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Old 12-06-2003, 10:45 PM   #1
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Default jessica alba is on her way to alcoholism

on her 22 minute mtv diary she has mentioned needing a drink 4 different times. you get to see her in a string bikini though so who cares if she's got a problem

 
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Old 12-06-2003, 10:48 PM   #2
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normally most 'attractive' celebrities don't do much for me...but her...mmmm, i like.

oh, she's an alcoholic you say?

 
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Old 12-06-2003, 10:52 PM   #3
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she'll be hitting alcohol after that honey movie puts the final nail in the coffin of her career.

to bad too, she's so fucking hot

 
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Old 12-06-2003, 10:54 PM   #4
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mhmm

http://www.maximonline.com/girls/jes...lba/gfd_l1.jpg

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Old 12-06-2003, 10:54 PM   #5
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i messed around with a girl who looked like a poor man's version of alba.

 
Old 12-06-2003, 11:42 PM   #6
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on her 22 minute mtv diary she has mentioned needing a drink 4 different times. you get to see her in a string bikini though so who cares if she's got a problem
What a dumb bitch. "OMG I'm playing golf and 9:30 in the morning and drinking a beer! Haw! It's 12:00 somewhere!"

 
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Old 12-06-2003, 11:56 PM   #7
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What a dumb bitch. "OMG I'm playing golf and 9:30 in the morning and drinking a beer! Haw! It's 12:00 somewhere!"
while i don't drink when playing golf at 9:30 it's not very uncommon to crack open a brew on the course no matter what time it is.

 
Old 12-07-2003, 01:25 AM   #8
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Honey = Glitter

 
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Old 12-07-2003, 01:30 AM   #9
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Honey = Glitter
i see honey as potentially worse. but whatever. i don't like alba or carey. poo.

 
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Old 12-07-2003, 03:45 AM   #10
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Too tanned and orangey. I hope that's just the photoshopping.

 
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Old 12-07-2003, 03:52 AM   #11
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jessica alba is on her way to alcoholism
sweet. i'll meet her half way.

 
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Old 12-07-2003, 03:55 AM   #12
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Old 12-07-2003, 03:57 AM   #13
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she should be ending up in playboy soon enough. that girl is incredibly hot, but she's a fucking cunt.

 
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Old 12-07-2003, 04:02 AM   #14
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Nah no need to be in Playboy, she's already famous. You only go in Playboy if you want to be famous or you're over the hill and looking for some attention.

 
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Old 12-07-2003, 04:05 AM   #15
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Nah no need to be in Playboy, she's already famous. You only go in Playboy if you want to be famous or you're over the hill and looking for some attention.
Or, after you make a horrible piece of shit movie.

 
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Old 12-07-2003, 04:09 AM   #16
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Nah no need to be in Playboy, she's already famous. You only go in Playboy if you want to be famous or you're over the hill and looking for some attention.
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