Oh, pale moon, you blot out the darkness i am akin to W/CORPSE ABORTION CONTROVERSY

noyen · 12-25-2003, 01:32 PM

dear fellow pawns;

for the last decade, i have lived a lie that i can no longer go on with. i have started each of the last 3,762 days by convincing myself that mcdonald's would bring back the double zestaburger--if only for a limited time and at only select locations. it was the only way i could get myself out of bed and through the day. alas, i can no longer lie to myself about my future. i now accept that it is bleak. i do not control my destiny, nor my happiness.

like all of you, i am just a pawn in mcdonald's global marketing plan. the same company that has returned the mcrib 193 limited times in the last 10 years has never given my well-being a second thought.

well, mcdonalds--you win. you have killed the will, spirit, and soul of noyen. now my body will follow. thankfully, i will be going to a better place. a place where my existence won't rely on decieving myself. a place where my happiness won't be controlled by a multi-national conglomeration of grill cooks in cheap suits. while my body will be buried in the same ground where ray kroc's is surely spinning; my soul will be with his in heaven. not here in purgatory controlled by the whims of mba's from hamburger u. together ray and i will forever feast on that delicious ambrosia, the double zesta burger.

sincerely,

noyen

p.s. i cemented/superglued all my orifices shut, so you coroner pricks can't steal my fillings or sex up my corpse.

p.p.s. on a controversial note, in the event that a coroner or medical person ends up impregnating a corpse, do you think that abortion should be legal? i mean, the mother/father of the (anal)baby obviously can't take care of it, and one more baby on the blackmarket or in the halfway houeses is just alot of taxpayer money.

p.p.p.s. i know i won't be around to read the results of this thread, and i hope it reaches 7 pages and that BlueStar, jczeroman, sawdust restaraunts, DeviousJ, wangcomputers, Mr. Rhinocerous, Nimrods Son, tweedyburd, and other political heroes make an apperance here thus proving that this was infact my greatest of controversial and suicidal topics.

crescentfresh · 12-25-2003, 01:35 PM

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Originally posted by noyen

p.p.p.s.

hahahaha

you need to post more often.

Julian, Porn CONNOISSEUR · 12-25-2003, 02:05 PM

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Ihaman · 12-25-2003, 02:45 PM

Noyen, Wait!!!!

I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jczeroman · 12-25-2003, 04:03 PM

wait, what?

noyen · 12-25-2003, 04:39 PM

i just wanted some validation before i fucking died. GLAD TO SEE THAT NEVER HAPPENED.

beef curtains · 12-25-2003, 04:53 PM

nairb, unglue your orifi for me??

mewl · 12-25-2003, 04:57 PM

noyen makes the gears in my brain clink again.

noyen · 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by So very sad about me
nairb, unglue your orifi for me??

do you have a scalpel? just cut through that shit. i won't mind. i like the pain. it gets me off. the physical pain just makes all the mental pain melt away. it also reflects the pain i experienced when i was molested, and it allows me to own that pain and get a boner off of it, thus empowering me and making me a better person. that's why i pierced my cock and my ears in the first place. dr. phil's books kick ass.

i'll make your clitoris jiggle while you make my balls dance. i'm getting erect. can we do this in front of everyone or we can move this to pm where i can switch to being a sensitive nice guy instead of trying to pretend in front of everyone that i'm a big tough masculine love muscle. your brown round is a flower, and i want to watch it blossom and open into a brown sandpit of love the size of my fist.

noyen · 12-26-2003, 10:54 AM

THANKS POLITICAL ELITE OF NETPHORIA. MY CHRISTMAS IS RUINED. I HOPE I WAKE UP DEAD.

noyen · 12-26-2003, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jczeroman
wait, what?

oh, i guess there are obscure references to this thread in this thead: http://forums.netphoria.org/showthre...threadid=43637

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME. i am so alone.

vanilla · 12-26-2003, 11:18 AM

highly entertaining

Travis Meekz · 12-26-2003, 11:48 AM

Hmm, that's strange, I just ate a double zesta burger

if only I knew....

12-25-2003, 01:32 PM	#1
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	Oh, pale moon, you blot out the darkness i am akin to W/CORPSE ABORTION CONTROVERSY dear fellow pawns; for the last decade, i have lived a lie that i can no longer go on with. i have started each of the last 3,762 days by convincing myself that mcdonald's would bring back the double zestaburger--if only for a limited time and at only select locations. it was the only way i could get myself out of bed and through the day. alas, i can no longer lie to myself about my future. i now accept that it is bleak. i do not control my destiny, nor my happiness. like all of you, i am just a pawn in mcdonald's global marketing plan. the same company that has returned the mcrib 193 limited times in the last 10 years has never given my well-being a second thought. well, mcdonalds--you win. you have killed the will, spirit, and soul of noyen. now my body will follow. thankfully, i will be going to a better place. a place where my existence won't rely on decieving myself. a place where my happiness won't be controlled by a multi-national conglomeration of grill cooks in cheap suits. while my body will be buried in the same ground where ray kroc's is surely spinning; my soul will be with his in heaven. not here in purgatory controlled by the whims of mba's from hamburger u. together ray and i will forever feast on that delicious ambrosia, the double zesta burger. sincerely, noyen p.s. i cemented/superglued all my orifices shut, so you coroner pricks can't steal my fillings or sex up my corpse. p.p.s. on a controversial note, in the event that a coroner or medical person ends up impregnating a corpse, do you think that abortion should be legal? i mean, the mother/father of the (anal)baby obviously can't take care of it, and one more baby on the blackmarket or in the halfway houeses is just alot of taxpayer money. p.p.p.s. i know i won't be around to read the results of this thread, and i hope it reaches 7 pages and that BlueStar, jczeroman, sawdust restaraunts, DeviousJ, wangcomputers, Mr. Rhinocerous, Nimrods Son, tweedyburd, and other political heroes make an apperance here thus proving that this was infact my greatest of controversial and suicidal topics.

12-25-2003, 02:05 PM	#3
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12-25-2003, 02:45 PM	#4
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	Noyen, Wait!!!! I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12-25-2003, 04:03 PM	#5
jczeroman Socialphobic Location: In my house. Posts: 14,465	wait, what?

12-25-2003, 04:39 PM	#6
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	i just wanted some validation before i fucking died. GLAD TO SEE THAT NEVER HAPPENED.

12-25-2003, 04:53 PM	#7
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	nairb, unglue your orifi for me??

12-25-2003, 04:57 PM	#8
mewl Socialphobic Posts: 14,498	noyen makes the gears in my brain clink again.

12-26-2003, 10:54 AM	#10
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	THANKS POLITICAL ELITE OF NETPHORIA. MY CHRISTMAS IS RUINED. I HOPE I WAKE UP DEAD.

12-26-2003, 11:18 AM	#12
vanilla Minion of Satan Posts: 9,812	highly entertaining

12-26-2003, 11:48 AM	#13
Travis Meekz Minion of Satan Location: . Posts: 6,301	Hmm, that's strange, I just ate a double zesta burger if only I knew....