Jon Stewart tonight = teh funney is here

11-06-2002, 05:59 AM

On the John Cornyn/Ron Kirk senate race in Texas: "I don't want to call it right now, because I don't want to give you people the satisfaction."

beef curtains · 11-06-2002, 01:13 PM

I'm liking him more and more....i think he's the comedian with the most similar sense of humor to me.

Also, i can't help but think that steven colbert looks like bob saget

Samsa · 11-06-2002, 04:07 PM

i didn't get to watch it last night cuz i was busy with like procrastinating on my homework

but the night before was frookin hilarious. not him so much as the stacy grenrock-woods thing or whatever. the montana race she interviewed that blue libertarian and some green party candidate. and she was all 'so how did you get to be the candidate?' and he (he's really old with these long eyebrows) was all 'i paid the 15,000 finder's fee' in that old man voice

and then they interviewed some rep from the montana green party and he was all 'we do not endorse that man' and she was all 'so why didn't you run your own candidate?' and he said ''cause we didn't have 15,000 dollars'

ahhh ha ha. and then the candidate was saying something about people named shirley that i missed 'cause i was laughing so hard.

then later on he was squawking "i don't tolerate prejudice. not from black people, not from white people, not from the rich, or the poor. and especially not from people named shirley" ahhh ha ha. heh.

and the blue guy. ha ha. she asked him if he thought montana was ready to accept a senator of colour. ahhh ha ha. and then he siad something about how he's not for gun controle xcept he said it in a really funny way. ahhh ha ha.

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11-06-2002, 01:13 PM	#2
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	I'm liking him more and more....i think he's the comedian with the most similar sense of humor to me. Also, i can't help but think that steven colbert looks like bob saget

11-06-2002, 04:07 PM	#3
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	i didn't get to watch it last night cuz i was busy with like procrastinating on my homework but the night before was frookin hilarious. not him so much as the stacy grenrock-woods thing or whatever. the montana race she interviewed that blue libertarian and some green party candidate. and she was all 'so how did you get to be the candidate?' and he (he's really old with these long eyebrows) was all 'i paid the 15,000 finder's fee' in that old man voice and then they interviewed some rep from the montana green party and he was all 'we do not endorse that man' and she was all 'so why didn't you run your own candidate?' and he said ''cause we didn't have 15,000 dollars' ahhh ha ha. and then the candidate was saying something about people named shirley that i missed 'cause i was laughing so hard. then later on he was squawking "i don't tolerate prejudice. not from black people, not from white people, not from the rich, or the poor. and especially not from people named shirley" ahhh ha ha. heh. and the blue guy. ha ha. she asked him if he thought montana was ready to accept a senator of colour. ahhh ha ha. and then he siad something about how he's not for gun controle xcept he said it in a really funny way. ahhh ha ha.