I got some really good Spaniard last night

ravenguy2000 · 12-10-2003, 01:24 PM

We were in bed last night and it was getting hot and heavy and all of the sudden he looks up at me and says

Him: Hey, you want some Spaniard?

Me: Oh man, we haven't done that in years. You really want to?

Him: Fuck yeah, I wanna go for it.

Me: Don't let me stop you. Damn.

So he starts giving me some Spaniard and I'm all like

Me: Ughhhhhh, ahhhhhhhh, oh hell yeah, gimme that Spaniard.

Him: You like that?

Me: Oh fuck, you know I do baby.

Him: You like that Spaniard?

Me: Yeah.

Him: Yeah?

Me: Yeah!

Him: YEAH?!?

Me: YEAH!! GIMME THAT FUCKING SPANIARD!!! AH FUCK!!

12-10-2003, 01:25 PM

I just vomited all over my desk.

Fletcher · 12-10-2003, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ravenguy2000
...

you are male, aren't you?

Esty · 12-10-2003, 01:29 PM

I have no clue what you're talking about and I don't think I want to find out.

DeviousJ · 12-10-2003, 01:33 PM

Spaniel?

Nimrod's Son · 12-10-2003, 01:36 PM

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I don't know what this thread is about, and I don't want to know. I'm out.

pastor · 12-10-2003, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Esty
I have no clue what you're talking about and I don't think I want to find out.

"Spaniard" is gay slang for any sex act involving the insertion of a life-size ceramic replica of Francisco Franco into your lover's rectum.

It may sound extreme to you, but keep in mind that Franco was only about 6 inches tall.

Esty · 12-10-2003, 01:54 PM

Ok, it's not that bad then. :erm

ravenguy2000 · 12-10-2003, 01:56 PM

Silly Pastor, that's such a 1978 way to get Spaniard.

Obviously, you don't know about the NEW way.

BeautifulLoser · 12-10-2003, 01:59 PM

I'm curious. What the fuck is Spaniard?

spa ced · 12-10-2003, 02:14 PM

I don't know what it is either but I'm going to give this thread five stars anyways.

meow · 12-10-2003, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ravenguy2000

Obviously, you don't know about the NEW way.

mmmkay then EXPLAIN!!!!!!

meow · 12-10-2003, 02:27 PM

It is a scientific fact that girls like guys with round muscular butts... says:
what is a Spaniard?
hey, the Really Bad MSN-Name Store called... says:
sounds like a piercing?
It is a scientific fact that girls like guys with round muscular butts... says:
no its an act of intamacy between two gay men. but what kind?!
hey, the Really Bad MSN-Name Store called... says:
fuck. i don't know. but i bet it involves their taints!

Fattening Ass · 12-10-2003, 02:49 PM

Fattening Ass · 12-10-2003, 03:25 PM

so, if you stuck a statue of a person from liverpool in your ass you'd get good 'scouse'?

12-10-2003, 01:24 PM	#1
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,008	I got some really good Spaniard last night We were in bed last night and it was getting hot and heavy and all of the sudden he looks up at me and says Him: Hey, you want some Spaniard? Me: Oh man, we haven't done that in years. You really want to? Him: Fuck yeah, I wanna go for it. Me: Don't let me stop you. Damn. So he starts giving me some Spaniard and I'm all like Me: Ughhhhhh, ahhhhhhhh, oh hell yeah, gimme that Spaniard. Him: You like that? Me: Oh fuck, you know I do baby. Him: You like that Spaniard? Me: Yeah. Him: Yeah? Me: Yeah! Him: YEAH?!? Me: YEAH!! GIMME THAT FUCKING SPANIARD!!! AH FUCK!!

12-10-2003, 01:36 PM	#6
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	http://images.southparkstudios.com/i...acters/63a.gif I don't know what this thread is about, and I don't want to know. I'm out. __________________ - Nimrod's Son: Problem Solver!

12-10-2003, 01:59 PM	#10
BeautifulLoser Socialphobic Location: Middle of somewhere Posts: 13,755	I'm curious. What the fuck is Spaniard? __________________ __________________________________________________ Sean Casey is a stupid wigger!

12-10-2003, 02:14 PM	#11
spa ced Braindead Location: Machu Picchu Posts: 15,291	I don't know what it is either but I'm going to give this thread five stars anyways. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. No contaban con mi astucia!

12-10-2003, 02:49 PM	#14
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	:erm __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

12-10-2003, 01:25 PM	#2
Boner Posts: n/a	I just vomited all over my desk.

12-10-2003, 01:29 PM	#4
Esty Netphorian of the Decade Location: Waiting in line for his geranium kiss Posts: 15,478	I have no clue what you're talking about and I don't think I want to find out.

12-10-2003, 01:33 PM	#5
DeviousJ CORNFROST Location: GUREITO DESU YO Posts: 24,891	Spaniel?

12-10-2003, 01:54 PM	#8
Esty Netphorian of the Decade Location: Waiting in line for his geranium kiss Posts: 15,478	Ok, it's not that bad then. :erm

12-10-2003, 01:56 PM	#9
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,008	Silly Pastor, that's such a 1978 way to get Spaniard. Obviously, you don't know about the NEW way.

12-10-2003, 02:27 PM	#13
meow Netflix Me Location: Human Skull! Posts: 27,712	It is a scientific fact that girls like guys with round muscular butts... says: what is a Spaniard? hey, the Really Bad MSN-Name Store called... says: sounds like a piercing? It is a scientific fact that girls like guys with round muscular butts... says: no its an act of intamacy between two gay men. but what kind?! hey, the Really Bad MSN-Name Store called... says: fuck. i don't know. but i bet it involves their taints!

12-10-2003, 03:25 PM	#15
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	so, if you stuck a statue of a person from liverpool in your ass you'd get good 'scouse'?