I'm not that good of a present wrapper.

[Ghetto_Squirrel]

My gifts all look lumpy, and the edges don't line up, and the folds aren't crisp.

At least the paper is just going to be torn from them anyway.

[tear stained glass]

Now you know what being a straight guy is like!

[twice]

i'm anal about packages looking neat.

[Ghetto_Squirrel]

Originally posted by tear stained glass
Now you know what being a straight guy is like!

I know. I need to queer it up when I have my tape and scissors. This is where I'm supposed to excel.

[blackfaerie]

Originally posted by twice
i'm anal about packages looking neat.

me too. :erm

[peabody]

you made that box you sent me REALLY hard to get into.

[Ghetto_Squirrel]

Originally posted by peabody
you made that box you sent me REALLY hard to get into.

It was intended to delay the surprise another three to seven hours.

[DeviousJ]

Originally posted by twice
i'm anal about packages looking neat.

Even when they're crazy, irregular shapes. The only things I don't like are when you can see the inside of the paper, or when you end up with a tiny gap you can't close, so you have to stick in a tiny extra piece

[twice]

Originally posted by DeviousJ


Even when they're crazy, irregular shapes. The only things I don't like are when you can see the inside of the paper, or when you end up with a tiny gap you can't close, so you have to stick in a tiny extra piece

oh christ i hate that. if it happens- i tend to rewrap the entire thing. my favorite is wrapping cylindrical shapes- i end up taking too much time to create pretty folds and usually see that my effort went unnoticed as the person shreds the paper to a thousand pieces or rips it right off. :erm

[pastor]

Wait, is "present wrapping" in this thread some kind of euphemism for wearing a condom? Because I suspect it is, and I believe that you're all talking in code.

It's so hard to keep up with you, netphoria. I feel so out of the loop.

[DeviousJ]

Originally posted by twice
oh christ i hate that. if it happens- i tend to rewrap the entire thing. my favorite is wrapping cylindrical shapes- i end up taking too much time to create pretty folds and usually see that my effort went unnoticed as the person shreds the paper to a thousand pieces or rips it right off. :erm

You could make a short film about someone who wraps empty boxes, but nobody understands that the wrapping is the gift

[Ihaman]

Originally posted by pastor
Wait, is "present wrapping" in this thread some kind of euphemism for wearing a condom? Because I suspect it is, and I believe that you're all talking in code.

It's so hard to keep up with you, netphoria. I feel so out of the loop.

I read the post, I didn't laugh.

I saw your reply.

I *reread* the post, I laughed my ass off.


Good work Pastor.

[twice]

Originally posted by DeviousJ


You could make a short film about someone who wraps empty boxes, but nobody understands that the wrapping is the gift

that's sweet. bless you.

[DeviousJ]

I feel like giving you a gift now - except it would probably look like this

[meow]

Originally posted by DeviousJ


You could make a short film about someone who wraps empty boxes, but nobody understands that the wrapping is the gift

<3