Man, This Kid is Gonna Suck

2Marlon2Brando · 12-03-2003, 07:11 PM

BEVERLY HILLS, California (AP) -- Gwyneth Paltrow and boyfriend Chris Martin are expecting their first child next summer, her publicist said Wednesday.

The couple were "pleased" to confirm the pregnancy, publicist Stephen Huvane said in a statement. He declined to say whether there were wedding plans.

The 31-year-old actress has been dating Martin, frontman for the British band Coldplay, for the past year. Both have been reticent about publicly discussing their relationship.

In a recent interview with the British Broadcasting Corp., Paltrow said she hopes to marry but wouldn't reveal whether that aspiration extended to the 26-year-old Martin.

Paltrow won a best-actress Oscar in 1999 for "Shakespeare in Love." She stars as poet Sylvia Plath in the new film "Sylvia".

beef curtains · 12-03-2003, 07:17 PM

i bet she got preggers on purpose to snare him

2Marlon2Brando · 12-03-2003, 07:20 PM

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Originally posted by So very sad about me
i bet she got preggers on purpose to snare him

She should have got preggers with Brad Pitt or Luke Wilson and not Chris Martin. They are much hotter.

Salena Child · 12-03-2003, 07:21 PM

i bet he's gonna leave her.

2Marlon2Brando · 12-03-2003, 07:22 PM

I hope he decides to be a stay at home dad and Coldplay quit making music.

Orchestra · 12-03-2003, 07:38 PM

WTF THEY'ER MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT PLATH>!?

alisonmonster · 12-03-2003, 07:38 PM

thats going to be one rich brat.

beef curtains · 12-03-2003, 07:39 PM

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Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando

She should have got preggers with Brad Pitt or Luke Wilson and not Chris Martin. They are much hotter.

But she's old and desperate now !!!

2Marlon2Brando · 12-03-2003, 07:40 PM

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Originally posted by Orchestra
WTF THEY'ER MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT PLATH>!?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0325055/

Oranjes · 12-03-2003, 07:41 PM

I want to fuck her!

I think she is one of the hottest people alive, (ie. not dead)....................

2Marlon2Brando · 12-03-2003, 07:42 PM

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Originally posted by Oranjes
I want to fuck her!

I think she is one of the hottest people alive, (ie. not dead)....................

No. She is fugly.

spa ced · 12-03-2003, 07:44 PM

So Yellow is going to be dedicated to her now huh.
;(

dusty · 12-03-2003, 07:45 PM

i met her once, at a Travis concert. she was there with ben afflick and she looked drugged out. but she was sweet.

2Marlon2Brando · 12-03-2003, 07:45 PM

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Originally posted by spa ced
So Yellow is going to be dedicated to her now huh.
;(

What are you talking about?

spa ced · 12-03-2003, 07:53 PM

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Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando

What are you talking about?

Coldplay's Yellow, when it was written it wasn't meant for Gwyneth but I'm sure it probably is now.

2Marlon2Brando · 12-03-2003, 07:55 PM

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Originally posted by spa ced

Coldplay's Yellow, when it was written it wasn't meant for Gwyneth but I'm sure it probably is now.

What/why does that matter? Was it originally dedicated/written for you?

spa ced · 12-03-2003, 08:00 PM

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Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando

What/why does that matter? Was it originally dedicated/written for you?

Oh it doesn't matter.
I just ponder stupid shit like that all the time.
Of course it wasn't written for me.
I just happen to think it's a really romantic song.

2Marlon2Brando · 12-03-2003, 08:01 PM

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Originally posted by spa ced
I just happen to think it's a really romantic song.

It's a romantic song? Really? I thought it was about someone being scared.

Oranjes · 12-03-2003, 08:04 PM

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Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando

No. She is fugly.

i want to cut you.

Fugly? Maybe in Sylvia, but not in Shakespeare in Love or..........

spa ced · 12-03-2003, 08:06 PM

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Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando

It's a romantic song? Really? I thought it was about someone being scared.

"Look at the stars, look how they shine for you, and all the things that you do"

That's pretty romantic to me.

2Marlon2Brando · 12-03-2003, 08:09 PM

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Originally posted by spa ced
"Look at the stars, look how they shine for you, and all the things that you do"

That's pretty romantic to me.

I was trying to make a lame joke. Yellow meaning cowardly/chicken/scared. Don't worry, the joke sucked anyway.

spa ced · 12-03-2003, 08:13 PM

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Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando

I was trying to make a lame joke. Yellow meaning cowardly/chicken/scared. Don't worry, the joke sucked anyway.

Oh.
I'm horrible at picking up on internet humor/sarcasm,etc.
That's one reason I usually end up in arguments here. =/

tootsie · 12-04-2003, 03:36 AM

ohhh, im happy shes pregnant.

they will have a cute kid. she seems quite enamoured of him.

12-03-2003, 07:11 PM	#1
2Marlon2Brando Socialphobic Location: sometimes the same is different but mostly it's the same Posts: 14,519	Man, This Kid is Gonna Suck BEVERLY HILLS, California (AP) -- Gwyneth Paltrow and boyfriend Chris Martin are expecting their first child next summer, her publicist said Wednesday. The couple were "pleased" to confirm the pregnancy, publicist Stephen Huvane said in a statement. He declined to say whether there were wedding plans. The 31-year-old actress has been dating Martin, frontman for the British band Coldplay, for the past year. Both have been reticent about publicly discussing their relationship. In a recent interview with the British Broadcasting Corp., Paltrow said she hopes to marry but wouldn't reveal whether that aspiration extended to the 26-year-old Martin. Paltrow won a best-actress Oscar in 1999 for "Shakespeare in Love." She stars as poet Sylvia Plath in the new film "Sylvia".

12-03-2003, 07:17 PM	#2
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	i bet she got preggers on purpose to snare him

12-03-2003, 07:21 PM	#4
Salena Child Apocalyptic Poster Location: Ohio Posts: 2,127	i bet he's gonna leave her.

12-03-2003, 07:22 PM	#5
2Marlon2Brando Socialphobic Location: sometimes the same is different but mostly it's the same Posts: 14,519	I hope he decides to be a stay at home dad and Coldplay quit making music.

12-03-2003, 07:38 PM	#6
Orchestra Minion of Satan Posts: 7,776	WTF THEY'ER MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT PLATH>!?

12-03-2003, 07:38 PM	#7
alisonmonster Minion of Satan Location: gasoline alley Posts: 9,019	thats going to be one rich brat.

12-03-2003, 07:41 PM	#10
Oranjes Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 4,961	I want to fuck her! I think she is one of the hottest people alive, (ie. not dead)....................

12-03-2003, 07:44 PM	#12
spa ced Braindead Location: Machu Picchu Posts: 15,291	So Yellow is going to be dedicated to her now huh. ;(

12-03-2003, 07:45 PM	#13
dusty Minion of Satan Location: holding on. Posts: 5,932	i met her once, at a Travis concert. she was there with ben afflick and she looked drugged out. but she was sweet.

12-04-2003, 03:36 AM	#23
tootsie Minion of Satan Location: go go gadget goggler Posts: 5,346	ohhh, im happy shes pregnant. they will have a cute kid. she seems quite enamoured of him.