Captain N: The Game Master

Tessellation · 02:34 AM

another reason to reminisce about the late 80's/early 90's. Every episode was a blatant advertisement for some Nintendo product a la the movie THE WIZARD, but it was entertaining nevertheless

I remember watching this along with "ALF Tales" and "Cartoon All-Stars", in which the Muppet babies, ninja turtles, and smurfs follow the evil bidding of Nancy Reagan

http://www.classicgaming.com/castlevania/simon01.jpg

Tessellation · 12-29-2003, 02:32 AM

Memorable Quotes from
"Captain N: The Game Master" (1989)

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Mother Brain: It won't be long before I, beautiful goddess that I am, become Queen of Videoland! Ah-ha ha ha ha!

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Princess Lana: I'm afraid we can't hold out much longer. Kid Icarus, your loyalty has never diminished.
Kid Icarus: Just doing my duty, your highnikus.
Princess Lana: Megaman, you fought bravely, and well.
Megaman: A pleasure to serve you, your worship.
Princess Lana: Simon, you've been our anchor in a long and terrible storm.
Simon Belmont: I know.

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Kevin Keene: How did I get here? Simon Belmont? Kid Icarus? Megaman?
Simon Belmont: And you must be Captain N. Ha! Ha! Ha!
Kevin Keene: You guys aren't real. You're just so many computer plates in my game cartridges.
[pokes Simon]
Kevin Keene: Whoa! They're REAL!
Simon Belmont: Looks like the ultimate warp zone brought us the ultimate wimp!

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Princess Lana: I'm Princess Lana.
Kevin Keene: I'm in love. Uh, I mean I'm Kevin.

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Kevin Keene: Where am I?
Princess Lana: Well, you're in Videoland. The ultimate warp zone brought you here.
Kevin Keene: You mean like warp zone four in Super Mario Brothers?
Princess Lana: Something like that. The legend foretold of your coming to help restore freedom to our world. That's why it gave you that super power pad and zapper.
Kevin Keene: Me, restore freedom to Videoland? Hey, I don't even have my driver's license, yet.

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Kid Icarus: Thanks, Kevinikus. You're a pretty good game master, after all.
Kevin Keene: Thank me later. We've got to warp out of here before Donkey Kong gives us the Big Game Over.

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Princess Lana: You may have helped me win the battle, but the war is far from over. You will stay and help defend Videoland, won't you?
Kevin Keene: Sorry, your highness. But I've got to get back to MY world. (Duke: Woof!)
Simon Belmont: Yes, well, it was very nice of you to drop by. Do come back and visit us soon. Say, in 20 years?

Lil Apache · 12-29-2003, 03:31 AM

You were even lame as a kid too? Jeez.

Sapphire · 12-29-2003, 03:36 AM

Remember the Super Mario cartoons that used to air alongside the Captain N ones?

Shit, those weren't bad, they weren't bad at all. Alright, some of them were, but you had to appreciate the effort.

And what about the Legend of Zelda cartoons? They fucking rocked hardcore!

"Excuuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess!"

Affectation · 12-29-2003, 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lil Apache
You were even lame as a kid too? Jeez.

Ha, I thought he was your loser friend. What happen?

wild light · 12-29-2003, 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sapphire
And what about the Legend of Zelda cartoons? They fucking rocked hardcore!

"Excuuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess!"

link's voice was so annoying. I HATE IT. he must've said exuuuuuse me princess at least 5 times an episode in his fucking whiny voice. god those cartoons fucking rocked.

Sapphire · 12-29-2003, 03:45 AM

Yeah, all it was Link beating the shit out of moronic goons or trying to make out with the princess.

It was like the fucking bible for every teenager that ever existed.

wild light · 12-29-2003, 03:50 AM

http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics/zeed4.jpg

he looked dumb too.

he looks kinda like stormy from sealab 2021. but not really.

Speed · 12-29-2003, 10:00 AM

http://www.gamestop.com/product.asp?product%5Fid=064946

these cartoons were so awesome. I remember watching them as a kid and so I saw this dvd at a gamestop nearby I freaked out and bought it. When my friends and I watched it we laughed so much... between the constant "well excuuuuuuuse me princess!" and the closing song of "do the mario!" it was more than we could take. I think they have a dvd for some of the mario bros cartoons too (not sure about captain n).

Too bad there were only 3 zelda cartoons (and 2 kinda shitty "sonic underground" ones) on the dvd though. you could probably find all of the episodes somewhere online...

Orchestra · 12-29-2003, 10:01 AM

Princess Lana: I'm afraid we can't hold out much longer. Kid Icarus, your loyalty has never diminished.
Kid Icarus: Just doing my duty, your highnikus.
Princess Lana: Megaman, you fought bravely, and well.
Megaman: A pleasure to serve you, your worship.
Princess Lana: Simon, you've been our anchor in a long and terrible storm.
Simon Belmont: I know.

bahahahahahah
I loved this show

Speed · 12-29-2003, 10:04 AM

link to the mario bros cartoons dvd...

http://www.gamestop.com/product.asp?product%5Fid=064947

no captain n as far as I can tell. these are all backordered on the site for now but you could probably find them at retail gamestop or software etc or whatever.

Tessellation · 12-29-2003, 08:20 PM

I rule

Tessellation · 12-29-2003, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wild light
http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics/zeed4.jpg

he looked dumb too.

he looks kinda like stormy from sealab 2021. but not really.

remember those Zelda games for the Phillips CD-I? Lordy that was scary

12-29-2003, 02:32 AM	#1
Tessellation Apocalyptic Poster Location: your local library Posts: 4,422	Captain N: The Game Master another reason to reminisce about the late 80's/early 90's. Every episode was a blatant advertisement for some Nintendo product a la the movie THE WIZARD, but it was entertaining nevertheless I remember watching this along with "ALF Tales" and "Cartoon All-Stars", in which the Muppet babies, ninja turtles, and smurfs follow the evil bidding of Nancy Reagan http://www.classicgaming.com/castlevania/simon01.jpg Last edited by Tessellation : 12-29-2003 at 02:34 AM.

12-29-2003, 03:31 AM	#3
Lil Apache Ownz Location: Los Angeles county. Posts: 678	You were even lame as a kid too? Jeez.

12-29-2003, 03:36 AM	#4
Sapphire Apocalyptic Poster Location: Wo ist JONES!?! Posts: 4,654	Remember the Super Mario cartoons that used to air alongside the Captain N ones? Shit, those weren't bad, they weren't bad at all. Alright, some of them were, but you had to appreciate the effort. And what about the Legend of Zelda cartoons? They fucking rocked hardcore! "Excuuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess!"

12-29-2003, 03:45 AM	#7
Sapphire Apocalyptic Poster Location: Wo ist JONES!?! Posts: 4,654	Yeah, all it was Link beating the shit out of moronic goons or trying to make out with the princess. It was like the fucking bible for every teenager that ever existed.

12-29-2003, 03:50 AM	#8
wild light Pledge Location: lost. help me find a home Posts: 241	http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics/zeed4.jpg he looked dumb too. he looks kinda like stormy from sealab 2021. but not really.

12-29-2003, 10:00 AM	#9
Speed Pledge Location: boston Posts: 77	http://www.gamestop.com/product.asp?product%5Fid=064946 these cartoons were so awesome. I remember watching them as a kid and so I saw this dvd at a gamestop nearby I freaked out and bought it. When my friends and I watched it we laughed so much... between the constant "well excuuuuuuuse me princess!" and the closing song of "do the mario!" it was more than we could take. I think they have a dvd for some of the mario bros cartoons too (not sure about captain n). Too bad there were only 3 zelda cartoons (and 2 kinda shitty "sonic underground" ones) on the dvd though. you could probably find all of the episodes somewhere online...

12-29-2003, 10:01 AM	#10
Orchestra Minion of Satan Posts: 7,776	Princess Lana: I'm afraid we can't hold out much longer. Kid Icarus, your loyalty has never diminished. Kid Icarus: Just doing my duty, your highnikus. Princess Lana: Megaman, you fought bravely, and well. Megaman: A pleasure to serve you, your worship. Princess Lana: Simon, you've been our anchor in a long and terrible storm. Simon Belmont: I know. bahahahahahah I loved this show

12-29-2003, 10:04 AM	#11
Speed Pledge Location: boston Posts: 77	link to the mario bros cartoons dvd... http://www.gamestop.com/product.asp?product%5Fid=064947 no captain n as far as I can tell. these are all backordered on the site for now but you could probably find them at retail gamestop or software etc or whatever.

12-29-2003, 08:20 PM	#12
Tessellation Apocalyptic Poster Location: your local library Posts: 4,422	I rule