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Axis of Action · 12-30-2003, 02:06 AM

sawwwwwwdust you're an English major too! high five, sir.

my geekiest trait is probably thinking I'm cool. I'm one of the geeks who doesn't really own up to it. I can sing like every popular rap song today. my nickname at work for a while was the "cool cracker." :erm yeah, I dunno. I'm pretty fucking lame, now that I think about it.

wild light · 12-30-2003, 02:23 AM

i like the string theory. and mortuary science.

miss world · 12-30-2003, 02:35 AM

networkers turn me on.

well, one networker.

ahhhhhhhhh

gpub · 12-30-2003, 02:40 AM

me and pub are drunk as hell. hat turns me on.
dustys butts turning me on.

12-30-2003, 02:45 AM

i was a band nerd!

oh and i still don't understand that diameter problem. that doesn't make sense because it seems to be independant of the measurments given. it makes no sense. augh!

Mason R Butler · 12-30-2003, 02:46 AM

I collect records and have a passion for local history. I obsess over music and take lots of photographs. That's the tip of it.

sickbadthing · 12-30-2003, 02:50 AM

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Originally posted by miss world
networkers turn me on.

well, one networker.

ahhhhhhhhh

Networkers? What the fuck?

Mayfuck · 12-30-2003, 02:52 AM

I love math. It has always been my best and favorite subject.

I love astronomy and art. My idea of a night out is at the museum or one of the local observatories.

The Weather Channel is one of my favorite channels. I watch almost a couple hours of it every night.

miss world · 12-30-2003, 02:53 AM

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Originally posted by sickbadthing

Networkers? What the fuck?

don't expect me to know what i'm talking about here!

all i know is he works with computer networks.

yeah stfu.

sickbadthing · 12-30-2003, 03:03 AM

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Originally posted by miss world

don't expect me to know what i'm talking about here!

all i know is he works with computer networks.

yeah stfu.

That reminds me of a story by one of my favorite networkers:

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Ah youth, hormones running rampant, little weiners and honeypots overflowing with sexual energy like so many sexual Mr Fusion Powered Delorians.

ANYWAYS.

I was working on doing a lab reimage. The teacher was there and while I was making the image she was all like, WHATS THAT DO? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HOW DID YOU DO THAT? WHATS THAT FOR. WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW. WHATS GHOST MEAN? WHATS GOING ON NOW?

Finally I got the multicasting going and since it was on a building with sexy sexy flat 10 hubs it was going to take about an hour for all 30 machines to complete the imaging process.

Instead of staying in the room with Askey McQuestionton, I decided I would "GO SOMEWHERE ELSE".

Now in this building we have our MDF (main data frame) in this really cool ex-office. Its kinda small and has CARPETED WALLS, with the rack, all the associated equipment in there, a desk and a workstation I put there for such occasions on which to hide. There is a small refigerator, and a comfy office chair. AAAAH off to kill an hour in peace and quiet, or so I thought.

I noticed the door WAS NOT locked and hear these little gasps, and near squeeks.

HRRMMMM.

I hear some light panting, and I realize I may be hearing the sounds of heavy petting and or porking.

I Slap the door open with much force and there it is.

A kid, lets say MAYBE 14 a pumpin and a sweating this HAWWWWTTTTTTTT little tight nubile young peice of ass, I mean TIGHT, pert, and glistening in sex sweat, little pert pink nipples exposed from her uplifted shirt, her little ass firmly planted ON MY GODDAMN DESK, skirt hiked around her waist, panties shoved off to the side with my keyboard thrown asunder on the floor.

I got an excellent view of everything, as the door slammed open they just froze. They both looked at me, and were frozen. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, I asked. I KNEW WHAT they were doing but goddamn what DO you say when this happens?

Junior withdrew his little man peen, and started zipping up, litle miss hot ass pulled her shirt down and stood up, pulling her skirt down.

GODDAMN, there was fucking teen sexjuice all over my desk. AND THEY HAD DRANK 2 of my goddamn Dr Peppers!

"I cant NOT say anything." I told them both, "lets go to the office".

They followed me up there sullenly, and the principals face was hilarious as I explaind "I had caught these two students fornicating in my MDF room."

HERE IT FUCKING COMES
quote:

NOT AGAIN!!?????

Yes.

Apparently these twho have been preparing for the teen fuck olympics all over campus. I was asked to leave, THANK YOU MISTER TSM, YOU DID THE RIGHT THING.

So, there you go. I couldnt NOT SAY ANYTHING theyre underage and if it came out I saw and didnt say anything I would be fucking fucked. Its a goddamn school after all.

Anyways, I went to clean up the teen sex from my sweet ass tech refuge and finished just in time to return to the lab to finish the re-imaging process.

I thought I would share my adventure for the week. And thoughts of that tight little nubile thing is dancing all over the filthy playground of my mind.

So how was your day at work?

miss world · 12-30-2003, 03:08 AM

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Originally posted by sickbadthing

That reminds me of a story by one of my favorite networkers:

what the hell?

sickbadthing · 12-30-2003, 03:14 AM

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Originally posted by miss world

what the hell?

Some other poster from another forum. He does the network for a high school and has many funny stories.

miss world · 12-30-2003, 03:15 AM

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Originally posted by sickbadthing

Some other poster from another forum. He does the network for a high school and has many funny stories.

wait thats real?

(and jesus christ, speaking of high school networkers, ours is named mr fish and he is scary and has a unibrow.

)

scouse_dave · 12-30-2003, 10:14 AM

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Originally posted by trykristin
oh and i still don't understand that diameter problem. that doesn't make sense because it seems to be independant of the measurments given. it makes no sense. augh!

it IS independent of the original size of circle, that's the point....which isn't always intuitive.

Nimrod's Son · 12-30-2003, 11:01 AM

When watching Star Trek I will from time to time argue with the screen that what they're attempting either isn't possible based on the past history of physics presented previously, or will simply ask why they didn't use the same solution that they used in a previous episode that would solve their dilemma in minutes.

Shattered · 12-30-2003, 11:39 AM

I was in band for six and a half years. And that's not the worst part. The worst part is that I played flute. And I'm male. Ugh.

Orchestra · 12-30-2003, 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by spava
I love reading about/looking at/living in old homes. I also love travelling to different places in the world specifically to visit historical buildings and see different styles of architechture. (Just not a lot of Post Modern stuff. Not a fan of the Post Modern.) Damn, I feel like an old woman. I got this book for Christmas:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/15...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

This house is on my street.

YES

sawdust restaurants · 12-30-2003, 12:43 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
When watching Star Trek

You could have stopped there and incriminated yourself enough.

12-30-2003, 11:01 AM	#45
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	When watching Star Trek I will from time to time argue with the screen that what they're attempting either isn't possible based on the past history of physics presented previously, or will simply ask why they didn't use the same solution that they used in a previous episode that would solve their dilemma in minutes. __________________ - Nimrod's Son: Problem Solver!

12-30-2003, 02:06 AM	#31
Axis of Action Socialphobic Location: ur underpants lol Posts: 13,209	sawwwwwwdust you're an English major too! high five, sir. my geekiest trait is probably thinking I'm cool. I'm one of the geeks who doesn't really own up to it. I can sing like every popular rap song today. my nickname at work for a while was the "cool cracker." :erm yeah, I dunno. I'm pretty fucking lame, now that I think about it.

12-30-2003, 02:23 AM	#32
wild light Pledge Location: lost. help me find a home Posts: 241	i like the string theory. and mortuary science.

12-30-2003, 02:35 AM	#33
miss world Minion of Satan Posts: 8,742	networkers turn me on. well, one networker. ahhhhhhhhh

12-30-2003, 02:40 AM	#34
gpub Minion of Satan Location: You's guys dont's likes the Toki... Well fucks you's Posts: 5,782	me and pub are drunk as hell. hat turns me on. dustys butts turning me on.

12-30-2003, 02:45 AM	#35
that bitch kristin Posts: n/a	i was a band nerd! oh and i still don't understand that diameter problem. that doesn't make sense because it seems to be independant of the measurments given. it makes no sense. augh!

12-30-2003, 02:46 AM	#36
Mason R Butler walks among us Location: MNUSA Posts: 7,768	I collect records and have a passion for local history. I obsess over music and take lots of photographs. That's the tip of it.

12-30-2003, 02:52 AM	#38
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	I love math. It has always been my best and favorite subject. I love astronomy and art. My idea of a night out is at the museum or one of the local observatories. The Weather Channel is one of my favorite channels. I watch almost a couple hours of it every night.

12-30-2003, 11:39 AM	#46
Shattered Apocalyptic Poster Location: Uranus Posts: 1,196	I was in band for six and a half years. And that's not the worst part. The worst part is that I played flute. And I'm male. Ugh.