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Old 12-07-2003, 06:45 PM   #1
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Default i took a flexeril....

and i'm at work now. i'm sooo sleepy. note to self: don't take flexerils until you want to go to bed. i feel gooey.

 
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Old 12-07-2003, 06:51 PM   #2
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what is flexeril?

 
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Old 12-07-2003, 06:52 PM   #3
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what is flexeril?
a muscle relaxor. i got them for my back, cuz i hurt it.

 
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Old 12-07-2003, 06:52 PM   #4
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I just got off work. It was slow as fuck at the restaurant.

 
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Old 12-07-2003, 06:56 PM   #5
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tonight i'm going to take some valium. i think i might take 2!

 
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Old 12-07-2003, 06:58 PM   #6
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a muscle relaxor. i got them for my back, cuz i hurt it.
Yeah right. *coughanalsexcough*
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Old 12-07-2003, 07:02 PM   #7
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Yeah right. *coughanalsexcough*
seriously. i sit on my ass in the same position for 8 hours straight. your back would be hurting too! plus i was moving my bed and some how strained a muscle. eh.
p.s. anal sex is just nasty!

 
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Old 12-07-2003, 07:03 PM   #8
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seriously. i sit on my ass in the same position for 8 hours straight. your back would be hurting too! plus i was moving my bed and some how strained a muscle. eh.
p.s. anal sex is just nasty!
Well, that's my job too. Data entry at an insurance training place. and anal sex is fantastic. you just haven't had the right person stick it up your bum, yet.

 
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Old 12-07-2003, 07:05 PM   #9
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Well, that's my job too. Data entry at an insurance training place. and anal sex is fantastic. you just haven't had the right person stick it up your bum, yet.
i wonder whoever thought "oooh poop comes out her butt....i wonder what would happen if i put my dick in there..."

 
Old 12-07-2003, 07:06 PM   #10
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i wonder whoever thought "oooh poop comes out her butt....i wonder what would happen if i put my dick in there..."
I don't know, but that person needs a fucking statue made of solid gold put up in the hall of sexual fame.

 
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Old 12-07-2003, 07:07 PM   #11
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I don't know, but that person needs a fucking statue made of solid gold put up in the hall of sexual fame.
Does the reciever actually GET anything out of anal sex? cause nothing special happens when i shit.

 
Old 12-07-2003, 07:11 PM   #12
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Does the reciever actually GET anything out of anal sex? cause nothing special happens when i shit.
It depends on the person. I've been able to get women to cum by bonin' 'em up the butt.

 
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Old 12-07-2003, 07:12 PM   #13
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It depends on the person. I've been able to get women to cum by bonin' 'em up the butt.
i don't understand how that could be pleasurable. i would NEVER do that.

 
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Old 12-07-2003, 07:13 PM   #14
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Does the reciever actually GET anything out of anal sex? cause nothing special happens when i shit.
But do you shove the shit back in? Then out, then in?

(I don't get it either)

 
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Old 12-07-2003, 07:15 PM   #15
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i don't understand how that could be pleasurable. i would NEVER do that.
you can't truly understand it until you try it.

 
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Old 12-07-2003, 07:15 PM   #16
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I don't know, but that person needs a fucking statue made of solid gold put up in the hall of sexual fame.
Thank you sir, I needed a good laugh.

 
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Old 12-07-2003, 07:16 PM   #17
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you can't truly understand it until you try it.
well, i'm never trying it. so i'll never know. vaginal sex is just dandy for me. but whatever gets you off.

 
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Old 12-07-2003, 07:31 PM   #18
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well, i'm never trying it. so i'll never know. vaginal sex is just dandy for me. but whatever gets you off.
so will you understand if you've tried it and gotten nothing out of it? wouldn't it feel like you put a pilow over your clit and had sex? oral all the way!

 
Old 12-07-2003, 07:35 PM   #19
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oral all the way!

 
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Old 12-07-2003, 08:20 PM   #20
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tonight i'm going to take some valium. i think i might take 2!
good idea.

 
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Old 12-08-2003, 12:35 AM   #21
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Willing to sell/donate?

 
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Old 12-08-2003, 12:37 AM   #22
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UHHH I TOOK 4. I HOPE I'M NOT BECOMING addicred to this. abhhhh!

 
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