orange county sucks.

dusty · 12-29-2003, 01:26 PM

i was driving today and i saw a company car for a dog shit clean up service. it said "number one in the number two business!"
like rich people can't clean up their own dog shit. you know, if you can't handle dog poop maybe you shouldn't have a dog.

and then a couple weeks ago, while i was again driving home, i saw a billboard that said "donate your extra boat!" donate my EXTRA BOAT? WTF?! i have never even OWNED a fucking boat, let alone had an EXTRA to spare.

fucking rich ass republicans.

/end rant.

2Marlon2Brando · 12-29-2003, 01:26 PM

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"number one in the number two business!"

I really like their slogan.

Nimrod's Son · 12-29-2003, 01:27 PM

I thought it was pretty good, although it needed more Jack Black and less Hanks, Jr.

dusty · 12-29-2003, 01:28 PM

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I thought it was pretty good, although it needed more Jack Black and less Hanks, Jr.

ooooh yeah. i remember that movie. i think shallow hal was better.

gpub · 12-29-2003, 01:37 PM

WTF Dusty call me

12-29-2003, 02:19 PM

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We're not rich, but we hire a guy to come every spring after the snow melts, to clean up the sea of dog poop that covers the lawn.
We don't do anything about it in the winter because the snow usually covers it before we get to it, and then makes several layers of hiding poo.
It's only $20 or something.

This year, though, we've had very little snow, and are staying on top of the poo situation.

I can totally see your mom doing that!

Meeting your mom was the highlight of my trip to Toronto, honestly!

Travis Meekz · 12-29-2003, 05:29 PM

If I was rich I would pay people to clean up dog shit. If I was rich I would pay people to wipe my ass and feed me while I was at it.

Nimrod's Son · 12-29-2003, 05:30 PM

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If I was rich I would pay people to wipe my ass and feed me while I was at it.

You want to eat while someone wipes your ass?

Liquid-J · 12-29-2003, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
I thought it was pretty good, although it needed more Jack Black and less Hanks, Jr.

i agree

Travis Meekz · 12-29-2003, 05:39 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
You want to eat while someone wipes your ass?

woah, better yet!

12-29-2003, 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
I thought it was pretty good, although it needed more Jack Black and less Hanks, Jr.

that movie was filmed in malibu i believe.

i'm not rich

but i am sorta repbulican

Mayfuck · 12-29-2003, 06:48 PM

The movie was shot in the valley. I bet the TV show the OC is also shot in the valley. They don't shoot in actual Orange County because they know Orange County is nothing like that. I don't know where dusty gets all this rich republican shit. Well OC is a Republican stronghold but by no means uppity. Good to see that good ol' shitburg Orange County getting press though!

Ensoul · 12-29-2003, 06:50 PM

That was a dumb movie...

dusty · 12-29-2003, 08:35 PM

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rich republican shit.

all i have to do to see rich republican shit is walk out my front door in the mornings.

meow · 12-29-2003, 11:29 PM

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Originally posted by dusty
i was driving today and i saw a company car for a dog shit clean up service. it said "number one in the number two business!"

there is a septic tank company here that uses that slogan. thats funny. someone that picks up dog fecal matter isn't.

Salem · 12-30-2003, 12:05 AM

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I thought it was pretty good, although it needed more Jack Black and less Hanks, Jr.

I thought he pulled it off quite well...and his girlfriend would've been really hot if she didn't have enough space to house a small ethiopian village between her teeth.

Debaser · 12-30-2003, 02:25 AM

WELCOME TO THE O.C., BITCH. THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE IN ORANGE COUNTY.

12-29-2003, 01:26 PM	#1
dusty Minion of Satan Location: holding on. Posts: 5,932	orange county sucks. i was driving today and i saw a company car for a dog shit clean up service. it said "number one in the number two business!" like rich people can't clean up their own dog shit. you know, if you can't handle dog poop maybe you shouldn't have a dog. and then a couple weeks ago, while i was again driving home, i saw a billboard that said "donate your extra boat!" donate my EXTRA BOAT? WTF?! i have never even OWNED a fucking boat, let alone had an EXTRA to spare. fucking rich ass republicans. /end rant.

12-29-2003, 01:27 PM	#3
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	I thought it was pretty good, although it needed more Jack Black and less Hanks, Jr. __________________ - Nimrod's Son: Problem Solver!

12-29-2003, 01:37 PM	#5
gpub Minion of Satan Location: You's guys dont's likes the Toki... Well fucks you's Posts: 5,782	WTF Dusty call me

12-29-2003, 05:29 PM	#7
Travis Meekz Minion of Satan Location: . Posts: 6,301	If I was rich I would pay people to clean up dog shit. If I was rich I would pay people to wipe my ass and feed me while I was at it.

12-29-2003, 06:48 PM	#12
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	The movie was shot in the valley. I bet the TV show the OC is also shot in the valley. They don't shoot in actual Orange County because they know Orange County is nothing like that. I don't know where dusty gets all this rich republican shit. Well OC is a Republican stronghold but by no means uppity. Good to see that good ol' shitburg Orange County getting press though!

12-29-2003, 06:50 PM	#13
Ensoul Apocalyptic Poster Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,245	That was a dumb movie...

12-30-2003, 02:25 AM	#17
Debaser ghost Location: @SactoMacto Posts: 12,201	WELCOME TO THE O.C., BITCH. THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE IN ORANGE COUNTY.