Music To Empty Your House In Under 10 Seconds - Tested!

mojo · 12-29-2003, 09:58 PM

so my sister and her friends dropped in at my house on a rainy sunday afternoon which was nice for a couple of hours but then i just wanted them TO GET THE FUCK OUT, except being a timid englishman and kinda scared of my sister, i elected to engineer this banishment with music.

over the course of an hour i tried

ministry - mind is a terribe thing
xyu/tales of a scorched earth
mechanic song off a thousand leaves
mr bungle
buttholes locust abortion
milk it off in utero
loads of metallica
primal scream extmenatr

nothing - no one moved a fucking inch or gavce the impression they were listening to anything more inhospitable than a my morning jacket lp.

then, just as i was giving up, i tried aphex twin's classic and after not more than ten seconds of Tamphex people were on their feet, reaching for coats - after thirty i had the place and the evening to myself. thank you mr james.

Mason R Butler · 12-30-2003, 02:13 AM

I've used the Danielson Famile to break up a crowd on more than one occasion.

sawdust restaurants · 12-30-2003, 02:26 AM

i like sightings - absolutes.

Character Zero · 12-30-2003, 07:48 PM

any cradle of filth.. or cannibal corpse

12-29-2003, 09:58 PM	#1
mojo Ownz Location: london, uk Posts: 541	Music To Empty Your House In Under 10 Seconds - Tested! so my sister and her friends dropped in at my house on a rainy sunday afternoon which was nice for a couple of hours but then i just wanted them TO GET THE FUCK OUT, except being a timid englishman and kinda scared of my sister, i elected to engineer this banishment with music. over the course of an hour i tried ministry - mind is a terribe thing xyu/tales of a scorched earth mechanic song off a thousand leaves mr bungle buttholes locust abortion milk it off in utero loads of metallica primal scream extmenatr nothing - no one moved a fucking inch or gavce the impression they were listening to anything more inhospitable than a my morning jacket lp. then, just as i was giving up, i tried aphex twin's classic and after not more than ten seconds of Tamphex people were on their feet, reaching for coats - after thirty i had the place and the evening to myself. thank you mr james.

12-30-2003, 02:13 AM	#2
Mason R Butler walks among us Location: MNUSA Posts: 7,768	I've used the Danielson Famile to break up a crowd on more than one occasion.

12-30-2003, 02:26 AM	#3
sawdust restaurants Fucking Creep Location: On the East Coast Posts: 5,992	i like sightings - absolutes.

12-30-2003, 07:48 PM	#4
Character Zero Amish Rake Fighter Location: In my head with everyone else Posts: 13	any cradle of filth.. or cannibal corpse