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View Poll Results: how do you use your toilet paper?
folded neatly 16 44.44%
wrapped around the hand 4 11.11%
crumpled up 15 41.67%
i use a sock 1 2.78%
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Old 12-19-2003, 03:55 AM   #1
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i fold.

 
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Old 12-19-2003, 03:58 AM   #2
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I fold over the toilet paper into a square, then I poke a hole through the middle of it.

Then I put my finger through that hole, and up into my ass. I wiped the shit off with my 1 finger.

Then when I'm done, I pull the excess toilet paper up, and around my shitty finger, whiping it clean.

Then I leave the bathroom.

 
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Old 12-19-2003, 03:59 AM   #3
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interesting.

 
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Old 12-19-2003, 04:01 AM   #4
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i fold.
i don't poop

 
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Old 12-19-2003, 04:02 AM   #5
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i don't poop
d0esn't that hurt?

 
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Old 12-19-2003, 04:02 AM   #6
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I just grab a handful and have at it.
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Old 12-19-2003, 04:02 AM   #7
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I just grab a handful and have at it.
so that's one for crumple.

 
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Old 12-19-2003, 04:03 AM   #8
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i fold!
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Old 12-19-2003, 05:21 AM   #9
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so that's one for crumple.
make it 2

 
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Old 12-19-2003, 05:26 AM   #10
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This guy must have done something to piss somebody off.

http://www.hyperreal.org/~brandon/19...39;s%20Car.JPG

 
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Old 12-25-2003, 03:57 PM   #11
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Old 12-25-2003, 05:09 PM   #12
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i fold it neatly. that seems so anal. ha! get it? anal?! MUWAHAHAHANAL!!!!!!1


 
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Old 12-25-2003, 11:44 PM   #13
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make it 2
plus me

 
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Old 12-25-2003, 11:45 PM   #14
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i fold it neatly. that seems so anal. ha! get it? anal?! MUWAHAHAHANAL!!!!!!1

I don't get it.

 
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Old 12-26-2003, 05:04 AM   #15
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crumple!

 
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Old 12-26-2003, 05:13 AM   #16
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I use my tongue.

 
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Old 12-26-2003, 05:14 AM   #17
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I use my tongue.
limber. i like it.

 
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Old 12-26-2003, 06:28 AM   #18
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folder

 
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Old 12-26-2003, 06:33 AM   #19
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the crumplers are coming up quick. watch out, folders.

 
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Old 12-26-2003, 06:35 AM   #20
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sock

 
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