if you were straight i'd give you a blowjob

spa ced · 12-23-2003, 11:58 AM

My female friend of several years told me this the other night.

DAMN YOU HOMOSEXUALITY !!!

Lie · 12-23-2003, 11:59 AM

Just because you're gay doesn't mean you can't accept.

spa ced · 12-23-2003, 12:00 PM

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Originally posted by Lie
Just because you're gay doesn't mean you can't accept.

I can't...because it wouldn't rise to the occasion.

Lie · 12-23-2003, 12:01 PM

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Originally posted by spa ced
I can't...because it wouldn't rise to the occasion.

Jeez, you're such a pessimist. You could at least give it a try.

Lola The Slut · 12-23-2003, 12:04 PM

tell her to put a bag on her head, so you can imagine she's a guy.

spa ced · 12-23-2003, 12:05 PM

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Originally posted by Lie

Jeez, you're such a pessimist. You could at least give it a try.

How does the fact that I'm biologically and psychologically only attracted to men make me a pessimist?
One of my brothers still doesn't know I'm gay and took me a strip club about three years ago (and wanted to take me to one again like a week ago but I turned him down) and I got two lap dances from Genesis who proceeded to put her boobies in my mouth.
It didn't do a thing for me. =/
She smelled nice.

Lie · 12-23-2003, 12:09 PM

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Originally posted by spa ced
How does the fact that I'm biologically and psychologically only attracted to men make me a pessimist?

I'm biologically and psychologically only attracted to telephone poles, but that doesn't stop me from servicing my man on a regular basis. Try thinking of someone besides yourself for once.

Salem · 12-23-2003, 12:10 PM

I've gotten the same offer from my friend Robert. Damn you, hederosexuality!

...actually, nevermind. I like liking girls.

Lola The Slut · 12-23-2003, 12:10 PM

PEOPLE! GIVE HIM A FUCKING BREAK!!

he's gay! get over it.

2Marlon2Brando · 12-23-2003, 12:12 PM

I will totally blow you if I ever meet you, regardless of your sexual orientation.

spa ced · 12-23-2003, 12:13 PM

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Originally posted by Salem
I've gotten the same offer from my friend Robert. Damn you, hederosexuality!

...actually, nevermind. I like liking girls.

I hate to ditto the sentiments already stated by Ihaman because then I feel as if it cheapens my own intentions but I think Robert is smart for at least offering his services to you !

spa ced · 12-23-2003, 12:17 PM

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Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando
I will totally blow you if I ever meet you, regardless of your sexual orientation.

I don't know whether to blush or say something witty!
Since I hardly ever say anything witty, I'll go with the former.

Future Boy · 12-23-2003, 01:30 PM

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Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando
I will totally blow you if I ever meet you, regardless of your sexual orientation.

For fifty bucks?

2Marlon2Brando · 12-23-2003, 01:31 PM

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Originally posted by Future Boy

For fifty bucks?

ZING!

spa ced · 12-23-2003, 01:37 PM

this was my friend yvonne that told me this, she rawks

Lie · 12-23-2003, 01:42 PM

I CAN'T EVEN WALK STRAIGHT

Mason R Butler · 12-23-2003, 03:16 PM

You may think it won't work, but it's hard to resist anyone's tongue on your penis. Ask her to get a manly haircut and make sure the lights are dim.

12-23-2003, 03:18 PM

Yeah sp aced quit being pessimistic. I like to think it wouldn't get up if a guy started sucking my dick but I'm pretty sure it would. A random blow job's a random blow job.

Just let her at least try.

2Marlon2Brando · 12-23-2003, 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by The Ace of Aces
Yeah sp aced quit being pessimistic. I like to think it wouldn't get up if a guy started sucking my dick but I'm pretty sure it would. A random blow job's a random blow job.

Just let her at least try.

Why are gay people so close-mided when it comes to trying new things?

Bunch of hypocrites.

Fattening Ass · 12-23-2003, 03:21 PM

i think arousal can come from any person or thing. i know my pants sometimes make me horny

spa ced · 12-23-2003, 04:02 PM

You're all a bunch of silly geese!

http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p...dSTSOP0023.jpg

Ugly · 12-23-2003, 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by The Ace of Aces
A random blow job's a random blow job.

Just let her at least try.

read this over and over and over and over until you understand it.

Jaggie · 12-23-2003, 04:22 PM

Is it common for gays to resent being gay? I see that quite often.

spa ced · 12-23-2003, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by Jaggie
Is it common for gays to resent being gay? I see that quite often.

I can't speak for all homosexuals but for me I'll have moments or maybe a day of resentment at a time every couple of months.
I think the resentment doesn't have to do with being homosexual but with having to deal with all the baggage homosexuality has attached to it.
For some homosexuals dealing with unsupportive parents and family can be a depressing nightmare. Dealing with society is a little different. In that case one determines how much he or she wants to let society affect him or her.

Most days I don't have a problem with it.
Some days I just focus on how much easier my life would be if I were straight. Spending time thinking about things that can't be changed is pretty futile. I've come to realize that.

12-23-2003, 11:58 AM	#1
spa ced Braindead Location: Machu Picchu Posts: 15,291	if you were straight i'd give you a blowjob My female friend of several years told me this the other night. DAMN YOU HOMOSEXUALITY !!!

12-23-2003, 11:59 AM	#2
Lie Socialphobic Location: Goin' out West where they'll appreciate me Posts: 10,001	Just because you're gay doesn't mean you can't accept.

12-23-2003, 12:04 PM	#5
Lola The Slut Demi-God Posts: 272	tell her to put a bag on her head, so you can imagine she's a guy.

12-23-2003, 12:10 PM	#8
Salem Ownz Location: T.dot Posts: 864	I've gotten the same offer from my friend Robert. Damn you, hederosexuality! ...actually, nevermind. I like liking girls.

12-23-2003, 12:12 PM	#10
2Marlon2Brando Socialphobic Location: sometimes the same is different but mostly it's the same Posts: 14,519	I will totally blow you if I ever meet you, regardless of your sexual orientation.

12-23-2003, 01:37 PM	#15
spa ced Braindead Location: Machu Picchu Posts: 15,291	this was my friend yvonne that told me this, she rawks

12-23-2003, 01:42 PM	#16
Lie Socialphobic Location: Goin' out West where they'll appreciate me Posts: 10,001	I CAN'T EVEN WALK STRAIGHT

12-23-2003, 03:16 PM	#17
Mason R Butler walks among us Location: MNUSA Posts: 7,768	You may think it won't work, but it's hard to resist anyone's tongue on your penis. Ask her to get a manly haircut and make sure the lights are dim.

12-23-2003, 03:18 PM	#18
Boner Posts: n/a	Yeah sp aced quit being pessimistic. I like to think it wouldn't get up if a guy started sucking my dick but I'm pretty sure it would. A random blow job's a random blow job. Just let her at least try.

12-23-2003, 03:21 PM	#20
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	i think arousal can come from any person or thing. i know my pants sometimes make me horny

12-23-2003, 04:02 PM	#21
spa ced Braindead Location: Machu Picchu Posts: 15,291	You're all a bunch of silly geese! http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p...dSTSOP0023.jpg

12-23-2003, 04:22 PM	#23
Jaggie Ownz Posts: 914	Is it common for gays to resent being gay? I see that quite often.