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Old 12-04-2003, 02:32 AM   #1
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Default This guy shit himself in front of me at work today

He was asking about gum, and then this pained expression crossed his face and I smelled something like an open sewer. At the time I wondered what the hell was going on, but he just grabbed some gum and paid for it and basically ran out the door.

I was lauging for five minutes straight.

 
Old 12-04-2003, 02:34 AM   #2
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yeah, cuz i always have a craving for gum when i take a shit.

 
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Old 12-04-2003, 02:35 AM   #3
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in related news, i saw jackass the movie last night for the first time.

 
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Old 12-04-2003, 02:36 AM   #4
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oh my god that is embarrassing!!! oh my god poop guy!
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Old 12-04-2003, 02:37 AM   #5
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jackass the movie

 
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Old 12-04-2003, 02:39 AM   #6
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maybe he was going to use the gum to glog his ass.

 
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Old 12-04-2003, 02:40 AM   #7
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maybe he was going to use the gum to glog his ass.
lol

 
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Old 12-04-2003, 04:10 AM   #8
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Maybe he just farted.

 
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Old 12-04-2003, 04:34 AM   #9
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Maybe he just farted.
It was much much worse than that.

 
 



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