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12-05-2003, 12:17 AM
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Apocalyptic Poster
 
Location: Lemon curry?
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Aw hell, post your vaginal depth!
Well, bloody well find out, then!
Hint: Plastic ruler is preferable to wood in this case, gals. Tape measure? At your own risk. |
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12-05-2003, 12:18 AM
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Minion of Satan
 
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it can probably handle about 6-7 inches before hitting my cervix
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12-05-2003, 12:19 AM
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Socialphobic
 
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6.2 inches!!! and before ya ask about girth, no bother! i'm loose as a goose!
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12-05-2003, 12:22 AM
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Apocalyptic Poster
Location: Lemon curry?
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Which brings up a good point: Should we be talking pelvic bone to cervix? Labia minora to the tissues at the very back? Honestly, penes are just so much simpler...
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12-05-2003, 12:22 AM
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Immortal
 
Location: Sherwood Forest
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If her goose is loose, go for tha cabooose!
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12-05-2003, 12:24 AM
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Socialphobic
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exactly
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12-05-2003, 12:38 AM
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Apocalyptic Poster
Location: Australia
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12-05-2003, 12:38 AM
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Apocalyptic Poster
Location: Lemon curry?
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Let us have no more talk of poultry or locomotives. Avaunt, ye goose-sayers and bearers of tired, licentious railway metaphors!
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12-05-2003, 12:44 AM
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OB-GYN Kenobi
 Location: the sea
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...on second thought... ...naw, go for it. |
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12-05-2003, 01:08 AM
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Immortal
Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed
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HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA new MSN name! |
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12-06-2003, 12:01 AM
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Apocalyptic Poster
Location: Lemon curry?
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I would not, could not even date I would not take him out to dinner, I would not smile and call him WINNAR I would not do it, not for cash, nor if I smoked half ******'s stash I would not hook up with that poster, So go away and fuck a toaster |
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12-06-2003, 12:17 AM
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Ownz
 
Location: Bargle nawdle zouss?
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6 foot
7 foot 8 foot LUNCH |
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12-06-2003, 04:30 AM
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Apocalyptic Poster
Location: Lemon curry?
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I say, I don't believe you're taking this seriously. This is SCIENCE, my good man!
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12-06-2003, 02:04 PM
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OB-GYN Kenobi
Location: the sea
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12-06-2003, 02:17 PM
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Apocalyptic Poster
Location: Lemon curry?
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[/permenant emotional scarring]
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12-06-2003, 02:51 PM
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Netflix Me
Location: Human Skull!
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12-06-2003, 02:52 PM
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Braindead
Location: Machu Picchu
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7 miles of cooter city
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12-06-2003, 04:08 PM
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OB-GYN Kenobi
Location: the sea
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'"Please fuck me while I suck on this toaster's cunt," she said, then pushed her face back into the cyborg's pussy, lapping at it with passionate hunger. She wiggled her ass back and forth in the air, rubbing her thighs together.'  You know what? This deserves its own thread... |
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12-06-2003, 04:24 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: FUCKING HELL
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Hey, I can squeeze a watermelon up there!
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