Oh...my...god (text, nsfw)

Mariner · 12-06-2003, 04:15 PM

"F*** her, Roger," Judy moaned. "F*** the toaster! F*** her hard, give her all you've got! Take her virgin c*** and f*** it as hard as you can!"

I'm speechless.

Props to Shparticus for inspiring me to google search "go f*** a toaster".

2Marlon2Brando · 12-06-2003, 04:17 PM

From the same site:

A few weeks later, my coffee maker began sucking on my fingers, gasping and sobbing for attention. I decided that -- thanks to Judy -- I could now take care of these little problems around the home by myself. I took the coffee maker to bed, gently stroking it, assuring it that everything was going to be just fine.

alisonmonster · 12-06-2003, 04:23 PM

"I'd never noticed the toaster having a vagina before.The orfice was surprisingly big for a four slicer"
HAHAHAHAHA

jenniferkate · 12-06-2003, 04:25 PM

"I have a food processor with an eight inch cock," Judy moaned, and every night when I get home from work, I let it fuck my brains out."

"I've never told anyone that before," she admitted. "My food processor... He's the best lover I've ever had; I hardly ever have sex with men anymore. What's the point? My food processor is the best goddamn lay I know."

:erm

melombar · 12-06-2003, 04:28 PM

Seriously. WTF?

Mariner · 12-06-2003, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by melombar
Seriously. WTF?

I think that should've been my subject title.

12-06-2003, 04:15 PM	#1
Mariner OB-GYN Kenobi Location: the sea Posts: 17,020	Oh...my...god (text, nsfw) "F* her, Roger," Judy moaned. "F* the toaster! F* her hard, give her all you've got! Take her virgin c* and f* it as hard as you can!" I'm speechless. Props to Shparticus for inspiring me to google search "go f* a toaster".

12-06-2003, 04:23 PM	#3
alisonmonster Minion of Satan Location: gasoline alley Posts: 9,019	"I'd never noticed the toaster having a vagina before.The orfice was surprisingly big for a four slicer" HAHAHAHAHA __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "Diamond" Jack Holgroth Game Theoretician Certified Vexillologist

12-06-2003, 04:25 PM	#4
jenniferkate bitch please. Location: wicked witch of the east coast Posts: 5,682	"I have a food processor with an eight inch cock," Judy moaned, and every night when I get home from work, I let it fuck my brains out." "I've never told anyone that before," she admitted. "My food processor... He's the best lover I've ever had; I hardly ever have sex with men anymore. What's the point? My food processor is the best goddamn lay I know." :erm __________________ do you think i would discuss something as stupid as baseball with jk? we only talk about boys and lipgloss. Elizabeth Hasselbeck is dumber than (1) a bag of hammers (2) a sack of wet, disoriented mice who have been concussed with hammers (3) a lobotomized Joey Lawrence.

12-06-2003, 04:17 PM	#2
2Marlon2Brando Socialphobic Location: sometimes the same is different but mostly it's the same Posts: 14,519	From the same site: A few weeks later, my coffee maker began sucking on my fingers, gasping and sobbing for attention. I decided that -- thanks to Judy -- I could now take care of these little problems around the home by myself. I took the coffee maker to bed, gently stroking it, assuring it that everything was going to be just fine.

12-06-2003, 04:28 PM	#5
melombar $Eleventy Billion Location: 21 Spooner St. Posts: 618	Seriously. WTF?