON'T KNOW WHAT FLEW INTO MY ROOM SO I KILLED IT WITH THAT GREEN REGULAR HOLD FRUCTISE HAIRSPRAY WE GOT AT THE STORE AND PUT BACK A FEW TIMES AND ENDED UP BUYING ANYWAY- AND YOU WERE RIGHT ON WITH TELLING ME NOT TO GET THE SUPER HOLD BECAUSE THAT SHIT WOULD HAVE MADE THE I DON'T KNOW WHAT- BUG- STICK TO MY FLOOR. SO I TURNED THE TV OFF AND THOUGHT ABOUT AJSDHFALKJSHFDOMLAKHSDFKJLAHSDF AND WENT TO SLEEP FOR A FEW HOURS AND NOW I'M TALKING TO YOU. KTHNXWAAW.

I just exploded with laughter.

I totally forgot about that guy dude, I wish he was my dad.

"No, you cannot have any of my white castle hamburgers"

See, I told you about that hair spray. That relaxing spray stuff you got me, I sprayed it on my bed the night before last, I ended up sleeping so good I slept through my alarm....

I'll only use it on the weekends, that stuff is powerful.

Dude, you need sleep.

2Marlon2Brando · 12-30-2003, 02:01 PM

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Originally posted by twice
P.S. STACY I HAVE YOUR BOOTSY COLLINS CD. I WAS CLEANING MY CD'S OUT TRYING TO FIND SOME SHIT TO LEND YOU FOR YOUR TRIP AND IT HIT ME THAT I DON'T HAVE A CD THAT SAYS AHHHH THE NAME IS BOOTSY, BABY!

SO I SET THAT ASIDE.

P.S.S. THAT DUDE FROM AMERICAN SPLENDOR WAS ON VH1 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! HE WAS COMMENTING ON ONE OF THOSE I LOVE THE 70'S SHOWS. NO YOU CAN NOT HAVE ONE OF MY WHITE CASTLE HAMBURGERS. I THOUGHT OF YOU AND THEN A HUGE FUCKING I DON'T KNOW WHAT FLEW INTO MY ROOM SO I KILLED IT WITH THAT GREEN REGULAR HOLD FRUCTISE HAIRSPRAY WE GOT AT THE STORE AND PUT BACK A FEW TIMES AND ENDED UP BUYING ANYWAY- AND YOU WERE RIGHT ON WITH TELLING ME NOT TO GET THE SUPER HOLD BECAUSE THAT SHIT WOULD HAVE MADE THE I DON'T KNOW WHAT- BUG- STICK TO MY FLOOR. SO I TURNED THE TV OFF AND THOUGHT ABOUT AJSDHFALKJSHFDOMLAKHSDFKJLAHSDF AND WENT TO SLEEP FOR A FEW HOURS AND NOW I'M TALKING TO YOU. KTHNXWAAW.

http://www.naspe-patients.org/patien...es/cocaine.jpg http://cocaine.org/crime/cocaine.gif http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/addictio...es/cocaine.jpg

I_was_aborted · 12-30-2003, 02:02 PM

KrazeeStacee · 12-30-2003, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by I_was_aborted
Hi.

WAAAAAAAAAAAW

hey

Did you end up getting anything to eat last night?

twice · 12-30-2003, 02:06 PM

http://members.cox.net/kjskippy23/mushrooms.jpg

THIS MEANS NOTHING. OR DOES IT? TEEHEE ELOEL GUYS ELOEL.

Isaac · 12-30-2003, 02:06 PM

The world is covered in carpet.

I_was_aborted · 12-30-2003, 02:08 PM

The only thing I ate last night was a little rice. My stomach hurt this morning....and I won't get to go to lunch....so I'm having popcorn for lunch at the office. Yummy? I think not.

twice · 12-30-2003, 02:13 PM

http://www.students.tut.fi/~warp/pics/landscape.jpg

*CUE JOHN WILLIAMS MUSIC*

Elvis The Fat Years · 12-30-2003, 02:20 PM

i just had frozen honey bbq wings. they were actually pretty good. 4 pieces, 3 mins in the microwave. mmmhmm fast and easy, just how i like my women.

now im having a smoke. nothing like a smoke after eating. i never got the smoking after sex thing though. maybe food is my sex. huh?

Nimrod's Son · 12-30-2003, 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years
i just had frozen honey bbq wings. they were actually pretty good. 4 pieces, 3 mins in the microwave. mmmhmm fast and easy, just how i like my women.

now im having a smoke. nothing like a smoke after eating. i never got the smoking after sex thing though. maybe food is my sex. huh?

Your presence in this thread just saved the city of Chicago further embarrassment.

KrazeeStacee · 12-30-2003, 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years
i just had frozen honey bbq wings. they were actually pretty good. 4 pieces, 3 mins in the microwave. mmmhmm fast and easy, just how i like my women.

now im having a smoke. nothing like a smoke after eating. i never got the smoking after sex thing though. maybe food is my sex. huh?

We should go out to eat, then.

twice · 12-30-2003, 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Your presence in this thread just saved the city of Chicago further embarrassment.

OHEMGEE I HAVE YOUR ADDRESS MAN. I CAN SEND YOU FLOWERS AND SUGARSICK CHOCOLATES FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN YOUR UNBEARABLE KINDNESS TOWARDS ME AND THOSE I LOVE A LITTLE AND THOSE I LOVE A LOT.

Fall Down Blue · 12-30-2003, 03:17 PM

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Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando

http://www.naspe-patients.org/patien...es/cocaine.jpg http://cocaine.org/crime/cocaine.gif http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/addictio...es/cocaine.jpg

every time there is a coke pic post in netphoria these 3 pics always come up? Don't you guys go past page 1 on Google Image search?

twice · 12-30-2003, 09:14 PM

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Originally posted by Fall Down Blue

every time there is a coke pic post in netphoria these 3 pics always come up? Don't you guys go past page 1 on Google Image search?

i just pasted from a different thread. 2marlon2brando posted those pics in light of my caps lock ramble craze. kthnx.

2Marlon2Brando · 12-30-2003, 09:15 PM

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Originally posted by twice
i just pasted from a different thread. 2marlon2brando posted those pics in light of my caps lock ramble craze. kthnx.

Sure. Blame the lack of creativity on me.

12-30-2003, 11:36 AM	#1
KrazeeStacee Immortal Location: Sherwood Forest Posts: 21,296	The world is a Vampire She eats her kids, Let's hide the bodies under the bridge... __________________

12-30-2003, 01:57 PM	#5
twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	P.S. STACY I HAVE YOUR BOOTSY COLLINS CD. I WAS CLEANING MY CD'S OUT TRYING TO FIND SOME SHIT TO LEND YOU FOR YOUR TRIP AND IT HIT ME THAT I DON'T HAVE A CD THAT SAYS AHHHH THE NAME IS BOOTSY, BABY! SO I SET THAT ASIDE. P.S.S. THAT DUDE FROM AMERICAN SPLENDOR WAS ON VH1 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! HE WAS COMMENTING ON ONE OF THOSE I LOVE THE 70'S SHOWS. NO YOU CAN NOT HAVE ONE OF MY WHITE CASTLE HAMBURGERS. I THOUGHT OF YOU AND THEN A HUGE FUCKING I DON'T KNOW WHAT FLEW INTO MY ROOM SO I KILLED IT WITH THAT GREEN REGULAR HOLD FRUCTISE HAIRSPRAY WE GOT AT THE STORE AND PUT BACK A FEW TIMES AND ENDED UP BUYING ANYWAY- AND YOU WERE RIGHT ON WITH TELLING ME NOT TO GET THE SUPER HOLD BECAUSE THAT SHIT WOULD HAVE MADE THE I DON'T KNOW WHAT- BUG- STICK TO MY FLOOR. SO I TURNED THE TV OFF AND THOUGHT ABOUT AJSDHFALKJSHFDOMLAKHSDFKJLAHSDF AND WENT TO SLEEP FOR A FEW HOURS AND NOW I'M TALKING TO YOU. KTHNXWAAW. __________________ j'en perds la raison dans la mer du japon

12-30-2003, 12:29 PM	#2
2Marlon2Brando Socialphobic Location: sometimes the same is different but mostly it's the same Posts: 14,519	I didn't want to let this go to the second page without a reply.

12-30-2003, 01:44 PM	#4
KrazeeStacee Immortal Location: Sherwood Forest Posts: 21,296	Looks like it's moving along pretty well, if you ask me.

12-30-2003, 02:02 PM	#8
I_was_aborted Minion of Satan Location: chicago Posts: 5,440	Hi.

12-30-2003, 02:06 PM	#10
twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	http://members.cox.net/kjskippy23/mushrooms.jpg THIS MEANS NOTHING. OR DOES IT? TEEHEE ELOEL GUYS ELOEL.

12-30-2003, 02:06 PM	#11
Isaac Ownz Location: The Fatherland Posts: 762	The world is covered in carpet.

12-30-2003, 02:08 PM	#12
I_was_aborted Minion of Satan Location: chicago Posts: 5,440	The only thing I ate last night was a little rice. My stomach hurt this morning....and I won't get to go to lunch....so I'm having popcorn for lunch at the office. Yummy? I think not.

12-30-2003, 02:13 PM	#13
twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	http://www.students.tut.fi/~warp/pics/landscape.jpg CUE JOHN WILLIAMS MUSIC

12-30-2003, 02:20 PM	#14
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	i just had frozen honey bbq wings. they were actually pretty good. 4 pieces, 3 mins in the microwave. mmmhmm fast and easy, just how i like my women. now im having a smoke. nothing like a smoke after eating. i never got the smoking after sex thing though. maybe food is my sex. huh?