Do you know a movie called 'Top Secret' with Val Kilmer?

barden · 12-29-2003, 02:37 AM

I dont even know if that really is the name.
Its quite old, and Val was always wearing make up, and my sister said he looked much hotter.

But anyway, I thought it was a funny enough movie to make a post about, since I had never heard of it before.

There was some really funny stuff in there. I laughed really hard, like I only can with movies like this and a few good joints.

Tessellation · 12-29-2003, 02:38 AM

there was abig post about it here recently. It's a very good movie

"You mean you ARE Mel Torme?!"

barden · 12-29-2003, 02:38 AM

Maybe it's just me, but if I were a personal friend of Val, I'd have to call him something else.

Val.
That just sounds weird.

barden · 12-29-2003, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tessellation
there was abig post about it here recently. It's a very good movie

"You mean you ARE Mel Torme?!"

There was really?

Ha, yeah, it was good.

barden · 12-29-2003, 02:39 AM

Man, their cow disguise was classic.

jenniferkate · 12-29-2003, 02:40 AM

oh. for a second i thought you meant Real Genius.

nope.

Tessellation · 12-29-2003, 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Agony_Imp

There was really?

Ha, yeah, it was good.

Zuzker/Abrahams/Zucker made a lot of great movies: RUTHLESS PEOPLE, KENTUCKY FRIED MOVIE, and of course, AIRPLANE!

I also like the Zuzker/Zucker HIGH SCHOOL HIGH

barden · 12-29-2003, 02:43 AM

Real Genius sounds like a different kind of movie.

This was one of those stupid funny ones.

Like when Deja Vu tells Nick (Rivers) (I'm adding the names cause I'm proud I remember them, just let me gloat here) her must learn to accept things in a mature adult manner. Deja Vu then sneezes into his hands, looks at his hands, screams and jumps out the window.

I almost fell out of my bed. But it could just be me!

barden · 12-29-2003, 02:44 AM

I'll look out for those other movies too.

Tessellation · 12-29-2003, 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Agony_Imp
I'll look out for those other movies too.

you've probably seen THE NAKED GUN, no?

barden · 12-29-2003, 02:46 AM

I have indeed, and if asked to name another movie that was similar to Top Secret, I would have gone with Naked Gun.

Hmmm.

But this was much better?

MstrGhost · 02:56 AM

Meet the anal intruder! We need that sig in this post!

Hey, Fattening Ass!

Tessellation · 12-29-2003, 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Agony_Imp
I have indeed, and if asked to name another movie that was similar to Top Secret, I would have gone with Naked Gun.

Hmmm.

But this was much better?

I can't decide

barden · 12-29-2003, 02:59 AM

I havent seen Naken Gun in a while. I saw Top Secret yesterday, and for the first time. Novelty value tempts me in Vals direction...

tear stained glass · 12-29-2003, 03:00 AM

It rules. The pigeon. Dancing on the ballet performers' penises. Underwater bar fight. Committing suicide by sticking his head in the oven. Nearly as funny as Red Planet.

barden · 12-29-2003, 03:02 AM

Ha, yes.

I remember all those parts...

And telling his story about how he was lost in a mall when he was a kid and never saw his mom again.

'Shop at Macy's and love me... tonight'

Fattening Ass · 12-29-2003, 04:39 AM

omg this thread was made for me.

that movie is probably my favorite.

its a LOL parade.

I <3 Top Secret!

12-29-2003, 02:37 AM	#1
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	Do you know a movie called 'Top Secret' with Val Kilmer? I dont even know if that really is the name. Its quite old, and Val was always wearing make up, and my sister said he looked much hotter. But anyway, I thought it was a funny enough movie to make a post about, since I had never heard of it before. There was some really funny stuff in there. I laughed really hard, like I only can with movies like this and a few good joints.

12-29-2003, 02:40 AM	#6
jenniferkate bitch please. Location: wicked witch of the east coast Posts: 5,682	oh. for a second i thought you meant Real Genius. nope. __________________ do you think i would discuss something as stupid as baseball with jk? we only talk about boys and lipgloss. Elizabeth Hasselbeck is dumber than (1) a bag of hammers (2) a sack of wet, disoriented mice who have been concussed with hammers (3) a lobotomized Joey Lawrence.

12-29-2003, 02:50 AM	#12
MstrGhost Apocalyptic Poster Location: Portugal Posts: 2,805	Meet the anal intruder! We need that sig in this post! Hey, Fattening Ass! Last edited by MstrGhost : 12-29-2003 at 02:56 AM.

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Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	omg this thread was made for me. that movie is probably my favorite. its a LOL parade. I <3 Top Secret! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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12-29-2003, 02:38 AM	#2
Tessellation Apocalyptic Poster Location: your local library Posts: 4,422	there was abig post about it here recently. It's a very good movie "You mean you ARE Mel Torme?!"

12-29-2003, 02:39 AM	#5
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	Man, their cow disguise was classic.

12-29-2003, 02:43 AM	#8
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	Real Genius sounds like a different kind of movie. This was one of those stupid funny ones. Like when Deja Vu tells Nick (Rivers) (I'm adding the names cause I'm proud I remember them, just let me gloat here) her must learn to accept things in a mature adult manner. Deja Vu then sneezes into his hands, looks at his hands, screams and jumps out the window. I almost fell out of my bed. But it could just be me!

12-29-2003, 02:44 AM	#9
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	I'll look out for those other movies too.

12-29-2003, 02:46 AM	#11
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	I have indeed, and if asked to name another movie that was similar to Top Secret, I would have gone with Naked Gun. Hmmm. But this was much better?

12-29-2003, 02:59 AM	#14
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	I havent seen Naken Gun in a while. I saw Top Secret yesterday, and for the first time. Novelty value tempts me in Vals direction...

12-29-2003, 03:00 AM	#15
tear stained glass Minion of Satan Location: el lay Posts: 7,650	It rules. The pigeon. Dancing on the ballet performers' penises. Underwater bar fight. Committing suicide by sticking his head in the oven. Nearly as funny as Red Planet.

12-29-2003, 03:02 AM	#16
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	Ha, yes. I remember all those parts... And telling his story about how he was lost in a mall when he was a kid and never saw his mom again. 'Shop at Macy's and love me... tonight'