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Old 12-05-2003, 07:18 PM   #1
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Lightbulb So who wants to hear about a funny past sexual expense I had

because i ain't telling

 
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Old 12-05-2003, 07:19 PM   #2
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Old 12-05-2003, 07:20 PM   #3
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Old 12-05-2003, 07:44 PM   #4
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WOW IM SURPRISED THIS ISN'T A POLL.

 
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Old 12-05-2003, 07:45 PM   #5
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Old 12-05-2003, 08:05 PM   #6
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expense or experience?

 
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Old 12-05-2003, 08:07 PM   #7
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well i just don't get it.

expense?

 
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Old 12-05-2003, 08:08 PM   #8
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I figured any sexual experience would be funny

the fact that you paid would make the experience believable

 
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Old 12-05-2003, 08:13 PM   #9
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OK. One time in high school I was part of a circle jerk with some friends and I let my best friend jerk me off.

 
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Old 12-05-2003, 08:13 PM   #10
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I figured any sexual experience would be funny

the fact that you paid would make the experience believable
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn!! and a zinger, at that!

 
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Old 12-05-2003, 09:17 PM   #11
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OK. One time in high school I was part of a circle jerk with some friends and I let my best friend jerk me off.
Even if Monte was trying to be funny, he couldn't come up with something like this.

SOMEONE HAS HACKED MONTELDS

 
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Old 12-05-2003, 09:19 PM   #12
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Old 12-05-2003, 09:26 PM   #13
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OK. One time in high school I was part of a circle jerk with some friends and I let my best friend jerk me off.
To orgasm?
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Old 12-05-2003, 09:27 PM   #14
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To orgasm?
Yeah. That is the point of a circle jerk, cumtwat.

 
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Old 12-06-2003, 12:01 AM   #15
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buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn!! and a zinger, at that!

 
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Old 12-06-2003, 12:07 AM   #16
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hehe. poor monte.

 
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Old 12-06-2003, 04:09 AM   #17
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Old 12-06-2003, 04:11 AM   #18
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iS this monteLSD? Am I blind?

 
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Old 12-06-2003, 02:22 PM   #19
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because i ain't telling


you are so damn pathetic

 
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Old 12-06-2003, 02:41 PM   #20
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OK. One time in high school I was part of a circle jerk with some friends and I let my best friend jerk me off.
how much did you have to pay?

 
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Old 12-06-2003, 03:31 PM   #21
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you are so damn pathetic
look who's calling the kettle black. It's not even him you dumb twat.

 
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