My friend is deathly ill.

bonsor · 11-04-2002, 12:05 AM

He was hanging out with a bunch of friends this weekend and they weren't really doing anything, so out of pure spontaneity, he ate a cigarette. Now he has nicotine poisoning.

If only you guys knew him. This would be so much funnier.

Geek USA · 11-04-2002, 12:07 AM

he ate it?

Elvis The Fat Years · 11-04-2002, 12:08 AM

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Originally posted by ******
If only you guys knew him. This would be so much funnier.

i dunno....that pretty funny on its own.

Junebug · 11-04-2002, 12:46 AM

How the heck do you explain something like that to your parents?

"ummm mom I don't feel so good"
"but why honey?"
"umm I ate a cigarette"
"WHAT???"
"I don't know!!!"

...Bill Cosby did a skit like that once. Bill Cosby is great.

twice · 11-04-2002, 01:07 AM

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Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years

i dunno....that pretty funny on its own.

11-04-2002, 12:05 AM	#1
bonsor Minion of Satan Location: midwest Posts: 8,771	My friend is deathly ill. He was hanging out with a bunch of friends this weekend and they weren't really doing anything, so out of pure spontaneity, he ate a cigarette. Now he has nicotine poisoning. If only you guys knew him. This would be so much funnier.

11-04-2002, 12:07 AM	#2
Geek USA car wash cunt Location: cuyler ave Posts: 39,762	he ate it?

11-04-2002, 12:46 AM	#4
Junebug Minion of Satan Posts: 7,072	How the heck do you explain something like that to your parents? "ummm mom I don't feel so good" "but why honey?" "umm I ate a cigarette" "WHAT???" "I don't know!!!" ...Bill Cosby did a skit like that once. Bill Cosby is great.