Three wonderful reasons why scouse_dave sucks balls

strange_one · 12-29-2003, 09:17 AM

1. He thinks he is too grown up to enjoy films like LOTR, yet he thinks being a mindless soccer fan is quite elegant

2. He believes that Billy Joel is a fine purveyor of sound, and he enjoys watching American Idol

3. He's English

ok everyone, feel free to add more

Axis of Action · 12-29-2003, 09:19 AM

Cricket is so much more elegant than Soccer.

Fall Down Blue · 12-29-2003, 10:16 AM

why so much hate? the guy seems a-ok to me?

strange_one · 12-29-2003, 10:52 AM

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Originally posted by Fall Down Blue
why so much hate? the guy seems a-ok to me?

I hate his arrogance

bonsor · 12-29-2003, 11:18 AM

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Originally posted by strange_one
3. He's English

and you were colonized by english convicts.

Isle · 12-29-2003, 11:19 AM

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Originally posted by strange_one

1. He thinks he is too grown up to enjoy films like LOTR, yet he thinks being a mindless soccer fan is quite elegant

2. He believes that Billy Joel is a fine purveyor of sound, and he enjoys watching American Idol

3. He's English

ok everyone, feel free to add more

1: it's called an opinion. lotr is for nerds, football (CUZ THATS WHAT WE CALL SOCCER CUZ WE INVENTED IT) is for jocks. so i guess he's a jock.

2: i'm gonna leave this one open.

3: i'm english and i'm the coolest person here. how about "He's a scouser"?

Ghetto_Squirrel · 12-29-2003, 12:20 PM

He's a coolass, regardless of whether or not he likes American Idol.

Isle · 12-29-2003, 12:23 PM

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Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel
He's a coolass, regardless of whether or not he likes American Idol.

and he likes to play Fuck You twice as fast

meow · 12-29-2003, 12:59 PM

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Originally posted by ******
and you were colonized by english convicts.

Nimrod's Son · 12-29-2003, 01:09 PM

He's the polar opposite of strange_one.

strange_one · 12-29-2003, 10:36 PM

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Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel
He's a coolass, regardless of whether or not he likes American Idol.

no. that's the problem, you see

meow · 12-29-2003, 10:39 PM

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Originally posted by strange_one

no. that's the problem, you see

the problem is your avatar!

BeautifulLoser · 12-29-2003, 10:40 PM

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Originally posted by meow

the problem is your avatar!

Seriously

meow · 12-29-2003, 10:44 PM

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Originally posted by BeautifulLoser

Seriously

OMG WE AGREE!

BeautifulLoser · 12-29-2003, 10:46 PM

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Originally posted by meow

OMG WE AGREE!

We don't always disagree...

meow · 12-29-2003, 10:47 PM

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Originally posted by BeautifulLoser

We don't always disagree...

YES WE DO!

scouse_dave · 12-29-2003, 10:47 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
He's the polar opposite of strange_one.

thank you - the greatest compliment you could give me.

Michael Owen · 12-29-2003, 10:48 PM

No,it's because he supports Everton and he masterbates to Luke Chadwick

Ghetto_Squirrel · 12-29-2003, 10:52 PM

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Originally posted by strange_one

no. that's the problem, you see

Normally I would be in total agreement with you, but he exudes so much cool that it's easier to discard negative characteristics.

Kind of like sports fans and OJ.

meow · 12-29-2003, 10:52 PM

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Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel

Normally I would be in total agreement with you, but he exudes so much cool that it's easier to discard negative characteristics.

Kind of like sports fans and OJ.

mmmmm juice

scouse_dave · 12-29-2003, 10:55 PM

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Originally posted by strange_one
1. He thinks he is too grown up to enjoy films like LOTR, yet he thinks being a mindless soccer fan is quite elegant

um, i just don't like the film...it's got nothing to do with me being 'too grown up'. nice attempt at putting words in my mouth tho. likewise with footie...when have i ever said/implied that it's "elegant"? i just happen to be well into it.

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Originally posted by strange_one
2. He believes that Billy Joel is a fine purveyor of sound, and he enjoys watching American Idol

i think Billy Joel's a good songwriter yeah...as for your second point, i've never watched American Idol, so...

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3. He's English

guilty

scouse_dave · 12-29-2003, 10:59 PM

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Originally posted by Michael Owen
No,it's because he supports Everton and he masterbates to Luke Chadwick

Luke Chadwick who plays for Reading...
http://www.worldcupblog.org/wcarchiv...e_chadwick.jpg

surely you mean Nick Chadwick...?

Michael Owen · 12-29-2003, 11:02 PM

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Originally posted by scouse_dave
Luke Chadwick who plays for Reading...
http://www.worldcupblog.org/wcarchiv...e_chadwick.jpg

surely you mean Nick Chadwick...?

so you do masterbate to him?

Damn,I'm good.

12-29-2003, 09:17 AM	#1
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Ghetto_Squirrel Minion of Satan Location: Chicago Posts: 7,157	He's a coolass, regardless of whether or not he likes American Idol. __________________

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Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	He's the polar opposite of strange_one. __________________ - Nimrod's Son: Problem Solver!

12-29-2003, 09:19 AM	#2
Axis of Action Socialphobic Location: ur underpants lol Posts: 13,209	Cricket is so much more elegant than Soccer.

12-29-2003, 10:16 AM	#3
Fall Down Blue Banned Location: i think rumsfeld should be king because hes a real patriot. just the other day i saw him testifying on the 9/11 commission and some guy asked him about y he didnt stop the plane attacks and he was like "i dnot know, f you fags" lol. Posts: 4,821	why so much hate? the guy seems a-ok to me?

12-29-2003, 10:48 PM	#18
Michael Owen Pledge Posts: 156	No,it's because he supports Everton and he masterbates to Luke Chadwick