i hate it when my sister talks to me about her sex life. - Page 2

12-28-2003, 07:21 AM

How old is your skanky sister?

french_rap_sucks · 12-28-2003, 07:21 AM

Look here Miss Thang
Hate to salt your game
But yous a money hungry woman
And you need to change
In the locker room all the homies do is laugh
High five's cause another nigga played your ass
It was said you was sleeezy
Even easy
Sleepin' around for what you need
See it's your thang and you can shake it how you wanna
Give it up free or make your money on the corner
But don't be bad and play the game
Get mad and change
Then you wonda why these mothafuckas all you names
Still lookin' for a way out (wayout)
And that's OK
I can see you wanna stray there's a way out (wayout)
Keep your mind on your money
Enroll in school
And as the years pass by you can show them fools
But you ain't tryin' to hear me cause your stuck
You're headin' for the bathroom 'bout to get toast up
Still lookin' for a rich man
You dug a ditch
Got your legs up tryin' to get rich
I love you like a sista but you need to switch
and that's why they called you bitch
I betcha

miss world · 12-28-2003, 07:25 AM

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Originally posted by Lizard Queen
How old is your skanky sister?

seventeen!

vanilla · 12-28-2003, 07:30 AM

12-28-2003, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by miss world

seventeen!

Kids these days!

sawdust restaurants · 12-29-2003, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sepiae
I'd prefer for my mom to believe I was a virgin till I produce a child, and if she still wants to question it then, I won't mind.

I've got 2:1 odds on that happening. Either that or she has a midlife crisis and renounces Mary Kay, saying it had something to do with you getting knocked up.

Thoughtless · 12-29-2003, 11:32 PM

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Originally posted by jczeroman
Mattness: hey colin
jczeroman: hey hey
Mattness: what's going on?
jczeroman: eh... my first night off
jczeroman: are you still interested in getting together
jczeroman: ?
Mattness: of course
jczeroman: alright, the trick is actually doing it
jczeroman: Might be doable on Allie's nice yamahah baby grand
Mattness: would she mind?
jczeroman: well, everything is already set up over there
jczeroman: what we can do is this:
jczeroman: when me and alli next get together to do it, you can come over when we are done and do your stuff
Mattness: ok
Mattness: where at?
jczeroman: it'll be at the lenhards, on love lake, but the time is uncertain
jczeroman: prolly an evening this week, hopefully before new years
Mattness: sounds good
jczeroman: ok..
Mattness: how is that going?
jczeroman: fast
jczeroman: and hard
jczeroman: it's very trickey
Mattness: how so?
jczeroman: trying to manage 4 people who've never done it before
Mattness: ok

I was actually talking about recording music, but...:erm

meow · 12-30-2003, 12:05 AM

netphoria doesn't like it when YOU talk about sex.

Mason R Butler · 12-30-2003, 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by miss world
ole!

Yeah, I fucked her. Tell that bitch to call me. I want my Slipknot CD back.

miss world · 12-30-2003, 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by meow
netphoria doesn't like it when YOU talk about sex.

i don't HAVE sex!

miss world · 12-30-2003, 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mason R Butler

Yeah, I fucked her. Tell that bitch to call me. I want my Slipknot CD back.

hi! your name must be jim jenke.

2Marlon2Brando · 12-30-2003, 02:33 AM

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Originally posted by Mason R Butler

Yeah, I fucked her. Tell that bitch to call me. I want my Slipknot CD back.

I wish that I had someone to say this about.

I think I will die alone.

miss world · 12-30-2003, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by **********

how old are you?

and how many years ago?

i can do the rest of the math.

i was fourteen.

two years ago.

no, it wasn't with an old guy.

Mason R Butler · 12-30-2003, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by miss world

hi! your name must be jim jenke.

If it were, I would be dead by my own hand.

12-30-2003, 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando

I wish that I had someone to say this about.

I think I will die alone.

there are plenty of netphorians you can say this to/about/with/moreprepositionstoendasentence.

2Marlon2Brando · 12-30-2003, 03:30 AM

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Originally posted by trykristin

there are plenty of netphorians you can say this to/about/with/moreprepositionstoendasentence.

You do a great impression of me.

I am impressed/intrigued/stimulated.

12-30-2003, 03:32 AM

wait. um. that was an impression?
so you're stimulated by people that do impressions of you! haha! that's more vain than i!

2Marlon2Brando · 12-30-2003, 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by trykristin
wait. um. that was an impression?
so you're stimulated by people that do impressions of you! haha! that's more vain than i!

I thought that you were mocking my use of the /

12-30-2003, 03:39 AM

oh, then i guess i was/am/could have been/will do.

because i'm a jackass.

stimu/ated

meow · 12-30-2003, 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by miss world

i don't HAVE sex!

but you still talk about it. Giving head and such.

Netphoria doesn't want to read it for fear of being threatened with a kiddie porn thing like poor ol' Jason.

12-28-2003, 07:21 AM	#32
french_rap_sucks Ownz Location: Portland, OR Posts: 809	Look here Miss Thang Hate to salt your game But yous a money hungry woman And you need to change In the locker room all the homies do is laugh High five's cause another nigga played your ass It was said you was sleeezy Even easy Sleepin' around for what you need See it's your thang and you can shake it how you wanna Give it up free or make your money on the corner But don't be bad and play the game Get mad and change Then you wonda why these mothafuckas all you names Still lookin' for a way out (wayout) And that's OK I can see you wanna stray there's a way out (wayout) Keep your mind on your money Enroll in school And as the years pass by you can show them fools But you ain't tryin' to hear me cause your stuck You're headin' for the bathroom 'bout to get toast up Still lookin' for a rich man You dug a ditch Got your legs up tryin' to get rich I love you like a sista but you need to switch and that's why they called you bitch I betcha __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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that bitch kristin Posts: n/a	wait. um. that was an impression? so you're stimulated by people that do impressions of you! haha! that's more vain than i!

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that bitch kristin Posts: n/a	oh, then i guess i was/am/could have been/will do. because i'm a jackass. stimu/ated