movies that are unwatchable because they are edited for TV

Xteenmachine · 12-27-2003, 11:41 PM

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Originally posted by Future Boy
Diehard 2 because of the horrible dubbing over Bruc willis voice. It woulda sucked if they bleeped it out or cut it, but that stand in voice sounded nothing like him at all, which was worse.

Hey, so do you guys have "yippie kai yay muddy funster!" there too?

El Scorcho · 12-28-2003, 04:07 AM

Dazed and Confused is pretty bad. Usual Suspects is unwatchable for me on tv. I can't think of more but I know there are lots. Stupid tv.

sickbadthing · 12-28-2003, 07:24 AM

BASEketball (Did they cut out the kiss between Trey and Matt? I couldn't watch and turned the channel. That movie NEEDS swearing or it's not funny at all.)
The Big Lebowski (OBVIOUSLY)
The Blues Brothers
Happy Gilmore (I watched a little of this yesterday and they edited out the part where Bob Barker called Happy a bitch. That is just wrong.)
Basic Instinct and Showgirls or anything ever written by Joe Esterhaus and directed by that one douche bag guy.

12-28-2003, 07:26 AM

Mallrats

vanilla · 12-28-2003, 07:29 AM

strip tease?

i'm posting from my favorite coffee shop, dunn bros in albertville MN

noyen · 12-28-2003, 07:31 AM

only one i can think of is the blues brothers. i love that movie, and whenever i see the edited version it just sucks.

12-28-2003, 07:35 AM

Back to the Future
American Pie

sickbadthing · 12-28-2003, 07:38 AM

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Originally posted by vanilla

i'm posting from my favorite coffee shop, dunn bros in albertville MN

I'm posting from a bathhouse in Istanbul. There is a strange arab man massaging my balls with some ointment and his tongue as I am typing this.

distance · 12-28-2003, 07:47 AM

the usual suspects is pretty bad on tv.

though, hearing 'kevin spacey' dubbed to yell 'nuts' instead of 'fuck', is quite amusing.

Corganist · 12-28-2003, 07:53 AM

I saw 'Pulp Fiction' edited for TV one time. It was utterly hilarious.

"Which wallet is yours?"
"The one that says 'Bad Mother(sudden cut)"

noyen · 12-28-2003, 08:00 AM

corganist needs to be banned. he's trying to hack the board. thnx.

Rider · 12-28-2003, 08:52 AM

A new thing I've noticed on digital cable is they compress the image way to much on certain channels which makes some movies painfull to watch. I tried watching midnight run a few weeks ago and it was so over compressed it was un watchable. Big halos of color all over the place like when you over compress a jpg.

machinaddict · 12-28-2003, 08:53 AM

se7en

Isle · 12-28-2003, 08:54 AM

most pornos. oh wait we have channel 5.

Future Boy · 12-28-2003, 08:56 AM

Diehard 2 because of the horrible dubbing over Bruc willis voice. It woulda sucked if they bleeped it out or cut it, but that stand in voice sounded nothing like him at all, which was worse.

GreenEggsNSpam · 12-28-2003, 08:58 AM

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Originally posted by Lizard Queen
Back to the Future

I can tolerate this one.

scouse_dave · 12-28-2003, 09:06 AM

Robocop wins hand-down!

DeviousJ · 12-28-2003, 09:23 AM

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Originally posted by scouse_dave
Robocop wins hand-down!

I knew someone would say this

scouse_dave · 12-28-2003, 09:24 AM

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Originally posted by DeviousJ
I knew someone would say this

oh, c'mon tho...

"WHY ME? WHY ME? WHY ME?"

"once i even called him.....air-head"

12-28-2003, 07:24 AM	#3
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	movies that are unwatchable because they are edited for TV BASEketball (Did they cut out the kiss between Trey and Matt? I couldn't watch and turned the channel. That movie NEEDS swearing or it's not funny at all.) The Big Lebowski (OBVIOUSLY) The Blues Brothers Happy Gilmore (I watched a little of this yesterday and they edited out the part where Bob Barker called Happy a bitch. That is just wrong.) Basic Instinct and Showgirls or anything ever written by Joe Esterhaus and directed by that one douche bag guy.

12-28-2003, 04:07 AM	#2
El Scorcho Demi-God Location: I'm not a businessman I'm a BUSINESS, MAN Posts: 408	Dazed and Confused is pretty bad. Usual Suspects is unwatchable for me on tv. I can't think of more but I know there are lots. Stupid tv.

12-28-2003, 07:29 AM	#5
vanilla Minion of Satan Posts: 9,812	strip tease? i'm posting from my favorite coffee shop, dunn bros in albertville MN

12-28-2003, 07:31 AM	#6
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	only one i can think of is the blues brothers. i love that movie, and whenever i see the edited version it just sucks.

12-28-2003, 07:35 AM	#7
Lizard Queen Posts: n/a	Back to the Future American Pie

12-28-2003, 07:47 AM	#9
distance Apocalyptic Poster Location: all up in your virginia Posts: 2,215	the usual suspects is pretty bad on tv. though, hearing 'kevin spacey' dubbed to yell 'nuts' instead of 'fuck', is quite amusing.

12-28-2003, 07:53 AM	#10
Corganist Minion of Satan Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,240	I saw 'Pulp Fiction' edited for TV one time. It was utterly hilarious. "Which wallet is yours?" "The one that says 'Bad Mother(sudden cut)"

12-28-2003, 08:00 AM	#11
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	corganist needs to be banned. he's trying to hack the board. thnx.

12-28-2003, 08:52 AM	#12
Rider Minion of Satan Location: I was born a snake handler, and I'll die a snake handler Posts: 9,505	A new thing I've noticed on digital cable is they compress the image way to much on certain channels which makes some movies painfull to watch. I tried watching midnight run a few weeks ago and it was so over compressed it was un watchable. Big halos of color all over the place like when you over compress a jpg.

12-28-2003, 08:53 AM	#13
machinaddict Apocalyptic Poster Location: Wolfville, NS Posts: 4,617	se7en

12-28-2003, 08:54 AM	#14
Isle Braindead Location: Unison Posts: 19,375	most pornos. oh wait we have channel 5.

12-28-2003, 08:56 AM	#15
Future Boy The Man of Tomorrow Posts: 26,972	Diehard 2 because of the horrible dubbing over Bruc willis voice. It woulda sucked if they bleeped it out or cut it, but that stand in voice sounded nothing like him at all, which was worse.

12-28-2003, 09:06 AM	#17
scouse_dave Minion of Satan Location: Manchester Posts: 5,089	Robocop wins hand-down!