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Old 12-05-2003, 03:25 AM   #31
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hahah.. Didn't have a ruler.. :P

you know this is one of the biggest days of your life?

 
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Old 12-05-2003, 03:26 AM   #32
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That is what you get for wanting to look at porn.
hey come on i've already seen the 3 min clip and im not the least bit horny! i was just clickin

 
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Old 12-05-2003, 03:28 AM   #33
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hahah.. Didn't have a ruler.. :P

you know this is one of the biggest days of your life?
Yeah, I know. This night will definitely go down in history, if not for the whole virginity losing thing, for the whole denise/todd drama. (see my other thread)

 
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Old 12-05-2003, 03:35 AM   #34
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Yeah, I know. This night will definitely go down in history, if not for the whole virginity losing thing, for the whole denise/todd drama. (see my other thread)
step up to a real man

 
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Old 12-05-2003, 04:01 AM   #35
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Lawd, no he's not a virgin. He is 27, so needless to say, he's had a bit more experience than I have.

I didn't have a ruler handy to measure his pecky. Sorry. He did use a condom, though.

Aaand, we both had cigarettes afterward, which sealed the perfectness. (He usually doesn't let me smoke in his bedroom).
Man, I hope I can still have sex with beautiful 19 year olds when I reach 27.

Who am I kidding, I wish I could do that now.

 
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Old 12-05-2003, 04:04 AM   #36
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Who am I kidding, I wish I could do that now.
You can! I'm all about this sex thing now.

Who wants a go?

 
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Old 12-05-2003, 04:05 AM   #37
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You can! I'm all about this sex thing now.
Who wants a go?
It's all fun and games until someone's feelings get hurt.

 
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Old 12-05-2003, 04:27 AM   #38
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It's all fun and games until someone's feelings get hurt.
Or til you try to put it in her butt when she's drunk. :erm

 
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Old 12-05-2003, 04:28 AM   #39
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You can! I'm all about this sex thing now.

Who wants a go?
Uh oh. Once you pop, you can't stop. I'm sorry, I've always resisted saying that.

 
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Old 12-05-2003, 04:37 AM   #40
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Uh oh. Once you pop, you can't stop. I'm sorry, I've always resisted saying that.
haha nice
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Old 12-05-2003, 05:51 AM   #41
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Yeah, it hurt pretty bad. Nothing I couldn't handle, but it definitely wasn't too pleasant at first. It started to feel pretty good after a few minutes though. I actually didn't think it would hurt, since I'm 19 and have used tampons for years and whatnot. But no, it hurt. No blood, though.
Thank god his cock is larger than a tampon!!
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Old 12-05-2003, 05:55 AM   #42
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I think I lost it.
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Old 12-05-2003, 01:14 PM   #43
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BUTZ DIDZ YOUZ GETZ HEADZ?!?!?!??!?

 
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Old 12-05-2003, 01:20 PM   #44
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I lost my virginity almost three months ago.
And it didn't hurt at all.

 
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Old 12-05-2003, 03:25 PM   #45
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Man, I hope I can still have sex with beautiful 19 year olds when I reach 27.

Who am I kidding, I wish I could do that now.
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Old 12-05-2003, 03:27 PM   #46
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I wish Deylene would make a thread called "has anyone seen my virginity."

 
Old 12-05-2003, 03:49 PM   #47
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Old 12-05-2003, 05:53 PM   #48
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Aww, congrats, I suppose. I'm glad it was good. It's a day you'll remember for the rest of your life.

And be careful next time because it still may hurt. For about the first 7 times I had sex, it hurt almost as bad as the first time.

 
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Old 12-05-2003, 09:59 PM   #49
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dude your boyfriend is 27? what a perv.

 
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Old 12-05-2003, 10:02 PM   #50
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I wish Deylene would make a thread called "has anyone seen my virginity."
buy an everton shirt...that's my advice, lad...

 
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Old 12-06-2003, 10:08 PM   #51
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dude your boyfriend is 27? what a perv.
I hate to repeat myself, but..

ISN'T CHRIS LIKE 65?!

And it's okay, because when I'm 37, he'll be 98.

 
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Old 12-06-2003, 10:12 PM   #52
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I hate to repeat myself, but..

ISN'T CHRIS LIKE 65?!

And it's okay, because when I'm 37, he'll be 98.
8 years is pretty uncool. Especially for barely 19.
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Old 12-06-2003, 10:23 PM   #53
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maybe you're an exception because you seem pretty mature. however, i think age differences don't really mean as much once you get out of college. there's a big difference in lifestyles between a 19 year old and a 27 year old. you figure alot out in those few years. yeah there is a 8 year difference between chris and i. we started dating when i was 22 and he just turned 30. it helps that i'm more mature than he is.

 
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Old 12-06-2003, 10:26 PM   #54
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is this it?
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Old 12-06-2003, 10:29 PM   #55
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is this it?
http://www.costumes.org/shows/grandtarot/goldpumps.jpg
No, that's mine. You can keep it though.

 
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Old 12-08-2003, 04:42 AM   #56
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maybe you're an exception because you seem pretty mature. however, i think age differences don't really mean as much once you get out of college. there's a big difference in lifestyles between a 19 year old and a 27 year old. you figure alot out in those few years. yeah there is a 8 year difference between chris and i. we started dating when i was 22 and he just turned 30. it helps that i'm more mature than he is.
Maybe I'll just be contradicting myself in saying this because it sounds so childish, but... I'm almost 20!

I understand what you mean with the "lifestyles" thing, though. But, we both go to the same college (even though I'm working on my first degree and he's working on his second), we both have jobs, except I live with my parents and he doesn't. Obviously, he is a lot more experienced and has done a lot more living than I have. But now he is in his "I need to grow up, I'm going to be an art teacher" thing. Which is really admirable. He's done his fair share of partying and his fair share of drugs, sure, but he's done with that now.. That's one thing I love about him being older, he can show and teach me so much that I would have no clue about otherwise. The things that I'm experiencing in my life and the things that are new to me, he's been there and back and he can help me.

 
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Old 12-08-2003, 04:51 AM   #57
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"I need to grow up, I'm going to be an art teacher" thing.
He thinks he can do both?

 
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Old 12-08-2003, 04:52 AM   #58
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He thinks he can do both?
He can pretend.

 
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Old 12-08-2003, 04:54 AM   #59
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He can pretend.
I can't wait til I can pretend to grow up so I can deflower young maidens.

 
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Old 12-08-2003, 05:02 AM   #60
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I can't wait til I can pretend to grow up so I can deflower young maidens.
Me too! (I can't wait for you, I mean.)

 
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