ding dong

Boycott Graceland · 12-03-2003, 09:47 PM

landshark.

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/sharks...s/sa2perf1.jpg

2Marlon2Brando · 12-03-2003, 09:48 PM

http://ultrawarp.com/chevy/snl/land%20shark.jpg

spa ced · 12-03-2003, 09:49 PM

I can't swim in large bodies of water for the rest of my life because of Jaws just like millions of other people.
Thanks Spielberg.

mxzombie · 12-03-2003, 09:51 PM

http://www.kondorink.com/images/landshark.jpg

2Marlon2Brando · 12-03-2003, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spa ced
I can't swim in large bodies of water for the rest of my life because of Jaws just like millions of other people.
Thanks Spielberg.

I didn't know it was millions of people. I would have guessed that maybe ten or so couldn't distinguish reality from fiction.

vanilla · 12-03-2003, 09:52 PM

http://ultrawarp.com/chevy/cards/landshark.jpg

spa ced · 12-03-2003, 09:54 PM

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Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando

I didn't know it was millions of people. I would have guessed that maybe ten or so couldn't distinguish reality from fiction.

Well the number has probably dropped significantly since the 70s.
However, even though I watched that movie in the late 80s it still scares the hell out of me.
I know the chances of me getting bit by a shark are like a million to one, yet I still can't subdue those fears.

2Marlon2Brando · 12-03-2003, 10:01 PM

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Originally posted by spa ced
I still can't subdue those fears.

http://drugsbite.com/pages/index.5.jpg
http://www.rodneyfox.com.au/images/wound1.jpg http://www.rodneyfox.com.au/images/wound3.jpg
http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/programm...prog6_grea.jpg http://www.bobtheserver.com/images/leg/graft2.jpg

BeautifulLoser · 12-03-2003, 10:01 PM

EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW DAMMIT

Boycott Graceland · 12-03-2003, 10:09 PM

oh snap.

machinaddict · 12-03-2003, 10:11 PM

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Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando

http://www.rodneyfox.com.au/images/wound1.jpg

oh jesus christ, that guy has to be in some severe pain.

mxzombie · 12-03-2003, 10:12 PM

ooh that last one is nice and nasty

Junebug · 12-03-2003, 10:23 PM

I think it would be neat to say you lived through a sharkbite. barring any amputations of course. Not that I'm asking for a shark to bite me though :erm.

2Marlon2Brando · 12-03-2003, 10:30 PM

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Originally posted by Junebug
img

That's not a shark, that's a dolphin.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/surfer.asp

Junebug · 12-03-2003, 10:33 PM

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Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando

That's not a shark, that's a dolphin.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/surfer.asp

dang it.

But it's a scary looking dolphin!!! right?

. plus i wanted to scare sp aced

.

2Marlon2Brando · 12-03-2003, 10:35 PM

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Originally posted by Junebug

dang it.

But it's a scary looking dolphin!!! right? . plus i wanted to scare sp aced .

Yeah, it's scary if you don't know that it's a dolphin. A+ for effort, though.

spa ced · 12-03-2003, 10:41 PM

That was scary.
Now I'll never go to the beach ever.

SuckSuckStyle · 12-04-2003, 01:01 AM

http://www.sharkattacks.com/more8.jpg

http://www.sharkattacks.com/images3/shark11.jpg

Toby · 12-04-2003, 01:06 AM

o
m
g

gurr8 · 12-04-2003, 01:09 AM

Yes, as a matter of fact sharks SHOULD be extinct. Screw GreenPeace.

machinaddict · 12-04-2003, 01:11 AM

http://axe.acadiau.ca/~057712y/shark.JPG
Space Ghost: Old Kentucky Shark, this is Willy Nelson!
Willy Nelson, Old Kentucky Shark
Willy Nelson: My pleasure

Esty · 12-04-2003, 01:12 AM

Ok, that is just fucked up. I'm not going swimming again.

spa ced · 12-04-2003, 01:13 AM

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Originally posted by machinaddict
http://axe.acadiau.ca/~057712y/shark.JPG
Space Ghost: Old Kentucky Shark, this is Willy Nelson!
Willy Nelson, Old Kentucky Shark
Willy Nelson: My pleasure

OMFG
That looks so hilarious.

gurr8 · 12-04-2003, 01:14 AM

Well, now we know why God invented these.

http://www.floridavacationvillage.com/photos/pool.jpg

machinaddict · 12-04-2003, 01:19 AM

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Originally posted by spa ced

OMFG
That looks so hilarious.

http://axe.acadiau.ca/~057712y/bearshark.jpg
Ah yes, my documentary. Bears and sharks always travel together. Just look at them, walking through the wooded forest, paw in fin. It's on account of their teeth that makes them "Nature's Best Friends".
I made this for public televison but they told me that it was stupid and grossly inaccurate.

spa ced · 12-04-2003, 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by machinaddict

http://axe.acadiau.ca/~057712y/bearshark.jpg
Ah yes, my documentary. Bears and sharks always travel together. Just look at them, walking through the wooded forest, paw in fin. It's on account of their teeth that makes them "Nature's Best Friends".
I made this for public televison but they told me that it was stupid and grossly inaccurate.

ROFLMAO
PAW IN FIN.

I feel like watching the Flipmode episode with Busta Rhymes right now. I have that on cdr.

Isle · 12-04-2003, 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by SuckSuckStyle
http://www.sharkattacks.com/more8.jpg

was he ok?

machinaddict · 12-04-2003, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spa ced

ROFLMAO
PAW IN FIN.

I feel like watching the Flipmode episode with Busta Rhymes right now. I have that on cdr.

knifin' around is my personal favorite, but ol kentucky and busta come close.
what a great fucking show.

Nimrod's Son · 12-04-2003, 02:44 PM

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12-03-2003, 09:49 PM	#3
spa ced Braindead Location: Machu Picchu Posts: 15,291	I can't swim in large bodies of water for the rest of my life because of Jaws just like millions of other people. Thanks Spielberg.

12-03-2003, 09:51 PM	#4
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12-03-2003, 09:52 PM	#6
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12-03-2003, 10:01 PM	#9
BeautifulLoser Socialphobic Location: Middle of somewhere Posts: 13,755	EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW DAMMIT

12-03-2003, 10:09 PM	#10
Boycott Graceland Socialphobic Location: leprechaun julius Posts: 10,324	oh snap.

12-03-2003, 10:12 PM	#12
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578	ooh that last one is nice and nasty

12-03-2003, 10:23 PM	#13
Junebug Minion of Satan Posts: 7,072	I think it would be neat to say you lived through a sharkbite. barring any amputations of course. Not that I'm asking for a shark to bite me though :erm.

12-03-2003, 10:41 PM	#17
spa ced Braindead Location: Machu Picchu Posts: 15,291	That was scary. Now I'll never go to the beach ever.

12-04-2003, 01:01 AM	#18
SuckSuckStyle Socialphobic Location: you look like you like to hang out. you look like you like to hang out and drink soda Posts: 12,677	http://www.sharkattacks.com/more8.jpg http://www.sharkattacks.com/images3/shark11.jpg

12-04-2003, 01:06 AM	#19
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	o m g

12-04-2003, 01:09 AM	#20
gurr8 Ownz Location: Kingston, ON. Posts: 940	Yes, as a matter of fact sharks SHOULD be extinct. Screw GreenPeace.

12-04-2003, 01:11 AM	#21
machinaddict Apocalyptic Poster Location: Wolfville, NS Posts: 4,617	http://axe.acadiau.ca/~057712y/shark.JPG Space Ghost: Old Kentucky Shark, this is Willy Nelson! Willy Nelson, Old Kentucky Shark Willy Nelson: My pleasure

12-04-2003, 01:12 AM	#22
Esty Netphorian of the Decade Location: Waiting in line for his geranium kiss Posts: 15,478	Ok, that is just fucked up. I'm not going swimming again.

12-04-2003, 01:14 AM	#24
gurr8 Ownz Location: Kingston, ON. Posts: 940	Well, now we know why God invented these. http://www.floridavacationvillage.com/photos/pool.jpg