motherfuck my head hurts

Elvis The Fat Years · 12-07-2003, 06:14 PM

i was forced into a shopping cart last night and pushed to the bar.

FearFactory · 12-07-2003, 06:15 PM

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Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years
i was forced into a shopping cart last night and pushed to the bar.

now that's an alcoholic!

Toby · 12-07-2003, 06:15 PM

Affectation · 12-07-2003, 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years
i was forced into a shopping cart last night and pushed to the bar.

Sounds like your mom is getting more and more rough as the years pass.

Elvis The Fat Years · 12-07-2003, 06:17 PM

there was a chick with a skimpy pink tank top groovin on the dance floor but she had a butter face

Fattening Ass · 12-07-2003, 06:18 PM

maybe you should stop crossing the picket lines.

FearFactory · 12-07-2003, 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years
there was a chick with a skimpy pink tank top groovin on the dance floor but she had a butter face

in those cases, I've found it's best to throw a couple slices of bread and a slice of american cheese on her face and make yourself a cheese sandwich.

FearFactory · 12-07-2003, 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by Fattening Ass
maybe you should stop crossing the picket lines.

Elvis The Fat Years · 12-07-2003, 06:24 PM

i just sat at the table the whole night cause i spilled beer on my pants and it looked like a wet myself so i couldnt be like hey butter face girl with the skimpy pink tank top wanna dance with a drunk who pisses himself

Fattening Ass · 12-07-2003, 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years
i just sat at the table the whole night cause i spilled beer on my pants and it looked like a wet myself so i couldnt be like hey butter face girl with the skimpy pink tank top wanna dance with a drunk who pisses himself

heheheh:

http://fatteningass.homestead.com/files/boofhoo.gif

Elvis The Fat Years · 12-07-2003, 06:29 PM

so at 5am when the bar closed i was put back in the shopping cart and pushed home where i got into a friends car and went to another friends house but when we got there i realized i lost my phone so we went back to my house looked around and found it in the shopping cart

so it was happy ending (not the jap massage kind)

Elvis The Fat Years · 12-07-2003, 06:31 PM

my back and right arm hurt though i was laying in the cart and it tipped over onto its side and somehow i landed on top of it

12-07-2003, 06:14 PM	#1
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	motherfuck my head hurts i was forced into a shopping cart last night and pushed to the bar.

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12-07-2003, 06:17 PM	#5
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	there was a chick with a skimpy pink tank top groovin on the dance floor but she had a butter face

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Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	maybe you should stop crossing the picket lines.

12-07-2003, 06:24 PM	#9
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	i just sat at the table the whole night cause i spilled beer on my pants and it looked like a wet myself so i couldnt be like hey butter face girl with the skimpy pink tank top wanna dance with a drunk who pisses himself

12-07-2003, 06:29 PM	#11
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	so at 5am when the bar closed i was put back in the shopping cart and pushed home where i got into a friends car and went to another friends house but when we got there i realized i lost my phone so we went back to my house looked around and found it in the shopping cart so it was happy ending (not the jap massage kind)

12-07-2003, 06:31 PM	#12
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	my back and right arm hurt though i was laying in the cart and it tipped over onto its side and somehow i landed on top of it