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Master of Karate and Friendship
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8:00 Log in to Netphoria. 8:01 Click on "Search" and enter "Affectation" in the username field. 8:03-10:30 Reply to every thread using the word "fag" as many times as possible. 10:31 Masturbate to thoughts of Dame Edna. 10:32 Create new thread referencing "slim honeys" or "Ford Focus" - but just choose one of them and repeat them over and over in multiple posts. 11:45 Make one "legitimate" thread about a loser band/movie that no one cares about. PM 12:30 Go to shitty job at record store. Sell CDs. 2:30 Take break at shitty job and smoke cigarette. 5:00 Eat lunch at shitty job, preferably Arby's or Subway. 5:35 Get yelled at by asshole manager for being 5 minutes late returning from lunch to shitty job 9:00 Leave shitty job, hope to have sold a CD 9:30 Click on "Search" and enter "Nimrod's Son" in the username field. 9:40 Reply to every thread referencing the fact that Nimrod's Son is 29. However, increase it to 30 to be "funny." 10:14 Laugh at self, at how hard makes self laugh 10:15 Create new thread, preferably a poll. Make sure to reference age. 10:59 Insult sppunk and Travis Meekz. 11:10 Take shit 12:00 Masturbate to thoughts of Albert Finney 12:02 Sleep
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Socialphobic
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Demi-God
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but does he get head?
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Netphoria's George Will
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But, what about when Christmas vacation is over and he goes back to 9th grade?
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Minion of Satan
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that has to be the most accurate description of a person I've ever seen.
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Minion of Satan
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you forgot about the part of his day jerking off to affects pics
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Minion of Satan
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Banned
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Location: i think rumsfeld should be king because hes a real patriot. just the other day i saw him testifying on the 9/11 commission and some guy asked him about y he didnt stop the plane attacks and he was like "i dnot know, f you fags" lol.
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ahahah you dumb fucks, you got my whole fanclub in here.
im sorry ive made you so angry nimrod's son, but you've got the right idea, making long posts about me must really make you feel young again. ahaha, go fuck yourself you old fart. |
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Banned
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Location: i think rumsfeld should be king because hes a real patriot. just the other day i saw him testifying on the 9/11 commission and some guy asked him about y he didnt stop the plane attacks and he was like "i dnot know, f you fags" lol.
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ahaha you stupid shit.
here are some corrections to your time schedule...lolz I don't smoke or eat Arby's or Subway. I don't sell cd's at a record store, lol, i refuse immigrants entry to canada. please re edit your original post with said corrections, and also, please add humor so maybe for once you can do something funneh. 1974 was a great year wasn't it? ![]() |
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Socialphobic
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just like your penis! LOL!!! fag. |
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Banned
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Location: i think rumsfeld should be king because hes a real patriot. just the other day i saw him testifying on the 9/11 commission and some guy asked him about y he didnt stop the plane attacks and he was like "i dnot know, f you fags" lol.
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i'm leaving netphoria forever. |
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Minion of Satan
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Apocalyptic Poster
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for a guy that supposedly hates FDB, you sure do fixate on him a lot. |
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Apocalyptic Poster
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I can't talk like a pirate anymore or else sppunk will lay the grammar smackdown on me
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Banned
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Location: i think rumsfeld should be king because hes a real patriot. just the other day i saw him testifying on the 9/11 commission and some guy asked him about y he didnt stop the plane attacks and he was like "i dnot know, f you fags" lol.
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and then he'll get fired for browsing the internet on the job, just like his last job, eh nimrod? ![]() |
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Minion of Satan
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[quote]Originally posted by Fall Down Blue
[b] he's fucking obsessed man. it's funny though, i have a job that pays more than his, and i'm 10 years younger. ahaha. let him be, he'll just keep crying and crying, and one day he'll realize; "holy shit, ive wasted all this fucking time posting to someone ill never meet in real life"... How does this differ from what you do gay town Canada |
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